4chan's share a secret

i am bored so let's talk about the horrible things that can only be divulged in the dark murky depths of the internets.

i'll start with: i consider relationships and bonds between others to be like business transactions. they offer you something and you offer in return. i will only invest my time with people who will be more useful to me and who i will spend more time with.

>>38
my cock has increased in size after hearing your wonderful tale.

When I was a little kid (think 6 years old), I used to stick a screw up my ass, it made my dick hard, although I didn't know how to jerk it off. Contrary to what you may think, that didn't make me gay.

I sometimes put things in my ass when i masturbate. Just for storage though.

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you in the middle

i peed in the sink of my dormroom cuz i didnt want to bother walking down the hall.

>>26
the one hot got married made the bet?

>>38
Damn, why can't I have done something cool like that when I was a kid?

When I get bored at work sometimes I think about how many people I could kill before the police are notified and come to take me away.  Then I think about which methods to use, like slow and methodical or a wild rampage.  What kind of weapons to use; a knife?  garrot wire?  a stapleer?
Just something to think about when you get bored...

>>45
lol i did that a bunch of times

AS have I, haha.

I got a blowjob off my exs younger sister while she was asleep in the same room

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy