your life goals

few people divulge them for fear of mockery.. but you can tell it to the supportive comm of 4chan!!

here's mine: graduate, trek to some exotic place where english is spoken, find a job or marry someone rich, do some social climbing, live in a gigantic apartment and then die relatively young. and write a book under a pseudonym with arcane internet references in it.

I want to become cancerman. I want to stand in dark corners, looking serious and smoking my good ol' Morley's. I want to be apart of a global conspiracy to colonize(as in colon) the Earth. I want to decide who lives or dies and command a small army of assasins(some of who are aliens).