I need a $1000 dollars fast

Hey fellow  4channers.... i need to raise $1000 in 2 month, does anyone have any ideas how i can acheive this? Serious answers only please,

damn if only i was a hot girl i could show my bewbs and make money but dammit it can never be that easy in reality

14 year old trying to buy a comp since the parents wont support =(
seriously, resturants pay 7 bucks an hour, and with tips you earn 9-10 an hour, so if you just take 8 bucks an hour times 6 hours thats 48, so rougly 50? you'd have a little less than 1000 bucks in 20 days if you worked 6 hours a day.. but you have 60 days! profit!!11