I finally know what I want to do with my life

I'm gonna become a Japanese TV celebrity!

You hear that, world? A Japanese TV celebrity! Attaining that goal can't be hard for an 18-year-old guy.

But I have one small question for you guys...

How does one become a Japanese TV celebrity anyway?

>>3
O RLY?

>>4
What the hell?

>>5 & >>7
Well yeah I'm actually gay but it wouldn't help much, would it?

>>6
*bows before the great wisdom of anonymous* but where am I going to get enough money to move to Japan? :-/ I heard they don't have deodorant there and the whole goth loli thing just makes me shit myself and raw wish is a definite no-no.