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4chan's share a secret

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 10:49

i am bored so let's talk about the horrible things that can only be divulged in the dark murky depths of the internets.

i'll start with: i consider relationships and bonds between others to be like business transactions. they offer you something and you offer in return. i will only invest my time with people who will be more useful to me and who i will spend more time with.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 10:50

and i also pee in the shower.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 12:48

I kinda molested a girl. She was sleeping, I mangled her boob

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 12:53

One time I took more then 10 items through the 10 items or less line at the grocery store.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 13:04

>>4
You fucking bitch. How could you do that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 13:44

one time i made a troll post, and responded to it to incite discussion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 13:44

>>4

Fuck... stores here are retarded. All lines have no item limit so you have to wait for people buying massive amounts of shit with your two bottles of beer :-(

Oh yeah and for the terrible secret, I kissed and touched a 3 year old girl when I was 4 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 18:02

>>7
I touched a girl when I was 11. She was 10 I think. Touched another girl's ass a year before that. I'm so ashamed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 18:29

>>1

OK I TOOK YOUR MOM UP THE ASS, SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ><

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 19:01

>>9

I broke into your house last week and stuck your toothbrush up my ass

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 19:08

>>10

HAHA ! I stick my toothbrush up other people asses all the time ! It makes for great happy times with sticking it to the pooper ^___^

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 19:22

>>10
I started laffing and then... >>11 came along

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 19:29

>>12
I didn't lol until >>11 came along

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 19:48

>>10

I TOOK YOUR SISTER UP THE ASS ANALLY TOO

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 19:57

>>14

Redundacy +1

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 20:00

i'm a pedo. i'd fuck a girl if i had the chance. however i'd never have a chance lol.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 20:20

>>16
its on your hand to grab the chance
Just get on the street, pick your target and do your stuff

And always remember, we all here are supporting you

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 21:05

>>17
And waiting for pictures to fap to! So don't forget to bring your camera.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 21:48

>>15

HOW IS YOUR LOLITA SISTERS ASS BEING RAMMED REDUNDANT JEEZUS LAWL

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 23:36

I recently saw up a little girl's skirt by accident. I stared in awe for about five seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 23:45

i have lots of loli cousins and they all wear skirts, so yay, i get to see up their skirts a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 0:15

>>21
Nice. You should take pictures some time and post them on /b/ or something.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 13:29

I still like my second ex..sorry 4chan, I don't have any hardcore secrets like you guys do :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 14:10

i once masturbated with an elecrtical tooth brush
and im bi...that about it
oh wonderful anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 20:04

>>21
Camera phone-GET!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 20:59

My best freind got married 5 months ago and made a bet with my co-workers about how long the marraiage would last.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 23:47

I like seeing pictures of overweight ladies sittin' on cakes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 23:48

I'm watching you

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 1:01

>>28
no, i m watching you

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 1:13

>>28
>>29
lies im both watching you >;(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 1:17

>>30
my poor friend, it is i who has you under surveillance.. you are simply unaware a ha ha

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 1:19

im being watched by someone

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 2:06

>>32
watched by >>36

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 2:44

>>28
>>29
>>30
>>31
IPs have been logged.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 3:27

>>34
OR SO YOU THINK! ;D

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 10:59

hay guys wats goin' on in this thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 12:29

>>36
WATCH BY >>42

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 12:45

I used to masturbate other girls in my class while we were getting changed for swimming at the age of 7. It wasn't like loli or anything it was all immature with the virgins going eww and the ones getting touched were torn between not wanting to be maken fun of and enjoying it. I never did it in front of the teachers and I figure the girls wanted to keep it secret aswell because after a while they didn't want me to do it, so they must have learnt to satisfy themselves and according to machiavellian principles had no need for me ._.

I remember once i put my finger inside a little and this girl gasped and pulled my hand out and went away somewhere and I was like o_o; it was stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 13:54

I enjoyed the movie 28 Days Later.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 14:20

>>38
Hot!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 14:46

>>38
my cock has increased in size after hearing your wonderful tale.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 15:58

When I was a little kid (think 6 years old), I used to stick a screw up my ass, it made my dick hard, although I didn't know how to jerk it off. Contrary to what you may think, that didn't make me gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 16:08

I sometimes put things in my ass when i masturbate. Just for storage though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 16:24

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 16:26

i peed in the sink of my dormroom cuz i didnt want to bother walking down the hall.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 16:29

>>26
the one hot got married made the bet?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 21:05

>>38
Damn, why can't I have done something cool like that when I was a kid?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 23:51

When I get bored at work sometimes I think about how many people I could kill before the police are notified and come to take me away.  Then I think about which methods to use, like slow and methodical or a wild rampage.  What kind of weapons to use; a knife?  garrot wire?  a stapleer?
Just something to think about when you get bored...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 0:21

>>45
lol i did that a bunch of times

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 4:50

AS have I, haha.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 21:07

I got a blowjob off my exs younger sister while she was asleep in the same room

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