Not Masturbating

i decided to stop masturbating starting now. no more fap fantasies. no more porn. no more masturbation.

That one is definetely going to last.

>>1
HA HA LOSER

hmmm, it's gonna last less than 4 days. longest i ever gone was 30 some days

I had a friend who gave it up for lent once.

Weirdo.

>>5
I done that.  It was hard as hell... like going through menopause.  You get really bitchy, and sometimes you sweat your ass off.  It's tough...

I give you a good week before you cave in.

>>1
Report back when you break.

Its almost impossible for me to do - masturbation is so natural for me. Anytime I feel even the slightest bit bored and if I'm in a semi secure place (i.e. no one home or everyone sleeping) its the first thing I turn to. So good for killing time and procrastinating - oh god its exam time and I have the itch.

i gave it up for a week once. because I was traveling with my dad and there just wasnt any place to do it. I cant do it with out porn. But man when that 7 days was up and I got back home. I fapped like 4 times in one nite. It was great. My semen was so thick and plentiful.

lol

>>1
You can't, and you're stupid for not enjoying it.

>>4
Didn't you cum in your sheets?

>>9
Truth. I don't even require that all of them are sleeping, lol.

I lasted this long. I think it has been about 24 hours now.

I think you need a hobby or something to keep you busy. I have been playing lots of computer games and generally not thinking about it. Oh BTW, I am not having sex either.

>>12
Yeah. I don't enjoy it as much anymore. Before, I feel like I want to masturbate but after, I get very tired and spent and I wish I hadn't and I feel generally worse. So I decided to stop altogether.

>>13
Mleep soer so you don't feel tired after wangsturbating

I've lasted like 4-5 months now.

It gets pretty tough sometimes though. Control your senses!

>>15

You have my respect

Damn...

but it's harmless and feels nice. why wouldn't you do it?

JUST DO IT

>>15

What are you, some kind of monk? Crack a beer and watch some Animal Planet! The dark ages are over!

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>>19


Actually yes. Not christian though (lul)

A monk in 4chan. SITCOM GOLD! =D

Why don't you just you know.. castration?

A PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO CONDOM CONDOM A PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO CONDOM CONDOM OH ITS A CREDIT CARD!

Et cetera.

>>23

lol eunich

wow no more will you think about girls who loveingly kneed each other's tits or longing look at one another touching them selfs

or how the young boy finaly get the chance to be inside the love of his life and touch her virgin nipple with his inexperenced toung

or how the girl who found out why she felt good when she sat on the railing and slid down fealing every dent as she went

>>26
not with those spelling mistakes, i won't

Ive always wanted to get a young boy and castrate him and use him as my sex slave. that would be hot

>>27

i was fapping!

>>28
OH NOES CREEPY OLD MAN

>>28
OH NOES PRIEST

hay guys, i didn't do it yet. i broke the 4 day barrier yay!

>>32
Congratulations.

Enjoy your new found X chromosomes.

>>32
20 bucks says you won't last the 1 month barrier.

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟДﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

~6 days...i think this is the longest i lasted while trying not to.

I forgot to for a while.

i remember not masturbating for a month and a half before but i wasn't really thinking about it then

after charging up for 6 month what kind of power will it unleash?

I once lasted for 10 years!

I think the longest that I've abstained in recent memory is 3-4 days, when I went on holiday. I couldn't last, so the bathroom became a valuable asset.

>>41
Lol, same here

As of today, I am joining >>1! Lately, I've been feeling terrible after orgasm. I am stopping masturbating, starting today. Wish me luck!

you know you need to stop when it hurts to orgasm, maybe you should get that checked out by a doctor?

>>44
Maybe it's emotional pain.  Nobody can comprehend the pain and suffering Anonymous must endure :(

>>45
EMO FAG EMO FAG EMO FAG

>>43
Makes sense. Good luck.

>>46

what's so fuckin wrong about emo?
seriously, leave people to be whatever they want :/
for example: if you're a rapper, you won't hear me say "u suck lol noob faggy boy emo rapper lol".  how'd that make you feel? sorta angry right?

respect 8)

>>48

GTFO EMO FAG

>>48

Emo and rap is like mixing kittens and George Forman grills.

>>50

Linkin Park = Korea AMIRITE

he is our train man.

>>48
The problem with emo is that they can't recognize a joke.

>>48
Lol emo fag, if I were a rapper you'd have the right to call me fag too. Tolerance lol

>>48
Is this reverse trolling? Or has browsing 4chan just made me too cynical?

>>39
Really not much different than a week's power. Masturbating daily is going to drain your balls so that they can't rejuvenate completely. But after a week they'll have returned to maximum capacity. At least in my experience..

I've been going for a week now, I hope to continue this. Maybe I'll try to get through a year or something. I deleted all my porn, too. 30 gigs.

>>56
I'd think you are a loser if I believed you. But you can't spend one year without wanking off and keep a computer clean of porn. That's like saying, I won't breathe for a month.

>>57
Truer words have never been spoken.

wankers are less loserish than a non-wanker...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

>>57
well, you can, but it's futile, you'll just blow your load in your sleep. might as well enjoy it by wanking

>>59
Lol, as if non-wanking was a matter of pride. Non-wankers are more of a loser than wankers, as the later at least enjoy life.

>>61
you talk as if wanking is the only source of joy in your life

>>62
Not the only one, but one of the best, simplest, and cheapest.

>>63
for me wanking is not a source of joy. it is just release.

who's gonna stop wanking as a new year's resolution?

>>65
Only fags would

>>65

i tried last year, got to just over a couple of weeks, but everything made me feel hot. I also failed my jan maths exam because that teacher i had such a crush on was moderating the exam, and i couldnt concentrate.

Some men are strong, some are weak, some men are old and others are in their prime. Each should live according to his own vitality and not try to force the joys of sex. Forcing joy is harmful.

Thus a robust male of 20 may ejaculate twice daily, but an emaciated one should do so no more than once daily.

A 30-year-old male may ejaculate once a day, but only once every two days if he's an inferior specimen.

A flourishing man of 40 may emit semen once every three days, but if he's weak he may do so only once every four days.

A robust man of 50 may ejaculate once every five days, but only once every ten days if he is weak.

A 60-year-old man in good health may emit once every ten days, or once every 20 days if his health is poor.

At 70, a robust man emit once a month, but a weak one should no long emit semen at all.

http://www.hps-online.com/tsy4.htm

Ah, wankology.

anyone up for a good anal fisting? I have very large hands.

>>70
I might be interested, do you have an e-mail address?

>>71
Don't trust him, he's very rough.

WANK FU

fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvDoQvaGZU

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