What's your true self?

How do you act when you're alone, when noone sees you?

i act something like a cat/kung fu fighter/balet dancer/psycho.

I have a tendency to become very introspective when I'm alone, and it becomes very depressing, so what I do is I find things to take my mind off of it.  I'll torrent the new episode of The Office that I missed, for example.  The rest of the 23 1/2 hours are spent sleeping, thinking about making my move, and eating a bowl of Captain Crunch with Crunchberries for nourishment.  If I don't sign up for classes soon, I'm going to be depressed-off-my-ass 'til Fall '07.  Fear not though.  Catcher in The Rye, Katamari Damacy, and Guitar Hero II are all on the way to make for entertaining distractions from my otherwise currently depressing life. 

I insult myself outloud and it pretty much creeps me the fuck out because half the time I don´t do it intentionally.
I also play my airguitar and other imaginary instruments including piano, bass, saxophone, drums, banjo, thermin, recorder and violin.

>>35
Damn right I do. Mt.Olive Dill Pickles don't do the trick. XD!

Im a catperson =^_^=

I'm an emo bitch by myself.

In public I'm Mr. Nice-Guy.

Seriously, I just talk to myself. Alone, completely with my own thoughts, mostly about programming and taking over the world. (Secretly, I am an evil genius.)

I cry while dancing

I drink :(

I am wap. I fap to wap pron

I talk to myself everytime o_O

I brew some tea and think myself wise and old often. I talk with the tea someimtes. :|

>>51
ur well on ur way to allllzzzhimerz

I met psychologist today and it turns out I'm a Sociopath.

Hmm...think I'll start a Ted Bundy fanclub.

>>53

My shrink says I'm a g. He totally wants me, that fag.

I spend a lot of time listening to bad j-pop.
I browse /a/ /b/ /e/ /h/ and sometimes /d/
Sometimes I watch the news networks, like CNN, MSNBC, and FOX.
I do the whole "kung-fu" thing, usually killing imangary terroists.
I masturbate a lot.
I say things in wierd voices just for the hell of it.
Once in a while I try to sing.
I spend tons of time looking in the mirror because I'm so infatuated with myself, especially my eyes.
When I read I scratch my eyebrows a lot.

i talk to myself
and make faces and sing and talk shit to no one
i meditate and seek knowledge in everything that i do
i sit on the internet and laugh my ass off
and contemplate things like time, space, and perception of matter
i think 9/10 things that are "facts" are totally bullshit
i'm totally a loser, but for some reason people think i'm cool
and that's a face
really, if i had it my way, i probably wouldn't say another word my entire life
cuz it just seems like a better idea, haha
i listen to alot of calming music, but my true passion is 200+ bpm electronica
i love to write and do quite alot, though no one ever reads any of it, haha.
mostly, though, i view myself as wiser than many of my peers. maybe that's due to my experiences in life, or maybe it's that i've learned from every moment of every day that i've been alive.

then again, there are ALOT of morons these days :3

AND THEN IN MY SPARE TIME I GET ON 4CHAN AND TALK TO ALL OF YOU NIGGERS!

YAY!

>>55
sounds pretty normal to me

I talk to the Johnny Depp on a box of Pirates of the Caribean breakfast cereal on top of my fridge. Mostly I tell it to shut up... Which I guess is odd because it never actually talks to me.

I also talk to my computer. His name is Cloud. He's pretty gay.

I constantly argue with the voices in my head, there are two voices, one is german, the other is polish and they're always trying to kill the other with a giant sausage.

i grab my dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn

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