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Not Masturbating

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 17:36

i decided to stop masturbating starting now. no more fap fantasies. no more porn. no more masturbation.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 14:39

I think the longest that I've abstained in recent memory is 3-4 days, when I went on holiday. I couldn't last, so the bathroom became a valuable asset.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 17:35

>>41
Lol, same here

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 20:31

As of today, I am joining >>1! Lately, I've been feeling terrible after orgasm. I am stopping masturbating, starting today. Wish me luck!

Name: FBINinja 2005-12-13 21:20 (sage)

you know you need to stop when it hurts to orgasm, maybe you should get that checked out by a doctor?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 7:05

>>44
Maybe it's emotional pain.  Nobody can comprehend the pain and suffering Anonymous must endure :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 8:53

>>45
EMO FAG EMO FAG EMO FAG

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 10:38

>>43
Makes sense. Good luck.

Name: noname 2005-12-14 15:45

>>46

what's so fuckin wrong about emo?
seriously, leave people to be whatever they want :/
for example: if you're a rapper, you won't hear me say "u suck lol noob faggy boy emo rapper lol".  how'd that make you feel? sorta angry right?

respect 8)

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 16:06

>>48

GTFO EMO FAG

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 19:05

>>48

Emo and rap is like mixing kittens and George Forman grills.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 19:06

>>50

Linkin Park = Korea AMIRITE

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 21:41

he is our train man.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 8:56

>>48
The problem with emo is that they can't recognize a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-15 13:56

>>48
Lol emo fag, if I were a rapper you'd have the right to call me fag too. Tolerance lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 22:46

>>48
Is this reverse trolling? Or has browsing 4chan just made me too cynical?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 13:32

>>39
Really not much different than a week's power. Masturbating daily is going to drain your balls so that they can't rejuvenate completely. But after a week they'll have returned to maximum capacity. At least in my experience..

I've been going for a week now, I hope to continue this. Maybe I'll try to get through a year or something. I deleted all my porn, too. 30 gigs.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 14:53

>>56
I'd think you are a loser if I believed you. But you can't spend one year without wanking off and keep a computer clean of porn. That's like saying, I won't breathe for a month.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 21:05

>>57
Truer words have never been spoken.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 22:35

wankers are less loserish than a non-wanker...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 23:32

>>57
well, you can, but it's futile, you'll just blow your load in your sleep. might as well enjoy it by wanking

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 7:03

>>59
Lol, as if non-wanking was a matter of pride. Non-wankers are more of a loser than wankers, as the later at least enjoy life.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 13:12

>>61
you talk as if wanking is the only source of joy in your life

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 13:54

>>62
Not the only one, but one of the best, simplest, and cheapest.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 14:18

>>63
for me wanking is not a source of joy. it is just release.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 1:40

who's gonna stop wanking as a new year's resolution?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 20:42

>>65
Only fags would

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 20:19

>>65

i tried last year, got to just over a couple of weeks, but everything made me feel hot. I also failed my jan maths exam because that teacher i had such a crush on was moderating the exam, and i couldnt concentrate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 21:43

Some men are strong, some are weak, some men are old and others are in their prime. Each should live according to his own vitality and not try to force the joys of sex. Forcing joy is harmful.

Thus a robust male of 20 may ejaculate twice daily, but an emaciated one should do so no more than once daily.

A 30-year-old male may ejaculate once a day, but only once every two days if he's an inferior specimen.

A flourishing man of 40 may emit semen once every three days, but if he's weak he may do so only once every four days.

A robust man of 50 may ejaculate once every five days, but only once every ten days if he is weak.

A 60-year-old man in good health may emit once every ten days, or once every 20 days if his health is poor.

At 70, a robust man emit once a month, but a weak one should no long emit semen at all.

http://www.hps-online.com/tsy4.htm

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 3:43

Ah, wankology.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 7:18

anyone up for a good anal fisting? I have very large hands.

Name: Rape-Chan 2006-01-05 16:29

>>70
I might be interested, do you have an e-mail address?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 21:59

>>71
Don't trust him, he's very rough.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 23:54

WANK FU

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 4:24 ID:+sFUXpwP

fail

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