What's your true self?

How do you act when you're alone, when noone sees you?

i act something like a cat/kung fu fighter/balet dancer/psycho.

I spend a lot of time listening to bad j-pop.
I browse /a/ /b/ /e/ /h/ and sometimes /d/
Sometimes I watch the news networks, like CNN, MSNBC, and FOX.
I do the whole "kung-fu" thing, usually killing imangary terroists.
I masturbate a lot.
I say things in wierd voices just for the hell of it.
Once in a while I try to sing.
I spend tons of time looking in the mirror because I'm so infatuated with myself, especially my eyes.
When I read I scratch my eyebrows a lot.