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Penis size?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 17:51

I'm joining the military in a week, and because of that, I want to know your penis size when your penis isn't erect.

We were lucky at my school; we got new wardrobes with private showers. Because of that, I was unable to see how big I was in comparison to my classmates. My penis might be a little small when it's not erect, and because of that, I'm worried that I'll be made fun of. If you could please tell me the sizes of your penises when they are not erect, I'd be able to estimate where on the scale I am, and if I'm so abnormal that people will group together and make fun of me.

Thanks in advance.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 1:57

>>40
30 centimeters thats big where i live

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 1:57

i live in ameriurope

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 2:16

i live in universe

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 2:42

>>41
>>42
>>43
Europe isn't a country.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 2:50

>>44
EUROPE ISN'T A UNIVERSE YOU FGT

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 2:56

>>45
Europe isn't a country.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 3:01

UNIVERSE ISNT A EUROPE FAG

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 3:06

>>47
Europe isn't a country.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 3:29 (sage)

>>40
He must've meant the European Union. The EU is a country.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 4:03

>>49
Europe isn't a country.

Name: Victoly !8AJPKjCRP2 2006-06-11 4:09

>>13
Just tell us your fucking penis size already so we can laugh.

>>26
I suppose. But at least he can try can't he?

>>27
Can't be sure he's a seaman yet...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 5:05

>>51
Penis! *titter*

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 7:40

EUROPE IS A COUNTRY YOU EUROFAGS
NOW GTFO MY INTERNETS OK

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 9:02

Erect penises average around 5 inches worldwide. You only need 4 inches to be a good love maker.

Not-erect penises can be any length and still be 5inches+ when erect. This is because smaller non-erect penises will gain  more length andgirth during an ertion han larger penises.

Also, because of the viewing perspective, other peoples penises will look larger to you than they will to the owner (since your looking staright down on yours and they would be looking at yours from a much more horizontal angle.)

So don't worry about your penis size unless your less than 4inches long when erect.

Hope this helps.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 9:06

Same Person as 54.

My Penis size is around 2.8-3inches flaccid and is 5.2 when erect.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 9:41

I am aware of the fact that Europe isn't a country, but I am more aware of the fact that most Americans don't even know where Australia is (in other words; they don't know where anything outside USA is). Thus, I thought I'd make it easy on you.

By the way, I am from Europe. There's nothing wrong with saying that you're from a continent. You're from Asia if you're from Japan, you're from America if you're from USA, etc.

Anyway, back on topic please.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 9:49

>>54
>>55
Thanks, that was very helpful.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 12:40

i don't have a ruler but my hardness is immeasurable

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 12:50

>>58

Use a string! Then apply to ruler!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 13:02

>>59
Coil it around the penis until you reach the top, then apply to ruler

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 13:34

>>1
IT dosen't matter the size of your penis.  What matters is the preception of your size from whoever you're fucking.  So just relax and don't worry about that.

Oh, and good luck in the military.  Be safe.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 13:37

>>61
Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 13:40

>>61
LIES!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 15:01

>>51-63
Europe isn't a country.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 15:45

>>54
From what I've heard, the average is about 6 inches.

Penis size is actually a bigger issue for men and women, average penises are actually best (5-7 inches) for sex unless the woman you're with is a loose whore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:41 ID:XCNZC4Fc

BUMP

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 19:51 ID:yEhO1bNa

Mine is 27 feet. Yeah, it hurts being anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:57 ID:UHTeNjtb

I was worried about that too and I always found it weird that I'm 2 in. flaccid but around 6.5 in. erect. I looked it up on Wikipedia because it was really bothering the shit outta me but I found out that's how some people are. Some people have what are known as growers and that's just exactly what I have. When I'm walking around and shit my shit is really small but if i get a hard on I have to push that shit down hard.

Anyways it's nothing really to be self-concious about. Guys shouldn't be worring about some other guy's dick sizes because they're not gonna be fuckin each other or at least I hope not. Anways if they get to be real dicks about it (GET IT?!) just fuckin show'em your hard on and then they'll shut their fuckin mouths.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:36 ID:I7UoQJ0x

>>1
dont ask.
dont tell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 22:14 ID:UHTeNjtb

>>67
You know what?! I bet you're the type of guy who has a really HUGE cock and gets laid on a DAILY basis and has a LIFE. But you know what? I bet you secretly have a small needle dick like me! So there!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 0:02 ID:CRt70LX9

BAHAHAH.  You're joining the Marines and you're posting on 4chan about your flaccid penis?  You will be mocked mercilessly, and your dick will have nothing to do with it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 0:05 ID:QMzaGQcx

>>67 hero.
epic win. end of story.also your a fag >>1

Name: Pyrus 2007-04-18 1:05 ID:iAukXB2o

Word of advice for the new recruit: Don't worry about the size of your flaccid penis. Worry about the fact that the toilet stalls have no doors and that you will see and smell EVERYTHING!
You'll be showering every night with LOTS of other guys with small flaccid penises and brown stains in their butt cracks. Try not to close your eyes when you shower: someone may try to grab you as a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 2:01 ID:LTPVg+y+

"Try not to close your eyes when you shower: someone may try to grab you as a joke."

This happens more frequently than you might think, and the person making the grab is seldom joking.

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