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Not Masturbating

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 17:36

i decided to stop masturbating starting now. no more fap fantasies. no more porn. no more masturbation.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 18:52

That one is definetely going to last.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 18:54

>>1
HA HA LOSER

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 18:57

hmmm, it's gonna last less than 4 days. longest i ever gone was 30 some days

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 20:27

I had a friend who gave it up for lent once.

Weirdo.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 23:21

>>5
I done that.  It was hard as hell... like going through menopause.  You get really bitchy, and sometimes you sweat your ass off.  It's tough...

Name: senfood !otoRJh/o/M 2005-12-05 1:34

I give you a good week before you cave in.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 1:43

>>1
Report back when you break.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 3:04

Its almost impossible for me to do - masturbation is so natural for me. Anytime I feel even the slightest bit bored and if I'm in a semi secure place (i.e. no one home or everyone sleeping) its the first thing I turn to. So good for killing time and procrastinating - oh god its exam time and I have the itch.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 4:41

i gave it up for a week once. because I was traveling with my dad and there just wasnt any place to do it. I cant do it with out porn. But man when that 7 days was up and I got back home. I fapped like 4 times in one nite. It was great. My semen was so thick and plentiful.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 9:30

lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 9:41

>>1
You can't, and you're stupid for not enjoying it.

>>4
Didn't you cum in your sheets?

>>9
Truth. I don't even require that all of them are sleeping, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 12:52

I lasted this long. I think it has been about 24 hours now.

I think you need a hobby or something to keep you busy. I have been playing lots of computer games and generally not thinking about it. Oh BTW, I am not having sex either.

>>12
Yeah. I don't enjoy it as much anymore. Before, I feel like I want to masturbate but after, I get very tired and spent and I wish I hadn't and I feel generally worse. So I decided to stop altogether.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 13:07

>>13
Mleep soer so you don't feel tired after wangsturbating

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 17:53

I've lasted like 4-5 months now.

It gets pretty tough sometimes though. Control your senses!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 6:33

>>15

You have my respect

Damn...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 7:33

but it's harmless and feels nice. why wouldn't you do it?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 7:49

JUST DO IT

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 15:14

>>15

What are you, some kind of monk? Crack a beer and watch some Animal Planet! The dark ages are over!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 18:50

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Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 22:12

>>19


Actually yes. Not christian though (lul)

Name: KK 2005-12-07 0:19

A monk in 4chan. SITCOM GOLD! =D

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 2:37

Why don't you just you know.. castration?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 12:52

A PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO CONDOM CONDOM A PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO CONDOM CONDOM OH ITS A CREDIT CARD!

Et cetera.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 14:20 (sage)

>>23

lol eunich

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 18:18

wow no more will you think about girls who loveingly kneed each other's tits or longing look at one another touching them selfs

or how the young boy finaly get the chance to be inside the love of his life and touch her virgin nipple with his inexperenced toung

or how the girl who found out why she felt good when she sat on the railing and slid down fealing every dent as she went

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 18:39

>>26
not with those spelling mistakes, i won't

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 6:28

Ive always wanted to get a young boy and castrate him and use him as my sex slave. that would be hot

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 8:27

>>27

i was fapping!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 8:38

>>28
OH NOES CREEPY OLD MAN

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 9:40

>>28
OH NOES PRIEST

Name: 1 2005-12-09 11:24

hay guys, i didn't do it yet. i broke the 4 day barrier yay!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 12:31

>>32
Congratulations.

Enjoy your new found X chromosomes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 10:02

>>32
20 bucks says you won't last the 1 month barrier.

Name: 1 2005-12-10 13:34

キタ━━━━━━(゚Д゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

~6 days...i think this is the longest i lasted while trying not to.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 16:08

I forgot to for a while.

Name: 1 2005-12-10 16:20

i remember not masturbating for a month and a half before but i wasn't really thinking about it then

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 16:59

after charging up for 6 month what kind of power will it unleash?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 18:13 (sage)

I once lasted for 10 years!

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