I need a $1000 dollars fast

Hey fellow  4channers.... i need to raise $1000 in 2 month, does anyone have any ideas how i can acheive this? Serious answers only please,

damn if only i was a hot girl i could show my bewbs and make money but dammit it can never be that easy in reality

>>1 get a fucking job.
Seriously, you CAN make $1000 in 2 months easy. Even working at McDicks for minimum wage will do.
Anyway, I think that you're too stupid to even attempt any sort of scheme so there you go.