an inquiry

ok, i don't really know where else to post this, cuz it doesn't really fit into the topic, but i wanted to say something so i guess this is the best place to do it. i always get a great arguement on this board.

when i see an attractive female, the first thing that pops into my mind isn't sex. i want to get to know her, find out what kind of person she is. it's kinda like this with everyone that i meet.

i have had a few girlfriends, and one serious one that i moved across the country to be with.

i'm back at home now and trying to get back into the dating scene again, but i seem to become more of a friend to females completely on accident. i've tried to be normal around them and just have a conversation, but at some point i become nothing more than a friend.

i feel as though i should have been born a female. not that i want the cock, but i suppose what you could say is that i feel that i get along with females better. not being your average asshat, but i'm pretty sure, if things were how they should have been, i would have been at least a bisexual.

i am usually unseen in dreams that i have, but when i am i am normally female. i think that the female body is absolutely beautiful. i am told by MANY of my male friends that they wish i was a girl, or that if i was a girl they would do this to me or that to me. i've also been told multiple times by my male friends that i look "beautiful" or
"pretty." it kinda weirds me out, and has been for a long time, but maybe it's just the way that i am?

i do not find males attractive in any way. i am constantly hanging out with both sexes, and get along with both quite well. females interest me, though. i understand where they are coming from more than i understand where guys are coming from.

is something wrong with me?

Yes.

Yes.

Hmm... a guy who mostly has female friends... a "tomgirl" :D

I have some tomboy friends. These girls always hang around guys but they are just friends with them. They're simply can be more casual with guys then with girls.
Looks like you're just the opposite of them.

So I suggest you to find a tomboy girlfriend... you know opposites attract. :D

>>4
Protip: They are all dykes

>>5
and thus is my problem.

>>1

If you asked a psychiatrist that question, they would say, "No, there is nothing wrong with you." and then give some bullshit answer in an attempt to boost your self esteem, while blocking you from the truth.... which will KILL your self esteem in the long run.  But the truth is, "YES!!! THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!"

As it is, you are a failure as a man.

>>when i see an attractive female, the first thing that pops into my mind isn't sex. i want to get to know her, find out what kind of person she is.

LOL!!!  You idiot. Well, first of all, you're in denial.  You DO  think about sex immediately, it's just that you're a pussy and you've convinced yourself that you're this sensitive retard who is different from everyone else.  Think about it man.... you say when you see a BEAUTIFUL girl, you think about wanting to get to know her.  What about when you see an ugly girl?  Do you have this unexplainable desire to know her?  NO!  You want to get to know her because she is beautiful and it is your sex drive that is the cause of your desire to "get to know her". 

But don't worry, you're not abnormal, you're just a failure (currently).  LOTS AND LOTS of dudes are like you, dudes who just don't understand women, or apparently, themselves. 

Go to this newsgroup, and realize that you suck http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.seduction.fast?lnk=sg&hl=en  you can also go to doubleyourdating.com and download the authors stuff off some file sharing program. 

>>7

My bad... that newsgroup I gave actually sucks and is confusing.  This is much better resource http://www.fastseduction.com  You have A LOT of reading to do if you want to learn something about yourself, and about women.

>>8
And oh yeah, use this opportunity right now to THANK GOD that you live in this era, because if you lived 20 years ago in a time without the internet, there is no way in fucking hell you would come across resources like this to teach you about women.  You would be screwed and probably go on living for many years as frustrated and clueless as you are now. 

>>1

Honestly dude, I am the EXACT same. >>7 ignore this guy. Idiot. He just wants teh big E-penis. Just keep life going, things will work out. :D

>>7
when i see an "ugly" chick, i do get to know her. i seem to get to know everyone. i enjoy communicating with people quite alot. i don't have a problem picking up girls, i just have a problem understanding what the fuck is wrong with people like you.

>>10
thanks, man. good to know i'm not the only one, hah.

>>10 Just keep life going, things will work out. :D

Good plan of action you have there.  You have life figured out.


>>11
OK, stay your retarded self.  You came here wanting to know what to do, and then when someone tells you, you do not listen.  STAY PATHETIC AS YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/B/TARDED!

get a sex change.

:3

Im a little wary with getting friendly with ugly chicks because they will instantaneously interpret your friendship as something else.

>>15

WIN

>>15
Works both ways :(

>>17
Darn, you beat me to it. I was just gonna say that.

>>12
i don't see how that really pertained to what i was inquiring about. knowing how to seduce women isn't something that is really gonna help me here.

You're a lesbian in a man's body.

Tell us about your body image. Because apparently crap like that matters to other people and you.

I personally think if you care about looking like a girl, something is wrong with you. You're a man, BE A FUCKING MAN. Stay what you are, don't conform to whatever society says is cute and sexy and shit.

That aside then, I hang out with girls all the time as well and it's great. They give me stuff I like, whereas guys give me the chance to be foul and talk shit if I want to. (like the internet allows me to go even further). It's freedom. I have the best of  both worlds, it's great. Girls have what I want, guys are more like me so I can let loose around them, but that just means I haven't found a girl I can do both with yet.

See how it works?

I haven't found a girl I can do both with yet.
Probably you never will...
There are NO girls like this... :P

>>21
body image: let's see. i'm 5'5", 130lbs, tanned skin, normal build, curly black hair.

i don't want to look like a girl. if i wanted to look like a girl i would consider the whole sexchange thing. i enjoy being male, and enjoy doing your normal male things.

i'm short, so more than anything i get the "cute" thing from chicks. i enjoy hanging out with boy sexes, though i feel that most of the males that i know don't give a shit enough for me to actually have a conversation with them, so i converse more with females.

i grew up with my mom, and her and i have the kinda relationship where we talk about shit. it's just kinda the way that i was raised. i more or less am just looking for a companion type person, ya know, who i can just fuck around with all day and have a great time rather than bring in all the bullshit and fuck everything up.

before now i have always gone for insane girls. i can't explain. i just seem to be attracted to them. all that's come out of it is bullshit, and i'm really sick of all of that shit. problem with normal girls is that they're just fucking retarded. i've met a few girls who i thought were just awesome, but 9/10 of them are lesbians [or become lesbians]. the other 1/10 are either too far away [i live in louisiana. every major city is like 1:30 away from the next] or are just having too much fun being single to want to waste that on getting a boyfriend.

i've been told by many of my female friends that i'm the perfect boyfriend, but of course, we're just friends, so that means jack shit coming from them.

ahh what the fuck.

>>23
sheesh. you are simply a sensitive person. i thought everyone knew by know that stereotypes of masculinity are a load of tosh. stop trying to fit yourself into the ideals and values of the masses

>>7
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>>9
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>>1
You remind me of me, except for the body type, and having a mom you could talk shit with. And having zero luck dating. My mom was waaaaaaay overprotective and neurotic. And I had just enough luck dating a girl I had been friends with in highschool. Married her (and she my 1st girlfriend ever) later. No regrets.

Listen to >>24. Guys like >>7,8,9 tell you you're wrong because they don't like having the bar raised on them. Dating advice sites will just shoved sunlight up your ass about noone deserving to be alone to justify being a manipulative liar to get into your relationships. They might well work to get you a girlfriend, but when it fails because the whole thing was completely fake, the guy at www.ultimateuberslickseduction.com won't be there.

>>15
Goddamn, you got some ego!

everyone knows macho tough guys are wankers and neanderthals. and most women despise those types.

>>25
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>>24
>>27
you guys win.

bump'd for no reason.

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