>>8
I lol because it's true. Nowadays racism got us, and what's worse, we're the ones being racist against ourselves.
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Anonymous2006-01-13 23:49 (sage)
I need to make $800000000 in the next 5 minutes, but I don't go whining to world4ch.
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almost-serious2006-01-21 0:42
you saw "Serious answers only please," and then follow it with "damn if only i was a hot girl i could show my bewbs and make money but dammit it can never be that easy in reality"... you can't be serious. But if you are (you still have time) get a weekend job at kinkos. I was helping someone I know work the coppy machines and the manager was there and offered me a job at 10 bucks an hour... he didn't know I was underaged but still 10/hr working weekends or after school would get you that fast.
Or... use your amazing computer skills and fix computers on the weekends for $50/comp (something I did over the summer) and you'll get the money fast too. Good luck (ya dumb... I'm sure you can thick of something good that rymes with luck but for some reason I can't)
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Anonymous2006-01-21 4:56
>>1 get a fucking job.
Seriously, you CAN make $1000 in 2 months easy. Even working at McDicks for minimum wage will do.
Anyway, I think that you're too stupid to even attempt any sort of scheme so there you go.
You must have found a toenail in yer burger or got yelled at by a customer while working there
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Anonymous2006-01-21 22:48
>>1
Sign up for one of those tests where they use you as a human guinea pig. They usually give you a bundle for doing practically nothing (but you can only blame yourself if your penis shrivels up or you become impotent).
Either that, or step in front of a car and sue the driver.
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Anonymous2006-01-28 7:48
kidnap a child and then sell her to some one on 4chan.
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Anonymous2006-01-28 21:00
I'll buy!
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Anonymous2006-02-02 8:52
>>15
unfortunatley, that is probably the best option
Surf craigslist for cheap easy jobs/contracts. I can make about that $1000 in a 2 weeks.
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no pressure here2006-05-17 3:19
I actually have a business, from home, that I get handed to me, for helping others, a roughly $700 a month extra.
I am sure if you will look at the new york stock exchange, look for one of the leading companies in America, then you will find it and you can get the same results, actually probably better.
I only due my business, a very little, part time, due to other interests I have.
The best of luck to you.
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Sheri Millian Squander2006-05-17 3:21
Anonymous, what country are you from?
Are you looking to sell something, start a business, go to school, etc...
just curious why the need is so important.
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No pressure here2006-05-17 22:09
I am wondering the same thing about there need for money.
I hope it all works out for them. :o)
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Anonymous2006-05-17 22:32
14 year old trying to buy a comp since the parents wont support =(
seriously, resturants pay 7 bucks an hour, and with tips you earn 9-10 an hour, so if you just take 8 bucks an hour times 6 hours thats 48, so rougly 50? you'd have a little less than 1000 bucks in 20 days if you worked 6 hours a day.. but you have 60 days! profit!!11
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ex male waiter 2006-05-18 0:19
Actually,
don't fool yourself anonymous, 14y.o., you can actually make a lot more. I used to serve, in a family restaurant, most of the time, and made roughly, $ 15 an hour, with tips.
It all depends on the effort you put into doing a good job, hospitality, and how good you are.
I actually, for the time I was working, made more than the General Manager, comparing pay to hours.
That is a great idea again anonymous, but you were just a bit short sighted.
The best to you. :o)
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Anonymous2006-05-18 1:59
heh, here in thailand you're fucking lucky to get 2$ a hour
>>22
You're 14 year old boy. Do you know how many fantasize about fucking your little hole. It's illegal, but you could make 1000 fast. $100 per fuck and you would gets LOTS of customers.
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