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An opportunity or a trap?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 6:36

My little brother has a tomboy friend which he invites home now and then for some fun. She's only 11 but considering that she's a tomboy she's very violent and fiesty, but that's because her family is fucked up. Her mum's been divorced several times and afraid of divorcing again, her stepdad is a lunatic who beats her up when he's stressed, her real dad died from cancer, her stepbrother is a retard and dickhead. And she comes to us to break away from all that stuff. So I just wanna make her feel better and support her, however she does these really strange things.

For example, her telling me that she's seen her mum have sex (and her mum's a big person), shoving my crucifix down her pants/knickers/bloomers and anything else she could find, stripping down naked quickly to change into her pyjamas. One time after showing my little brother and her a horror movie she was so freaked out she dragged me into the toilet with her.

So opportunity or a trap?

Name: Dude Man 2006-06-24 16:30

J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 16:50

>>69
Are you referring to this? [url]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/370/vipquality5bq.png[/url]

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-24 17:01

Hyper-active/fiesty + broken home = blabber mouth

She'd probably mention having sex just to brag about it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 4:06 (sage)

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 22:36

>>83
Such is truth. Perhaps he speaks from experience.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 23:28

/l、
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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 23:33

>>88
I only licked her, officer! I didn't put it in!

ORLY?

YA RLY!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:05

its a prat

do a barrel roll

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:08

My name is Anon. im a tard. I haven't used in 3 days

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-09 1:21

whatchu doin goin round lickin up little girls foo

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 6:53 ID:/AAMhcqR

who cares

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 6:55 ID:2f2vJ/rv

STICK IT IN HER yeah you know the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 7:37 ID:j5jKEitW

tomboy? just kick her back to her house

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 7:49 ID:B6iRQsLB

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 12:12 ID:OPxb+AK6

Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So she takes me to the can
It's the wrong way

The only family that she's ever had
Is her retarded dickhead brother and a drunk-ass dad

Everything was going fine until the day she met me

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:30 ID:bN0PPo25

>>97
Thought it was:

Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It's the wrong way

The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me

Isn't it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:38 ID:bN0PPo25

HEY GUISE GEZZ WHUT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:39 ID:bN0PPo25

100GET.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 14:43 ID:W1Xejl9e

>>

Wait 7 years.. then anything goes

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 15:50 ID:nNvM074p

Who would want to go their whole life without ever fucking a 12 year old?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 15:53 ID:L+ZAgsli

>>102
Old people having sex with 12-year-olds is kind of disgusting. You should take the opportunity.

Name: 2007-04-06 15:54 ID:L+ZAgsli

Woops, look how old this thread was. Well, no one ever leavs 4chan. I bet OP bumped this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 18:32 ID:zbuVq9uH

lmao, people take this shit seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 18:36 ID:S/Xu6ROz

i want to have sex with 11 kids

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 18:54 ID:L+ZAgsli

>>106
me3

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 19:09 ID:OPxb+AK6

>>98

Yeah, I changed it to fit the story. The first thing I thought of when I read the OP was that song.

Same with the "takes ME to the can" part (as opposed to "take her to the can").

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 19:22 ID:nNvM074p

>>105
We don't have to take it seriously to reply.

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