work is quite a bore.

3 more hours to go. not in the mood to move.
anyone else pretending to be working?
has anyone ever masturbated during work?
i once fell asleep at work and had a wet dream.
just kidding.
die.

I never fapped at work. It would be too easy to spot me... but I played hentai flash games. :D (with fingers ready to press ALT+F4)

Btw, if you jerk off regularly, you won't even have wet dreams. :P