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work is quite a bore.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 17:32

3 more hours to go. not in the mood to move.
anyone else pretending to be working?
has anyone ever masturbated during work?
i once fell asleep at work and had a wet dream.
just kidding.
die.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 18:02

This is why I don't work.  But I have no money.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 18:05

This is why I don't work. But I have money. Lack of work doesn't always lead to lack of money. Money is this abstract thing that travels from hand to hand for all kinds of wierd reasons !

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 19:01

What do you mean exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 19:03

>>4
He sucks cock for money

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 19:32

>>5
Anonymous deduces all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 23:11

>>1
LOL!!!!!  That would be hilarious to have a wet dream at work.  I tried wanking once at work.... but I didn't finish because as I was wanking, I realized that it would just be a quick, waste of a wank, so I held it till I got home and could enjoy the wank more.


>>4
He means he has no money.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 7:23

>>3
DIREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS !!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 11:01

I never fapped at work. It would be too easy to spot me... but I played hentai flash games. :D (with fingers ready to press ALT+F4)

Btw, if you jerk off regularly, you won't even have wet dreams. :P

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 12:41

>>9 Btw, if you jerk off regularly, you won't even have wet dreams. :P

is this true?

* * *

anyway. back at work, drinking an expresso and counting how many times "fag" is used in 4chan.

maybe today i'll grow some herpes.

what is my job? 

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 12:56

>>10
Your job obviously doesn't pay as well as cocksucking. You should get a new career.

Oh yeah, and about wet dreams, the only time I've ever had one was when I went off fapping for a month. Regular useage seems to keep it happy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 13:07

>>11

how much do you get paid for cocksucking?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 13:17

I can't imagine that there's a market for male cocksuckers. If there is I'd become one so let me know if there is a demand anywhere

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 18:21

>>10
yeah, it's true

>>13
yeah, there's a market for gay male prostitutes

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 19:05

>>14
Where?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 19:15

at >>13's house.

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