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An opportunity or a trap?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 6:36

My little brother has a tomboy friend which he invites home now and then for some fun. She's only 11 but considering that she's a tomboy she's very violent and fiesty, but that's because her family is fucked up. Her mum's been divorced several times and afraid of divorcing again, her stepdad is a lunatic who beats her up when he's stressed, her real dad died from cancer, her stepbrother is a retard and dickhead. And she comes to us to break away from all that stuff. So I just wanna make her feel better and support her, however she does these really strange things.

For example, her telling me that she's seen her mum have sex (and her mum's a big person), shoving my crucifix down her pants/knickers/bloomers and anything else she could find, stripping down naked quickly to change into her pyjamas. One time after showing my little brother and her a horror movie she was so freaked out she dragged me into the toilet with her.

So opportunity or a trap?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 7:38

>>1
Get that girl some help, stat. Or you could be a selfish asshole and have sex with her.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 8:24

Well she herself has gotten into trouble, and social services and all won't help her. It'll just get her dad angry and beat her up, and her mum doesnt want to get divorced again. It seems to me she'l just have to put up with it, though I can teach her some holds and all lol...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 8:37

It is an opportunity and a trap.

Don't make advances, be her friend n stuff and if she makes advances don't ruin it with sex. Loli is just some weird japanese mix between cuteness and sexiness and the sex will only last until your asshole is being penetrated in jail. Sacrifice short term lust for long term cuteness. In 5 years time will you know any cute 16 year olds?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 9:03

Support her, but tell her not to do things like change in front of you or your brother or stick things her pants. Also try and find reasons to not go into the bathroom with her, that's not really appropriate... If she wants someone for those sorts of things it should a person her own age, since I presume you're not an 11 year old or anything. Be her friend but keep it at that, and make it clear..

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 9:17

>>1
A trap, retard, that's illegal as fuck and wrong as hell

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 9:49

>>6
Obviously it's wrong, but then there's no harm talking about it.

Yeah I'll just support her, indeed my little brother and I find her very hyperactive, but I suppose it's because she can't behave in this way back at her home.

>>4
For some odd reason, shes got the facial expression of Cloud from FF:AC except more girly... Ah loli..

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 10:26

/r pics

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 12:21

She's 11..
get the fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 12:36

>>1 is a pedo!!!

Alert the 4CHAN PARTY VAN!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 13:13

you should really try to help her. i think what she needs is love. i'm not talking about sex, dude. more like from a mother/father. well... if *she* wants to have sex with you, then go for it, but don't try to manipulate her or stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 14:00

>>7
Go for the acquisition of cuteness option then.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 15:20

i'd hit it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 15:21

Mr. Anonymous, you are a lucky guy.
It's of course a opportunity.

btw:
>>11
>>13
>>14
same person.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 18:40

>>1
any news?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 19:06

teach her how to suck cock

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 20:33

Hell, >>4 is right on. If she's into you now you could do something great for her, and end up with a girl who'd do anything for you as well.

Down the road you'd be lucky to have a girl that's been fiesty/sexy yet your friend. If you help her through hard times maybe you could set her on a different path other than the one her mother is taking. Just watch in 15 years she'll have been married and divorced. But you could change that. At 11 she's still teachable and who knows, maybe she could be a wild girl in bed too.

Saving a girl and having her repay you with wild, hot jungle sex is like every guy's dream, ain't it?

Name: Jenifer slotmot 2006-05-19 2:27

Young and innocent huh?

Practice makes perfect young man?

She knows what she is doing and in reality, she will do you the best of anyone.

The only thing is that you will be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life, due to the trouble that you "could' get in if she ever slipped up and mentioned it.

Remember, unless your a catholic priest and have the money to pay for your sexual habits, you will suffer in the end, eventually. 

If not by others, then by your own mind, especially if one day you have a daughter.

Name: Jennifer slotmot 2006-05-19 2:31

To continue, I was 9 when I first had my sexual experience, 10 full sex with my friends, dad.

It was great, but one day I accidently slipped my mouth and now he was executed last year for what he did to me.

I still hate all the people that made him go to jail and be raped for years until they killed him.

So please be careful.  I would suggest to meet your grandmas friends or someone in old folks homes.

They don't have to much sex anymore and from what my friends say, they do it for a long time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 7:07

>>19

what

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 7:28

>>20
eat shit and die you fag

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 9:50 (sage)

I stuck it in her pooper.

just kidding.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 14:39

>>22
stop kidding.
start the serious business.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 18:18 (sage)

I think you just want to boast how close you are to having sex with an 11 year old girl.

think about how she'll think of her life in 10 years' time: shitty family + some pimply assed pedo taking advantage of her

you giving in to sexual urges in a situation that requires affection and support just shows how weak-minded and selfish you can be

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 20:25

>>24
fag learn what sage meas

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 20:34 (sage)

>>25
Saging a thread at the top

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 20:38

>>26
thats another thing I've noticed...people seem to take sage as an insult when it really isnt meant to be that. but I'm straying from the point.

sage=set a good example
GOOD use of sage:
(sage because I'm adding nothing useful to this topic)

Bad use of sage:
Sage as an insult is part of the board's culture. The failure to bump a topic, and thus the accelleration of that topics end generally indicates a dislike for the post.

Of course that isn't always the case but sage as a negative is even more ingrained than any of the memes, because the functionality is built into the board.'m adding nothing useful to this topic)

SO PLEASE STOP BEING FAGS AND LEARN TO USE SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 20:40 (sage)

>>27
Sage this shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 20:42

>>28
thats another thing I've noticed...people seem to take sage as an insult when it really isnt meant to be that. but I'm straying from the point.

sage=set a good example
GOOD use of sage:
(sage because I'm adding nothing useful to this topic)

Bad use of sage:
Sage as an insult is part of the board's culture. The failure to bump a topic, and thus the accelleration of that topics end generally indicates a dislike for the post.

Of course that isn't always the case but sage as a negative is even more ingrained than any of the memes, because the functionality is built into the board.'m adding nothing useful to this topic)

SO PLEASE STOP BEING FAGS AND LEARN TO USE SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 20:53 (sage)

>>29
Sage this shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 22:30

>>17

YES

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 23:53

>>30
thats another thing I've noticed...people seem to take sage as an insult when it really isnt meant to be that. but I'm straying from the point.

sage=set a good example
GOOD use of sage:
(sage because I'm adding nothing useful to this topic)

Bad use of sage:
Sage as an insult is part of the board's culture. The failure to bump a topic, and thus the accelleration of that topics end generally indicates a dislike for the post.

Of course that isn't always the case but sage as a negative is even more ingrained than any of the memes, because the functionality is built into the board.'m adding nothing useful to this topic)

SO PLEASE STOP BEING FAGS AND LEARN TO USE SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 0:00 (sage)

>>32
Sage this shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 2:36

She's 11..
get the fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 12:28

>>34
more like:
get the penis in

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 12:51

>>35 Idiot

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 13:51

>>33
thats another thing I've noticed...people seem to take sage as an insult when it really isnt meant to be that. but I'm straying from the point.

sage=set a good example
GOOD use of sage:
(sage because I'm adding nothing useful to this topic)

Bad use of sage:
Sage as an insult is part of the board's culture. The failure to bump a topic, and thus the accelleration of that topics end generally indicates a dislike for the post.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:24

>>31
Yes to the hot jungle sex? Or to the rest of my post too?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 16:15

>>1
If you get arrested, make sure to mention 4chan in court. Won't do shit for your case, but it'll make a hilarious addition to 4chan legends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 18:13

>>1
She is eleven years old. If you go pedo on her, I'm gonna have to put you down.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 18:20

>>40

No you won't. Because you don't know where this guy lives. So you can't do shit, so go and cry in your corner. Cry. CRY

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 3:05

is she even hot?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 10:20

>>42
she's a tomboy. tomboys are hawt.
*insertsouseisekipic*

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 17:01 (sage)

>>1, treat her nice for 5 years, then fuck her when she is 16. Less jailtime, and you can tell ehr to shut the fuck up.

SO 1SAN GO

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 21:15

>>41
OLOLOL I R LIEK I CAN H4XX HIS IP N LIEK FIND HIS ADDRESS N STUFF!11!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 21:19

>>45
Teach me plz

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 21:22

>>46
Just go to www.meatspin.com, there's a guide to detecting IPs there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 15:40

stuck it in her pooper yet?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 16:16

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 20:49 (sage)

Wow >>49, you are SOOOOO cool on 4chan.

Winner is YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 16:38

she sounds as if shes pretty messed up, and i dont think some pedo having sex with her in a place which she feels is a haven from her normal life is gonna help her much. Dont be weakminded and screw her, go pick up a girl your age if you need sex.

For your sake too, you dont wanna get raped in jail by a big black guy called bubba right? Like an earlier poster said, all it takes is one slip of the mouth to get you sent to jail

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 15:27

>>47
I fell for that link :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 16:35

>>51
stfu. who says she can't enjoy it too?

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:14

Hey 4chan, sorry for the very very late reply. Lots have been happening so let's put it this way. Her parents have divorced so her mom's all depressed and upset, not mentioning that he took a good amount of her money from the bank. She's having a hard time coping so I suggested looking after her for a while, in case things were too much for her. Now the little girl, 12 now lives with me a couple days a week. Me trying to be a good guardian has told her to not do any of the previously mentioned things. I literally had to tell her precisely what she was doing wrong, and she cried about it.
It's hard for me to upset her (hey I'm a nice guy) so I told her we can do somethings on occasions.
Like when I do watch a good horror movie and she gets freaked out, I'll wait outside the toilet door. Sometimes, especially when the damn heating doesn't work, we sleep together.

So no kissing, no sex or whatever. I'm being as clean as I can and trying to help sort out her childhood problems. So a happy ending 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:21

She's 11..
get the fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:43

dude if it looks like she has potential, I would befriend her and become her closest friend until she turns 18 and then bang the ever loving shit out of her.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 22:29

>>55
FAG

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 22:36

Opportunity! Go for it!

Name: Cptn. Obvious 2006-05-29 23:18

This is a troll, you fuckheads.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 23:51

>>57
Correct answer. You win recognition of your wisdom.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 23:51

You have the approval of anonymous, you are now above the law.  Just don't get caught.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 2:39 (sage)

What the fuck are you dickheads doing telling him to wait five years, or even consider it now?

This isn't fucking Princess Maker, you shouldn't turn her into an object of your sexual desire.

Just stop being a shit and be a friend, rather than a greasy fucking pedo.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 15:00

>>61
He repeats the wisdom of many before him. Like all wise men.

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Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-19 17:11

>>55

Very good =) I doubt you'll ever get to anything hawt with her but anyways... Isn't it a pleasure in itself to have the kind of relationship you just described with a 12yo? Just that, with no horny stuff (Well you'll get horny sometimes that can't be helped) Being so close to such a cute, non-family related girl is a reward in itself and much more than the average 4channer gets!! CONGRATS!!!!

~Psiweapon

P.S.: Fight the urge... fight the urge... LOL, joking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 18:59

>>67
you don't need to sign all your posts you attention whore, the name field is enough

Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-19 19:41

I sign them because when I use the name field it throws some vip only crap at me. So I'm not sure if it's showing my name or anything because "VIP" sounds like "members only" or something like that. But anyay, whatever the fuck, I'll sign them as long as I damn well please.

~Psiweapon

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 16:02

'shoving my crucifix down her pants/knickers/bloomers and anything else she could find'

jesus approves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 16:17

>>27
wrong. every thread has a post limit for buming. once that limit is reached, the thread no longer bumps and it sinks into the lower pages. the purpose of Sage is to NOT bump the topic, yet keep the post counted towards the limit. when used effectivly, every sage post not only keeps the thread from bumping to the top, but also speeds up its demise. Age does the opposite, it bumps the thread while keeping the post exempt from being counted towards the limit, effectivly keeping the thread active. sage can only be used negetivly, becuase even if you've got nothing to say, sage furthers the threads demise without giving it an oppertunity to reach the top again and gain attention of the other posters.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 17:21

wow people on 4chan actually have a sense of morality...I'm impressed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 17:36

>>73
not rly. everyone is secretly a pedo and somewhat gay (esp. for bridget).

case in point: anything having to do with po-ju

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 18:56

It's both, with a twist.  Don't do something stupid, or your ass will be put in jail.  Let's just hope it turns into more of an opportunity as time passes.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 17:01

Hyper-active/fiesty + broken home = blabber mouth

She'd probably mention having sex just to brag about it.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 22:36

>>83
Such is truth. Perhaps he speaks from experience.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 23:28

/l、
(゚、 。 7 Lick her pussy
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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 23:33

>>88
I only licked her, officer! I didn't put it in!

ORLY?

YA RLY!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:05

its a prat

do a barrel roll

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:08

My name is Anon. im a tard. I haven't used in 3 days

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:21

whatchu doin goin round lickin up little girls foo

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 6:53 ID:/AAMhcqR

who cares

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 6:55 ID:2f2vJ/rv

STICK IT IN HER yeah you know the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 7:37 ID:j5jKEitW

tomboy? just kick her back to her house

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 7:49 ID:B6iRQsLB

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 12:12 ID:OPxb+AK6

Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So she takes me to the can
It's the wrong way

The only family that she's ever had
Is her retarded dickhead brother and a drunk-ass dad

Everything was going fine until the day she met me

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:30 ID:bN0PPo25

>>97
Thought it was:

Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It's the wrong way

The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me

Isn't it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:38 ID:bN0PPo25

HEY GUISE GEZZ WHUT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:39 ID:bN0PPo25

100GET.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:43 ID:W1Xejl9e

>>

Wait 7 years.. then anything goes

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 15:50 ID:nNvM074p

Who would want to go their whole life without ever fucking a 12 year old?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 15:53 ID:L+ZAgsli

>>102
Old people having sex with 12-year-olds is kind of disgusting. You should take the opportunity.

Name: 2007-04-06 15:54 ID:L+ZAgsli

Woops, look how old this thread was. Well, no one ever leavs 4chan. I bet OP bumped this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 18:32 ID:zbuVq9uH

lmao, people take this shit seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 18:36 ID:S/Xu6ROz

i want to have sex with 11 kids

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 18:54 ID:L+ZAgsli

>>106
me3

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 19:09 ID:OPxb+AK6

>>98

Yeah, I changed it to fit the story. The first thing I thought of when I read the OP was that song.

Same with the "takes ME to the can" part (as opposed to "take her to the can").

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 19:22 ID:nNvM074p

>>105
We don't have to take it seriously to reply.

Name: Sgt.Kabu헲⨸kiman㯒傒 2012-05-26 22:42

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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