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I finally know what I want to do with my life

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 10:47

I'm gonna become a Japanese TV celebrity!

You hear that, world? A Japanese TV celebrity! Attaining that goal can't be hard for an 18-year-old guy.

But I have one small question for you guys...

How does one become a Japanese TV celebrity anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 11:25

your attempt at doing whatever you tried to do failed

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:28

MSPaint yourself taking it up the ass
The Japanese love that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:44

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Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 22:53

>>1
You must look like a girl, of course. But you're on 4chan, so you must be gay already, you're almost there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 5:21

Hello, fellow Anonymous.

The first thing you have to do is to move to Tokyo. When that's done and done, you should start by going to Shibuya and wander around there for the next 6 years.

If no opportunity hands itself to you, you have utterly failed.

Actually, you can actually just give up now and do something more useful with your life, like masturbate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 9:45

you need to be hard gay

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 11:20

>>3
O RLY?

>>4
What the hell?

>>5 & >>7
Well yeah I'm actually gay but it wouldn't help much, would it?

>>6
*bows before the great wisdom of anonymous* but where am I going to get enough money to move to Japan? :-/ I heard they don't have deodorant there and the whole goth loli thing just makes me shit myself and raw wish is a definite no-no.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:49

>>8
Being gay is a neccessity. You think any normal man could wear tight pants, make up, talk abotu fashion and do their hair all girly every single day??

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 22:55

So have you had any luck with this whole thing OP?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 23:01

>>10
He probably made some social faux pas (being a dumb gaijin and all), and all of Japan collectively turned their heads in shame.

You have gravely dishonored your parents OP

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