I'm joining the military in a week, and because of that, I want to know your penis size when your penis isn't erect.
We were lucky at my school; we got new wardrobes with private showers. Because of that, I was unable to see how big I was in comparison to my classmates. My penis might be a little small when it's not erect, and because of that, I'm worried that I'll be made fun of. If you could please tell me the sizes of your penises when they are not erect, I'd be able to estimate where on the scale I am, and if I'm so abnormal that people will group together and make fun of me.
Thanks in advance.
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Jester2006-06-09 17:57
... it doesn't matter how big your dick is, the fact is if you got the balls join the army, Congrads and do us Proud
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:04
umm, it really depends on number of factors like the room temperature, body temperature, how relaxed you are, etc., etc.
Anyway, as long as you're not peeing on your nuts you should be fine.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:08
Somewhat smaller than my thumb when flaccid. Yay me.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:11
Well, when I'm hard, I'm about 5.8.
But, when I'm soft I am, on occassion, one and a half :(
I'm very self conscious, because of this.
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Jester2006-06-09 18:15
Men with small penises, Welcome to 4chan
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:16
>>6
This implies that you also have a small penis :)
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:16
I went to the doctor today for my college check up and during the hernia exam (doctor grabs balls and asks you to turn your head and cough) my penis must have been less than an inch.
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Jester2006-06-09 18:16
...dang
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:17
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it!
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:17
post's are coming to quickly to keep up
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Jester2006-06-09 18:19
It may not be the size of the boat, and it could be the motion of the ocean, but i know it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:28
I am the creator of this topic.
I forgot to mention that when you provide info regarding your penis size, please tell me what measuring unit you are using. By doing that, you can avoid getting me confused.
Also, I know that size isn't nearly everything, but I still want to know where on the scale I am.
Oh, and if you have many factors to add, just provide me with your average flaccid penis size.
Nobody will ever find out who posts what, so I don't see how telling me your flaccid penis size could harm you in any way.
Thanks in advance.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:31 (sage)
Sage this gay shit
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:31
A decent sized penis is 5 to 7 inches erect. Don't worry about it otherwise, 'cause you don't fuck without a hard-on.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:32 (sage)
Sage this gay shit
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:35 (sage)
SAGE
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:35 (sage)
Sage this gay shit
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Anonymous2006-06-10 0:41
>>8
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOUR DOCTOR DO THIS IN A FUCKING CHECK UP!!?!??!?!? !? You would fucking know if you had a fucking herniated testicle!!!! I hate doctors.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 0:44
Yeah, I don't know why they do that either. But hey, at least it's in the past, and was a valuable learning experience.
The really scary bit was when he asked me to bend over like I'm reaching for my toes...
(Luckily he was only checking my spine, but the fear was in me)
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Anonymous2006-06-10 0:58
>>13
The scale you're on?
You're on the same scale as everyone else who is worried whether or not their nose is too big, or their eyes are too dark, or their ass is non-existant.
Stop worrying about what other people think.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 2:27
... wait what's a herniated testicle?
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Anonymous2006-06-10 2:47
>>8
I'm sure your doctor wished you didn't have a penis to start with, much less a giant fucking hardon while he's touching you.
Oh no, I was shrunk up smaller than I had seen it before.
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-10 4:44
>>2
You sure it's the army? I'm leaving for the Marines in 9 days. There goes all my 4chan.
>>8
That's a PROSTATE CHECK, not a hernia check. Remember to fap.
Well, let's break it down to this point. 5-7 inches is fine. It doesn't matter how long or short the thing is as long as your fluids can make it out of there without too much of a problem. And as for the shower thing, if they tell you you have a small penis and laugh at you, tell them that it won't be so small when you shove it up their ass, and that should get them to stfu.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 5:38
>>25
if he ever tells them that he'll be called a faggot. period.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 6:01 (sage)
>>26
Then he'll be raped in the ass by a bunch of burly sea men
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Anonymous2006-06-10 10:42
I don't really care too much about what people think about me, it's just that I wouldn't like it if a group of people grouped together and made fun of me every time they saw me for a year.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 16:59
You're joining the military and this what you're worried about?
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Anonymous2006-06-10 17:29
>>28
Everyone around you is a recruit and most likely afraid of the same thing, and will do their best to avoid the entire subject. Unless you crawl around on all fours looking, no one will bother.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 17:36
joining the military?
a) enjoy your money
b) enjoy your brainwash
which is more important to you?
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Anonymous2006-06-10 19:08
I cannot tell you for this thread has given me an erection.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 19:09
You don't have sex using your flaccid penis. If you ever get made fun of just give that fucker a good rub.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 20:10
>>32
Same here, I can't help masturbating when thinking of penises :/
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Anonymous2006-06-10 20:47
>>31
Everybody in my country are forced to join the military, unless they've got a very good reason to get away. I'm from Europe.
EUROPE IS A COUNTRY YOU EUROFAGS
NOW GTFO MY INTERNETS OK
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Anonymous2006-06-11 9:02
Erect penises average around 5 inches worldwide. You only need 4 inches to be a good love maker.
Not-erect penises can be any length and still be 5inches+ when erect. This is because smaller non-erect penises will gain more length andgirth during an ertion han larger penises.
Also, because of the viewing perspective, other peoples penises will look larger to you than they will to the owner (since your looking staright down on yours and they would be looking at yours from a much more horizontal angle.)
So don't worry about your penis size unless your less than 4inches long when erect.
Hope this helps.
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Anonymous2006-06-11 9:06
Same Person as 54.
My Penis size is around 2.8-3inches flaccid and is 5.2 when erect.
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Anonymous2006-06-11 9:41
I am aware of the fact that Europe isn't a country, but I am more aware of the fact that most Americans don't even know where Australia is (in other words; they don't know where anything outside USA is). Thus, I thought I'd make it easy on you.
By the way, I am from Europe. There's nothing wrong with saying that you're from a continent. You're from Asia if you're from Japan, you're from America if you're from USA, etc.
>>59
Coil it around the penis until you reach the top, then apply to ruler
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Anonymous2006-06-11 13:34
>>1
IT dosen't matter the size of your penis. What matters is the preception of your size from whoever you're fucking. So just relax and don't worry about that.
>>54
From what I've heard, the average is about 6 inches.
Penis size is actually a bigger issue for men and women, average penises are actually best (5-7 inches) for sex unless the woman you're with is a loose whore.
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Anonymous2007-04-17 19:41 ID:XCNZC4Fc
BUMP
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Bunnyloaf2007-04-17 19:51 ID:yEhO1bNa
Mine is 27 feet. Yeah, it hurts being anywhere.
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Anonymous2007-04-17 19:57 ID:UHTeNjtb
I was worried about that too and I always found it weird that I'm 2 in. flaccid but around 6.5 in. erect. I looked it up on Wikipedia because it was really bothering the shit outta me but I found out that's how some people are. Some people have what are known as growers and that's just exactly what I have. When I'm walking around and shit my shit is really small but if i get a hard on I have to push that shit down hard.
Anyways it's nothing really to be self-concious about. Guys shouldn't be worring about some other guy's dick sizes because they're not gonna be fuckin each other or at least I hope not. Anways if they get to be real dicks about it (GET IT?!) just fuckin show'em your hard on and then they'll shut their fuckin mouths.
>>67
You know what?! I bet you're the type of guy who has a really HUGE cock and gets laid on a DAILY basis and has a LIFE. But you know what? I bet you secretly have a small needle dick like me! So there!
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Anonymous2007-04-18 0:02 ID:CRt70LX9
BAHAHAH. You're joining the Marines and you're posting on 4chan about your flaccid penis? You will be mocked mercilessly, and your dick will have nothing to do with it.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 0:05 ID:QMzaGQcx
>>67 hero.
epic win. end of story.also your a fag >>1
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Pyrus2007-04-18 1:05 ID:iAukXB2o
Word of advice for the new recruit: Don't worry about the size of your flaccid penis. Worry about the fact that the toilet stalls have no doors and that you will see and smell EVERYTHING!
You'll be showering every night with LOTS of other guys with small flaccid penises and brown stains in their butt cracks. Try not to close your eyes when you shower: someone may try to grab you as a joke.
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Anonymous2007-04-18 2:01 ID:LTPVg+y+
"Try not to close your eyes when you shower: someone may try to grab you as a joke."
This happens more frequently than you might think, and the person making the grab is seldom joking.
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