Lucy Liu

I would cut off my left arm to pork her for an hour!

she has the most fucking slanted eyes

>>2
AND THAT'S WHY!

I know she must be wild in bed.

I'd cut off my penis to bone Satomi Ishihara.  Oh wait.

Rika Nishimura

the correct title of this thread is saaya irie

>>2
Slanted eyes rock

>>1
I wish I were her brother, so I could engage in incestuous practices with her.

Kouyama mitsuki chan!

Who was the girl in Kill Bill that wore a school uniform and had the nasty ball and chain? I think she is scary but hot. I want her.

>>11
Kuriyama Chiaki.

Maki Goto > Lucy Liu
Japanese > Chinese

I want Chiaki so much I may expolde.

15GET

huh?

>>14
I just did, in my pants and everything.

Maki Goto has a football nose, but Lucy Liu does look tarded only the white people would be into her.

Nose or not shes hot.

I can`t imagine what >>1 does mean. What is "pork"? And "left arm" is a metaphor of pennis? Please say it in more easier English.

Goodness, #20 is really dumb.

>>20
"Pork" means "to fuck" (to have sexual intercourse).
"Left arm" is not a metaphore, it's really his left arm, which >>1 would gladly cut if that allowed him to have sex with Lucy Liu.


>>21
Shut up you moron, can't you see English is not his/her primary language? He/she's making an effort to speak in YOURS so you can understand him/her; would you be able to learn his/her language?

"to Pork" is universal terminology. I suspect #20 is too nice to be exposed to such vulgarities. BTW, I want to pork Lucy too! Kuriyama Chiaki is even hotter. A threesome? Wow!

>>21
perhaps he's to young or is too perverted and porking is lame term lol

boinking rogering boffing

>>13
fail
Chinese chicks are hotter than Japanese.
For one, they don't have the ( ) legs, eugh. Prettier faces, too.

Chiaki is still hotter than Lucy Liu

I want to lick Chiaki's pussy.

>>22
Thank you. As you mentioned,English is a foreign language to me.I really appreciate your kindness.

She (Chiaki) is super hot in this flick called Battle Royal.

Never heard about porking before, and I've heard a lot of stuff. Universal terminology my ass...

>>31
where are you from?

>>31
thesaurus: pork, sex, intercourse, porkings, porksmith
    
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.


1a.
I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
Source: TonecasT, Feb 3, 2004
   
When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.
Wanna go porking motha fudger
grinding, power tooling, breathing oxygen, choking bill cosby, drinking pollution
Source: Ninja God, Exile, Oct 9, 2005

3. Porking        
to get a good dicking!

1. porkin:     
To Rail a girl hard and long.
i was porkin the brains outa that skank
Source: brian josterman, Pi, Jun 25, 2005

1. porkimon   
a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)
"porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword"

1. Porksword   
     
A penis

"She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword."

"Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there"
Source: Keso, Oct 20, 2003

I have a fetish for Asian women generally.  If I thought I had a soul, I'd sell it for one night of performing cunnilingus on Lucy Liu.  Or Margaret Cho.

Too bad I'm in the Midwest, where you can live your entire life and never see an Asian woman except on television or in a magazine.  It's also too bad I'm a pathetic disgusting weirdo no woman could ever want.

WOOOOO

Ziyi Zhang anyone?

>>37
Wait, you want to bone Margaret Cho????

Ishikawa Rika.

watch, you'd chop off your left arm and then you'd get an hour with her, you'd be in and come in like 40 seconds and couldn't get  it back up the rest of the hour, and spend it wishing you had your arm back

>>26
 You have to be fucking shitting me.  Don't say things like that until you've _been_ to these places.  Chinese girls are nearly always dogs.  They're underfed and dress like men/American women.  Japanese girls (some, not all) take pride in being feminine and are cuter (wouldn't say hot, though), and dress in a way becoming of a lady.

Don't really care what you think about the Jap chicks, but stay the fuck away from the China women.

>>42
I fucking lol'd.

lol... I never understood those jokes about cumming in X seconds and it being over. I can whack it for hours through multiple orgasms.

>>18
I'm sure your girlfriend looks so much better than either of them. She looks so cute and hot. I'm so sure she would make them look like dogs. I'm sure she's asian. I'm sure you have a girlfriend.

whoa sorry dude i just heard lucy liu only likes guys with 2 arms. tough break man.

>>47
I lol'd.

>>43
The American women should give up their lunches to the Asian women.

　^　 ^
((　ﾟ д ﾟ )
　　つ　つ

yeah did anyone else see that the thread is almost 2 years old

Lucy Liu lieks mudkips

>>50
ITT: Time paradox.

>>1
your arm isnt worth that much!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvDoQvaGZU

>>55
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
dubs won this time
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy