work is quite a bore.

3 more hours to go. not in the mood to move.
anyone else pretending to be working?
has anyone ever masturbated during work?
i once fell asleep at work and had a wet dream.
just kidding.
die.

>>9 Btw, if you jerk off regularly, you won't even have wet dreams. :P

is this true?

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anyway. back at work, drinking an expresso and counting how many times "fag" is used in 4chan.

maybe today i'll grow some herpes.

what is my job?