I finally know what I want to do with my life

I'm gonna become a Japanese TV celebrity!

You hear that, world? A Japanese TV celebrity! Attaining that goal can't be hard for an 18-year-old guy.

But I have one small question for you guys...

How does one become a Japanese TV celebrity anyway?

Hello, fellow Anonymous.

The first thing you have to do is to move to Tokyo. When that's done and done, you should start by going to Shibuya and wander around there for the next 6 years.

If no opportunity hands itself to you, you have utterly failed.

Actually, you can actually just give up now and do something more useful with your life, like masturbate.