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Tips on getting laid. (lol 4chan)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 1:00

My 20th birthday is coming up and I've decided that I want to lose my virginity before then. I'm pretty decent looking, I've had few girls tell me I'm sexy. But I'm not really a party kind of guy, and I'm kind of shy, which greatly hinders my ability to get laid. What tips can you give me to help me on my way?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 9:48

>>5
Actually you're the failure, those who know penal desires are incorrect (as they make a man incredibly weak IN THE MIND which is the only importance in life, the fucking mind, not the goddamn penis).
>>12
Same person as 5.

OP, don't get laid, it will bring you one step closer to death, I guarantee it. Hold on to your self, hold on to your shyness, hold on to your desire to stay away from people, for it is these things which bring my mind safety from the destruction of it which society craves. Why do they crave it? Simple, they already lost such values and consequentially their individual selves, so naturally out of jealousy, they would want yours to be destroyed as well.

I had once been like you, a near 20 virgin receiving ridiculous mind alterations due to hormones, damn things saying that I had to dive in some fucking skin trench of death, yet I had known such things would be the end of me and cause me to not only hate all other (which I already had) but even MY self as it would have been the surrendering of it to such pitiful disgusting retarded and primal pullings. I had for 18 years been quite strong in my self in this matter, but one day...I had slipped, I'm not sure what it was, I had all of a sudden become quite weak, and the chemicals produced by my nuts took their opportunity and gave their biggest attack, and it paid off for them, ever so unfortunately.
It all happened so fast, one day I was the fucking king of the universe, an unstoppable being who succumbed to no demands other than my own, the next I'd been half a man, finding out I'd gone stomach to stomach with a retarded whore who had been after my nuts for 3 goddamn years. Now instead of hope for that which I would have been able to do in the world with my abilities, I only desire for it to be destroyed, all people to be brutally murdered by my two hands (or feet, I do happen to like stomping out skulls, plus it saves time when you have 6 billion breeding retards to take care of) and the planet to be completely abandoned, forgetten among the pages of time in the library of space, never to be gazed upon again for how sickeningly ugly and putrid it all is, in order to protect the eyes of those who are truly innocent, those who do not want to have such filth to be pushed upon their will by senseless fucking troglodytes, the only way to ensure the innocents will not have the same thing happen to them that happened to me is through the death of all life on this planet for good. And whether you believe me or not, I will make sure that those who actually have minds and selves will be able to live with them, and not in a place that lusts for those things to be viciously stolen from them by wretched heathens who know nothing of themselves or their minds like >>5. People who such hopes are already too fucking late for, people who are the only true criminals in existance, in the only law that matters, my law.

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