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An opportunity or a trap?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 6:36

My little brother has a tomboy friend which he invites home now and then for some fun. She's only 11 but considering that she's a tomboy she's very violent and fiesty, but that's because her family is fucked up. Her mum's been divorced several times and afraid of divorcing again, her stepdad is a lunatic who beats her up when he's stressed, her real dad died from cancer, her stepbrother is a retard and dickhead. And she comes to us to break away from all that stuff. So I just wanna make her feel better and support her, however she does these really strange things.

For example, her telling me that she's seen her mum have sex (and her mum's a big person), shoving my crucifix down her pants/knickers/bloomers and anything else she could find, stripping down naked quickly to change into her pyjamas. One time after showing my little brother and her a horror movie she was so freaked out she dragged me into the toilet with her.

So opportunity or a trap?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 18:20

>>40

No you won't. Because you don't know where this guy lives. So you can't do shit, so go and cry in your corner. Cry. CRY

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 3:05

is she even hot?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 10:20

>>42
she's a tomboy. tomboys are hawt.
*insertsouseisekipic*

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 17:01 (sage)

>>1, treat her nice for 5 years, then fuck her when she is 16. Less jailtime, and you can tell ehr to shut the fuck up.

SO 1SAN GO

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 21:15

>>41
OLOLOL I R LIEK I CAN H4XX HIS IP N LIEK FIND HIS ADDRESS N STUFF!11!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 21:19

>>45
Teach me plz

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 21:22

>>46
Just go to www.meatspin.com, there's a guide to detecting IPs there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 15:40

stuck it in her pooper yet?

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 20:49 (sage)

Wow >>49, you are SOOOOO cool on 4chan.

Winner is YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 16:38

she sounds as if shes pretty messed up, and i dont think some pedo having sex with her in a place which she feels is a haven from her normal life is gonna help her much. Dont be weakminded and screw her, go pick up a girl your age if you need sex.

For your sake too, you dont wanna get raped in jail by a big black guy called bubba right? Like an earlier poster said, all it takes is one slip of the mouth to get you sent to jail

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 15:27

>>47
I fell for that link :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 16:35

>>51
stfu. who says she can't enjoy it too?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 16:50

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:14

Hey 4chan, sorry for the very very late reply. Lots have been happening so let's put it this way. Her parents have divorced so her mom's all depressed and upset, not mentioning that he took a good amount of her money from the bank. She's having a hard time coping so I suggested looking after her for a while, in case things were too much for her. Now the little girl, 12 now lives with me a couple days a week. Me trying to be a good guardian has told her to not do any of the previously mentioned things. I literally had to tell her precisely what she was doing wrong, and she cried about it.
It's hard for me to upset her (hey I'm a nice guy) so I told her we can do somethings on occasions.
Like when I do watch a good horror movie and she gets freaked out, I'll wait outside the toilet door. Sometimes, especially when the damn heating doesn't work, we sleep together.

So no kissing, no sex or whatever. I'm being as clean as I can and trying to help sort out her childhood problems. So a happy ending 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:21

She's 11..
get the fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:43

dude if it looks like she has potential, I would befriend her and become her closest friend until she turns 18 and then bang the ever loving shit out of her.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 22:29

>>55
FAG

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 22:36

Opportunity! Go for it!

Name: Cptn. Obvious 2006-05-29 23:18

This is a troll, you fuckheads.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 23:51

>>57
Correct answer. You win recognition of your wisdom.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 23:51

You have the approval of anonymous, you are now above the law.  Just don't get caught.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 2:39 (sage)

What the fuck are you dickheads doing telling him to wait five years, or even consider it now?

This isn't fucking Princess Maker, you shouldn't turn her into an object of your sexual desire.

Just stop being a shit and be a friend, rather than a greasy fucking pedo.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 15:00

>>61
He repeats the wisdom of many before him. Like all wise men.

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Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-19 17:11

>>55

Very good =) I doubt you'll ever get to anything hawt with her but anyways... Isn't it a pleasure in itself to have the kind of relationship you just described with a 12yo? Just that, with no horny stuff (Well you'll get horny sometimes that can't be helped) Being so close to such a cute, non-family related girl is a reward in itself and much more than the average 4channer gets!! CONGRATS!!!!

~Psiweapon

P.S.: Fight the urge... fight the urge... LOL, joking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 18:59

>>67
you don't need to sign all your posts you attention whore, the name field is enough

Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-19 19:41

I sign them because when I use the name field it throws some vip only crap at me. So I'm not sure if it's showing my name or anything because "VIP" sounds like "members only" or something like that. But anyay, whatever the fuck, I'll sign them as long as I damn well please.

~Psiweapon

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 16:02

'shoving my crucifix down her pants/knickers/bloomers and anything else she could find'

jesus approves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 16:17

>>27
wrong. every thread has a post limit for buming. once that limit is reached, the thread no longer bumps and it sinks into the lower pages. the purpose of Sage is to NOT bump the topic, yet keep the post counted towards the limit. when used effectivly, every sage post not only keeps the thread from bumping to the top, but also speeds up its demise. Age does the opposite, it bumps the thread while keeping the post exempt from being counted towards the limit, effectivly keeping the thread active. sage can only be used negetivly, becuase even if you've got nothing to say, sage furthers the threads demise without giving it an oppertunity to reach the top again and gain attention of the other posters.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 17:21

wow people on 4chan actually have a sense of morality...I'm impressed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 17:36

>>73
not rly. everyone is secretly a pedo and somewhat gay (esp. for bridget).

case in point: anything having to do with po-ju

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 18:56

It's both, with a twist.  Don't do something stupid, or your ass will be put in jail.  Let's just hope it turns into more of an opportunity as time passes.

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Name: Psiweapon 2006-06-24 16:28

>>69
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

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