Lucy Liu

I would cut off my left arm to pork her for an hour!

I have a fetish for Asian women generally.  If I thought I had a soul, I'd sell it for one night of performing cunnilingus on Lucy Liu.  Or Margaret Cho.

Too bad I'm in the Midwest, where you can live your entire life and never see an Asian woman except on television or in a magazine.  It's also too bad I'm a pathetic disgusting weirdo no woman could ever want.