4chan's share a secret

i am bored so let's talk about the horrible things that can only be divulged in the dark murky depths of the internets.

i'll start with: i consider relationships and bonds between others to be like business transactions. they offer you something and you offer in return. i will only invest my time with people who will be more useful to me and who i will spend more time with.

When I was a little kid (think 6 years old), I used to stick a screw up my ass, it made my dick hard, although I didn't know how to jerk it off. Contrary to what you may think, that didn't make me gay.