i am bored so let's talk about the horrible things that can only be divulged in the dark murky depths of the internets.
i'll start with: i consider relationships and bonds between others to be like business transactions. they offer you something and you offer in return. i will only invest my time with people who will be more useful to me and who i will spend more time with.
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Anonymous2006-06-16 10:50
and i also pee in the shower.
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Anonymous2006-06-16 12:48
I kinda molested a girl. She was sleeping, I mangled her boob
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Anonymous2006-06-16 12:53
One time I took more then 10 items through the 10 items or less line at the grocery store.
Fuck... stores here are retarded. All lines have no item limit so you have to wait for people buying massive amounts of shit with your two bottles of beer :-(
Oh yeah and for the terrible secret, I kissed and touched a 3 year old girl when I was 4 years old.
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Anonymous2006-06-16 18:02
>>7
I touched a girl when I was 11. She was 10 I think. Touched another girl's ass a year before that. I'm so ashamed.
I used to masturbate other girls in my class while we were getting changed for swimming at the age of 7. It wasn't like loli or anything it was all immature with the virgins going eww and the ones getting touched were torn between not wanting to be maken fun of and enjoying it. I never did it in front of the teachers and I figure the girls wanted to keep it secret aswell because after a while they didn't want me to do it, so they must have learnt to satisfy themselves and according to machiavellian principles had no need for me ._.
I remember once i put my finger inside a little and this girl gasped and pulled my hand out and went away somewhere and I was like o_o; it was stupid
>>38
my cock has increased in size after hearing your wonderful tale.
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Anonymous2006-06-18 15:58
When I was a little kid (think 6 years old), I used to stick a screw up my ass, it made my dick hard, although I didn't know how to jerk it off. Contrary to what you may think, that didn't make me gay.
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Anonymous2006-06-18 16:08
I sometimes put things in my ass when i masturbate. Just for storage though.
>>38
Damn, why can't I have done something cool like that when I was a kid?
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Anonymous2006-06-18 23:51
When I get bored at work sometimes I think about how many people I could kill before the police are notified and come to take me away. Then I think about which methods to use, like slow and methodical or a wild rampage. What kind of weapons to use; a knife? garrot wire? a stapleer?
Just something to think about when you get bored...
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