>>1
You must look like a girl, of course. But you're on 4chan, so you must be gay already, you're almost there.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 5:21
Hello, fellow Anonymous.
The first thing you have to do is to move to Tokyo. When that's done and done, you should start by going to Shibuya and wander around there for the next 6 years.
If no opportunity hands itself to you, you have utterly failed.
Actually, you can actually just give up now and do something more useful with your life, like masturbate.
>>5 & >>7
Well yeah I'm actually gay but it wouldn't help much, would it?
>>6
*bows before the great wisdom of anonymous* but where am I going to get enough money to move to Japan? :-/ I heard they don't have deodorant there and the whole goth loli thing just makes me shit myself and raw wish is a definite no-no.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 18:49
>>8
Being gay is a neccessity. You think any normal man could wear tight pants, make up, talk abotu fashion and do their hair all girly every single day??
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Anonymous2009-10-14 22:55
So have you had any luck with this whole thing OP?
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Anonymous2009-10-14 23:01
>>10
He probably made some social faux pas (being a dumb gaijin and all), and all of Japan collectively turned their heads in shame.