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Lucy Liu

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 1:11

I would cut off my left arm to pork her for an hour!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 3:04

she has the most fucking slanted eyes

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 3:49

>>2
AND THAT'S WHY!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 9:10

I know she must be wild in bed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 11:05

I'd cut off my penis to bone Satomi Ishihara.  Oh wait.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 13:57

Rika Nishimura

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 16:13

the correct title of this thread is saaya irie

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 17:13

>>2
Slanted eyes rock

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 19:23

>>1
I wish I were her brother, so I could engage in incestuous practices with her.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 19:42

Kouyama mitsuki chan!

Name: I Love Asians 2005-12-11 22:39

Who was the girl in Kill Bill that wore a school uniform and had the nasty ball and chain? I think she is scary but hot. I want her.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 5:49

>>11
Kuriyama Chiaki.

Name: Onagiri 2005-12-14 21:19

Maki Goto > Lucy Liu
Japanese > Chinese

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 23:18

I want Chiaki so much I may expolde.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 7:40

15GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 7:42

huh?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 12:47

>>14
I just did, in my pants and everything.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 16:30

Maki Goto has a football nose, but Lucy Liu does look tarded only the white people would be into her.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 17:47

Nose or not shes hot.

Name: unko 2005-12-16 2:47

I can`t imagine what >>1 does mean. What is "pork"? And "left arm" is a metaphor of pennis? Please say it in more easier English.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 9:00

Goodness, #20 is really dumb.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 14:58

>>20
"Pork" means "to fuck" (to have sexual intercourse).
"Left arm" is not a metaphore, it's really his left arm, which >>1 would gladly cut if that allowed him to have sex with Lucy Liu.


>>21
Shut up you moron, can't you see English is not his/her primary language? He/she's making an effort to speak in YOURS so you can understand him/her; would you be able to learn his/her language?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 16:34

"to Pork" is universal terminology. I suspect #20 is too nice to be exposed to such vulgarities. BTW, I want to pork Lucy too! Kuriyama Chiaki is even hotter. A threesome? Wow!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 17:34

>>21
perhaps he's to young or is too perverted and porking is lame term lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 21:32

boinking rogering boffing

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 23:40

>>13
fail
Chinese chicks are hotter than Japanese.
For one, they don't have the ( ) legs, eugh. Prettier faces, too.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 0:22

Chiaki is still hotter than Lucy Liu

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 1:17

I want to lick Chiaki's pussy.

Name: 20 2005-12-18 22:33 (sage)

>>22
Thank you. As you mentioned,English is a foreign language to me.I really appreciate your kindness.

Name: The Falinator 2005-12-21 19:28

She (Chiaki) is super hot in this flick called Battle Royal.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 15:55 (sage)

Never heard about porking before, and I've heard a lot of stuff. Universal terminology my ass...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 23:18

>>31
where are you from?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 23:29

>>31
thesaurus: pork, sex, intercourse, porkings, porksmith
    
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.


1a.
I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
Source: TonecasT, Feb 3, 2004
   
When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.
Wanna go porking motha fudger
grinding, power tooling, breathing oxygen, choking bill cosby, drinking pollution
Source: Ninja God, Exile, Oct 9, 2005

3. Porking        
to get a good dicking!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 23:32

1. porkin:     
To Rail a girl hard and long.
i was porkin the brains outa that skank
Source: brian josterman, Pi, Jun 25, 2005

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 23:34

1. porkimon   
a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)
"porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword"

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 23:37

1. Porksword   
     
A penis

"She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword."

"Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there"
Source: Keso, Oct 20, 2003

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 9:17 (sage)

I have a fetish for Asian women generally.  If I thought I had a soul, I'd sell it for one night of performing cunnilingus on Lucy Liu.  Or Margaret Cho.

Too bad I'm in the Midwest, where you can live your entire life and never see an Asian woman except on television or in a magazine.  It's also too bad I'm a pathetic disgusting weirdo no woman could ever want.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 4:50

WOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 7:28

Ziyi Zhang anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 7:36

>>37
Wait, you want to bone Margaret Cho????
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