your life goals

few people divulge them for fear of mockery.. but you can tell it to the supportive comm of 4chan!!

here's mine: graduate, trek to some exotic place where english is spoken, find a job or marry someone rich, do some social climbing, live in a gigantic apartment and then die relatively young. and write a book under a pseudonym with arcane internet references in it.

To kill myself within a year

>>2
IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
WATCH YOURSELF FROM NOW ON

ZOMG MASTER PLAN DO NOT READ!

1     Finish year 12, move into a rich and reasonably heavily populated suburb.

2    Find a vacant house. Squat

3    For the next six years, leech of Centrelink. Also walk in parks, contemplating the meaning of life without a care in the world, write a book about how awesome it is to have screwed society in such a manner, and stand on street corners in Bhuddist robes, selling enlightenment to any stupid enough to buy it.

4    After those six years have passed, and the house is in my possession by law, sell it and use the money to publish my book. Live on money from book sales.

5    With publicity from book, start a religion. “Religion” may or may not be equal to “Personal army of subservient lackeys”.

6    Delegate army into subgroups as follows.

6.1    World of Warcraft henchmen.
6.2    Charity workers. Also known as my PR department.
6.3    Political Pawns. The name says it all. I want to be able to influence the global community to some extent.
6.4    Start my own food company. Like Home Brand, except without the cardboard and the gay.
6.5    Team of musicians. They can play anything from techno to classical.
6.6    Team of scientists. They make the messed up things I dream up reality.
6.7    Team of nerds that will hack into anything I want.
6.8    Team of lawyers. I’m going to need it.

7    10:51pm on the 11th of June, 2016 – Get drunk in a bar. Because it came into my head to do so ten years ago.

I made this all up last night. When I fail at life, I'm going to do it.

>>4 that's uh, quite a plan. SUP FELOW AUUSTRAYYAN (are you east or west i'm the latter)

i have never gotten drunk in a bar but i may consider doing so oneday. but i wouldn't try it alone in case someone pinches my wallet.

>>1
die relatively young
Do you really want to? If you ask me, I would want to live for at least 70-80 years...

>>6
theoretically living a long life would be good, but i've got back pain at the ripe old age of 20 already, plus my lungs are pretty used. i'm not really keen on sticking around if walking up stairs is a task. i see old people all the time living their boring old lives, taking tortoise slow steps, wearing polyester leisure suits, watching sports or daytime tv. i'd rather be dead than be one of those coupon clipping types.
of course if i've got money and power that's different. being an ageing socialite is way different from being an elderly waste of space

>>7
You will die alone.

I want to become cancerman. I want to stand in dark corners, looking serious and smoking my good ol' Morley's. I want to be apart of a global conspiracy to colonize(as in colon) the Earth. I want to decide who lives or dies and command a small army of assasins(some of who are aliens).

>>7
Not all old men are like that. For example the sister of my late grandma: she's 77 and fully energetic. She's fresh both physicially and mentally.
I think the key is to stay active mentally. She does a lot of crosswords and watches gameshows. She's talkative and so on. So generalisation is not good. You can be fresh and healthy even if you're old.

>>9
Didn't you see how miserable he was?!?

>>11
I want to be cancerman's friend.

I want to become a great artist and animator.  I want to create a cartoon, better than the shitty ones on today.  :D  And change animation history...

And maybe become an FBI or CIA agent.  I think that'd be pretty cool.  I wouldn't really be able to have a social/love life and be all secretive, but I don't care!

buy a few acres of land really cheap, pay 20% down, mortgage the rest
cut down some trees and build a log cabin w/ my bare hands
scythe down a big field and plant some vegetables and let them grow themselves (fuck plowing, etc.)
get a minimum wage job to pay for food and mortgage
if the field goes well, stop buying food, overpay the mortgage to pay it off in five years
live the rest of my life w/ 100% leisure time
find wife, have a dozen kids

>and write a book under a pseudonym with arcane internet references in it.
You know, I've already written the first part of that book.

Read a certain book a few times. uncertain if i should read the next book by the same author.
My reliable source tend to always shows me something even better evertime we speak. So I may or may not miss out on a whole lot.

if i kill myself after reading it until im satisfied with completing my goal in life, that is.

>>11
If I were him, I would not be miserable and I am not sure he really was. At that time when he was all emo and comparing life to a box of chocolates, he was just pissed that his story was published in some stupid magazine... in an edited form. No worries in the long run though, I bet he had some of the people at the magazine abducted or assasinated. Some of them probably died of a botulism.

my Goal is to exterminate human, since i hate them all, including myself

I can't seem to find a goal. I'm talented but I have no drive...

these are the voyages

To get a really expensive telescope and speand the rest of my days watching the stars.

To come up with something powerful enough to vaporize this filthy planet!

>>20
You sound like me!

I want to play another good secret of mana game or guardian heroes game. =/

Come on square and treasure, do your fucking job! :O

>>2

LOL!!!!!!  Good one.

>>9

Yeah, and those slow stepping old people are nothing compared to the biological trash in nursing homes.  My God!  I don't understand why those people even live.  Maybe they aren't even aware they are alive anymore.  I sure as fuck don't want to live like that.  I would kill myself so long before it gets to that stage.  I feel so sorry for my grandfather who lived in a nursing home and didn't even remember who the fuck he was, or his family, by the time he died.  I don't know why people wanted him to keep living.  When his condition worsened, my family was like, "Oh no, I think he might die soon".  And I was like, "Thank GOD!!! Finally, let the man out of his misery".  I never said that out loud, of course.

Maybe the world is changing.  I think more people are realizing that they don't want to live until they're 120 and be crippled, demented nothings.  It isn't necessary to live until your body and mind completely waste to nothing.  I will take my own life and die on my own terms.  It is better this way for everyone, for myself, and for society.

On the other hand, if people can live long lives without becoming demented and crippled..... there's nothing wrong with that.

>>1

to fuck 20 hot japanese av idols at once

1)Be on the daily show and/or Late Night w/ Conan O'Brian
2)Make Chelsea Cline stop fucking singing everything she says.
3)Get it on with a cute japanese. Man or Woman.
4)My father = dead.
5)Become a striper.
6)Ask Johny Depp if he's ever even tried POTC cerial.

1) continue current course of education (engineering)
2) do well in grad school , possibly making a name for myself.
3) do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get a job working for NASA (I'm not above groveling, bribing, blackmailing, sexual favors... its my dream, damnit!)
4) Hopefully by then the political pendulum will be back in the liberal swing. (if your gonna have to put up with cyclical politics, it pays to reach your peak concordant with your party)
5) Live happily (though underpaid) knowing that I'm contributing more towards humanity's future than 99.999% of the worlds population.

>>30
win

1)Rape
2)Rape
3)Rape
4)???
5)Profit

>>30

How does NASA contribute to humanity's future?  Just wondering.

>>8
oh, i already figured i would long ago. but then i hate people, so dying alone doesn't sound all bad.

>>33
NASA is going to transport people to a colony on mars where we can finally have utopian bliss?

My dream is to worm my way into a position as CEO of a major corporation.  Then, with the help of sympathetic (read: bribed) members of the board, I'll loot the company for all it's worth, and then abandon ship with my golden parachute just before the party comes to a close.  I'll live the rest of my life in a beautiful tropical country (with no extradition pact), using my ill-begotten loot to hire an army of beautiful maids to clean my house and feed me grapes.

Do I win the prize?

>>33
Also NASA will save the human race. When this world ends as we know it (if the Sun turns into a Red Giant star, or a bunch of other horrible things), NASA would be the precursor to anything that allows us to pack up and live on another planet.

1: Conquer planet.
2: Genetically engineer self to become biologically imortal.
3: Create a sustainable economy.
4: Push science to it's limits.
5: Begin extra-terrestrial expansion.

>>33
>>34
>>36
NASA is/will be the precursor to a lot of things, and even if my name isn't mentioned and my descendants never know of it, I want to be apart of it. It is sever folly to assume that humanity can maintain the status quo on this planet another century. Unless your waiting for rapture, you should be fairly concerned.

Granted NASA isn't the only organization working to propagate humanity, but they're still farthest ahead... and I don't speak Chinese.

NASA is on a sinking ship and if you think otherwise you are clueless.

I have none.

I suppose, from the list of things you could definitely identify as passable 'goals', currently:
1. Complete course in IT at college.
2. Complete degree in Japanese language and computing at university.
3. Complete JET programme.
4. Make family.

Alternatively:
1. Invent new weapon of mass destruction (possibly involving vast quantities of ice cream, the current leader of the Illuminati (a crow, in fact) and a zepellin).
2. Become a God and trick all religions into a world war III.
3. Cause the creation of a new religion who will use said weapon of mass destruction in the war.
4. Find a way of putting my brain on the Internets.

To become immortal machine man that can execute orgasms with pressing of butan.

>>36
>>38
hate to burst your bubble, but >>39's right. NASA'll be dead in a few decades. private space enteprenuership is what's up and coming.

NASA was the precursor to a lot of things
fixed

It is sever folly to assume that humanity can maintain the status quo on this planet another century.
of course it is. we'll have technologically progressed far more than we are now in a century, and it'll have nothing to do with NASA or space travel in general

working for NASA? fine ,that's cool. NASA as savior of humanity? what kind of a fucking idiot are you?

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my ass hole need a good raping!

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