/lounge/ - Tips on getting laid. (lol 4chan)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 1:00

My 20th birthday is coming up and I've decided that I want to lose my virginity before then. I'm pretty decent looking, I've had few girls tell me I'm sexy. But I'm not really a party kind of guy, and I'm kind of shy, which greatly hinders my ability to get laid. What tips can you give me to help me on my way?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 3:30

>>39 is full of shit. You dont need either. Without...that... you with have a clear mind, free time on friday nights, the ability to ponder, you will be more wealthy, and you will live a longer, happier life.

I say down with sex.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 5:23 (sage)

Obviously a troll guys, give it a rest. You disappoint me

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 9:41 (sage)

>>40
Oooh! I have a fan! What an exciting time to be a lounger.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 14:16

>>39
Doesn't it come out automatically like in a week or two if you don't?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 16:32

>>44
In your piss yes, but its not semen at that point, it is arsenicified

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 20:47

>>45 is right. You have the ability to absorb the protein, and the stuff you cant reuse you piss out.

Keep in mind this is also part of your sleep cycle (why you wake up with an erection)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 22:27

>>40

Quoted for truth, I loled

Name: Enshin 2006-04-24 4:43

This is obviously a joke because he asked it on 4 chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 20:57

>>23 or whoever,
if we as humans do not procreate, then how are we to survive as a species?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 0:07

>>48
desperate people will search anywhere and everywhere for answers. They don't know the answers, and don't know where to look.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 4:52

>>9
identity crisis ^_______^

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 4:00

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Tips on getting laid. (lol 4chan)

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 1:00

41 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 3:30

42 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 5:23 (sage)

43 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 9:41 (sage)

44 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 14:16

45 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 16:32

46 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 20:47

47 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 22:27

48 Name: Enshin 2006-04-24 4:43

49 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 20:57

50 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 0:07

51 Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 4:52

52 Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 4:00

53 Name: Sgt.Kabu矒⭷kiman靎酑 2012-05-26 17:50