I'm joining the military in a week, and because of that, I want to know your penis size when your penis isn't erect.
We were lucky at my school; we got new wardrobes with private showers. Because of that, I was unable to see how big I was in comparison to my classmates. My penis might be a little small when it's not erect, and because of that, I'm worried that I'll be made fun of. If you could please tell me the sizes of your penises when they are not erect, I'd be able to estimate where on the scale I am, and if I'm so abnormal that people will group together and make fun of me.
Thanks in advance.
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Jester2006-06-09 17:57
... it doesn't matter how big your dick is, the fact is if you got the balls join the army, Congrads and do us Proud
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:04
umm, it really depends on number of factors like the room temperature, body temperature, how relaxed you are, etc., etc.
Anyway, as long as you're not peeing on your nuts you should be fine.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:08
Somewhat smaller than my thumb when flaccid. Yay me.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:11
Well, when I'm hard, I'm about 5.8.
But, when I'm soft I am, on occassion, one and a half :(
I'm very self conscious, because of this.
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Jester2006-06-09 18:15
Men with small penises, Welcome to 4chan
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:16
>>6
This implies that you also have a small penis :)
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:16
I went to the doctor today for my college check up and during the hernia exam (doctor grabs balls and asks you to turn your head and cough) my penis must have been less than an inch.
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Jester2006-06-09 18:16
...dang
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:17
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it!
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:17
post's are coming to quickly to keep up
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Jester2006-06-09 18:19
It may not be the size of the boat, and it could be the motion of the ocean, but i know it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:28
I am the creator of this topic.
I forgot to mention that when you provide info regarding your penis size, please tell me what measuring unit you are using. By doing that, you can avoid getting me confused.
Also, I know that size isn't nearly everything, but I still want to know where on the scale I am.
Oh, and if you have many factors to add, just provide me with your average flaccid penis size.
Nobody will ever find out who posts what, so I don't see how telling me your flaccid penis size could harm you in any way.
Thanks in advance.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:31 (sage)
Sage this gay shit
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:31
A decent sized penis is 5 to 7 inches erect. Don't worry about it otherwise, 'cause you don't fuck without a hard-on.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:32 (sage)
Sage this gay shit
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:35 (sage)
SAGE
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:35 (sage)
Sage this gay shit
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Anonymous2006-06-10 0:41
>>8
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOUR DOCTOR DO THIS IN A FUCKING CHECK UP!!?!??!?!? !? You would fucking know if you had a fucking herniated testicle!!!! I hate doctors.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 0:44
Yeah, I don't know why they do that either. But hey, at least it's in the past, and was a valuable learning experience.
The really scary bit was when he asked me to bend over like I'm reaching for my toes...
(Luckily he was only checking my spine, but the fear was in me)
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Anonymous2006-06-10 0:58
>>13
The scale you're on?
You're on the same scale as everyone else who is worried whether or not their nose is too big, or their eyes are too dark, or their ass is non-existant.
Stop worrying about what other people think.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 2:27
... wait what's a herniated testicle?
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Anonymous2006-06-10 2:47
>>8
I'm sure your doctor wished you didn't have a penis to start with, much less a giant fucking hardon while he's touching you.
Oh no, I was shrunk up smaller than I had seen it before.
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-10 4:44
>>2
You sure it's the army? I'm leaving for the Marines in 9 days. There goes all my 4chan.
>>8
That's a PROSTATE CHECK, not a hernia check. Remember to fap.
Well, let's break it down to this point. 5-7 inches is fine. It doesn't matter how long or short the thing is as long as your fluids can make it out of there without too much of a problem. And as for the shower thing, if they tell you you have a small penis and laugh at you, tell them that it won't be so small when you shove it up their ass, and that should get them to stfu.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 5:38
>>25
if he ever tells them that he'll be called a faggot. period.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 6:01 (sage)
>>26
Then he'll be raped in the ass by a bunch of burly sea men
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Anonymous2006-06-10 10:42
I don't really care too much about what people think about me, it's just that I wouldn't like it if a group of people grouped together and made fun of me every time they saw me for a year.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 16:59
You're joining the military and this what you're worried about?
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Anonymous2006-06-10 17:29
>>28
Everyone around you is a recruit and most likely afraid of the same thing, and will do their best to avoid the entire subject. Unless you crawl around on all fours looking, no one will bother.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 17:36
joining the military?
a) enjoy your money
b) enjoy your brainwash
which is more important to you?
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Anonymous2006-06-10 19:08
I cannot tell you for this thread has given me an erection.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 19:09
You don't have sex using your flaccid penis. If you ever get made fun of just give that fucker a good rub.
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Anonymous2006-06-10 20:10
>>32
Same here, I can't help masturbating when thinking of penises :/
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Anonymous2006-06-10 20:47
>>31
Everybody in my country are forced to join the military, unless they've got a very good reason to get away. I'm from Europe.