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Tips on getting laid. (lol 4chan)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 1:00

My 20th birthday is coming up and I've decided that I want to lose my virginity before then. I'm pretty decent looking, I've had few girls tell me I'm sexy. But I'm not really a party kind of guy, and I'm kind of shy, which greatly hinders my ability to get laid. What tips can you give me to help me on my way?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 1:29

>>6
Don't be a douche like so many others... don't make the mistake that I made.... having grandiose ideas about sex, thinking that the first time has to be perfect.  I strongly advise you just get it over with just to get rid of the fucking tension and wondering what it's like and all that shit.  After the first time, then go out and hunt for a girl. 

And oh yes, forget your looks.  There are plenty of very ugly men who happen to be very charismatic and have the alpha male attitude, and that's how they get insane pussy.  I guarantee, even if you were a very hot looking male, you would STILL fail at getting pussy if you are shy as hell.

I know.... truth be told.  I used to be shy as hell.  I went on an insane mission to understand women and have sex with them.  I thought if I buffed my body, that should work, right?  NO!  I got super ripped and actually became a model!  I went to university thinking it was going to be a non stop fuck fest because I was so hot.  My looks got some girls interested in me initially, but the second they realized that I was shy and afraid, my chances were gone, and I ended up going my entire first year without getting anything.

I wish I just paid for the damn escort!

So yes, 4chan, there are actually some good looking / athletic people who come to this site.  However, even though I am good looking, I still have a whole shit load of social and mental problems... so that's why I'm here ^_^_^_^__^_^__^^___^

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