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Getting your bike stolen and stealing bikes

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 0:11

Ever had your bike stolen? What did you do about it? Did you get it back?

Ever stole a bike? How did it feel? How does it feel now?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 0:49

No
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Name: Nova 2005-11-22 6:44

>>1
NO.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-23 8:27 (sage)

the drugies stole my bike to fuel their habits.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 10:46

This thread lacks the phrase NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 18:26

>>1
Ever had your bike stolen?
Yes, nigga stole it

Ever stole a bike?
No, I'm not a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 23:13

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE... for real actully...

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 23:38

Yes, my bike was stolen. Never got it back. Fucking Mexicans, I bet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 2:21

I caught some white trash trying to steal my bike once. He dropped it and took off.

Name: Doctor Phil-killa 2005-11-30 9:10

My first BMX stolen during the Cowboys vs Buffalo Bills Super Bowl back in the day. I blame Buffalo for it disappearing.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 10:50

Niggers stole my bike, my dentures, and my tax and social security money

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 14:13

>>10
Fuck you.
You're probably a secret Bills fan,who wants to sue them to get rich.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 9:46

NIGGA DONE STEALING MY BIKE!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 11:08

>>13
Then he'll proceed to steal your neighbour's

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 12:15

two black guys tried to steal my bike and they almost got it.  but I was all like 'no fuck you' and hung on to it (they didn't use any weapons, so I just hung onto it.)  They got my wallet though.
Seriously.

No, I would never steal a bike.  Stealing bikes is not much better than rape, because it adds insult to injury.  Many folks who are riding bikes are already chumpish enough not to be able to have a car, and if you're far away and your bike's been taken, it's a real "fuck you, God" moment.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 14:36

>>15
THEY GOT YOUR WALLET. ZOMGZORS! WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT THEM WITH A BOOMSTICK?

Name: Nigger 2005-12-01 15:23

I've stolen many a bike in my time

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-01 18:33

ive stolen this niggas bike as retaliation once, then i took all the parts off and replaced them with little girls bike parts and gave it to a little girl on the street. we found her body at 4 in the morning the next day.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 1:13

Niggas stole my bike three times.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 13:20

there's a good movie about this, the bicycle thief

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-02 14:04

>>17
You didn't have to set your name to Nigger, we could infer that from the contents of your post.

>>18
By stealing her bike, you only became a nigger. Whites don't steal, whites just burns people alive ;P .

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 7:51

A purple-gum rubber-lip jigaboo stole my bike. I shot him. It was fun.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 7:16

>>17
Betcha I stole mo' bikes then you!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 23:56

Since you guys like stories about black people here's something that happened to my aunt. She lived next door to a black family. They were kinda peculiar. They'd often come over and ask for things. One time she came over to ask for dish soap. The incident that fucking shocked me was the time my aunt had just come home from getting her groceries. As she pulled into the driveway the black woman was waiting next door. My aunt had popped the trunk, and the black woman was heading straight for it. My aunt walks over to the trunk and the black lady already looking around at the goods says, we love steak. So she picks up the two biggest pieces and walks off towards her house. My aunt was mindboggled. WTF just happened? She was thinking maybe she was showing it to her husband. She was kinda wierd after all. So she waited, but she never came back. My aunt thought she could've at least said "Thank you" so that she would know not to expect it back. True story, unfortunately.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 12:09

>>24
Lol niggers, tell your aunt to move somewhere else. When buying a house, you look at things like views, distance from work, etc.; you should also be sure there are no niggers and gypsies around, otherwise your life will be hell.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 21:54

>>25
I'm Dr. Anonymous, not Dr. Nazi.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 21:59

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 21:40

>>27
Wrong thread.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 23:15

Yea, niggas' stole my bike too.

Name: J 2005-12-08 23:15

Yea, niggas' stole my bike too.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 22:24

i only stolez a bike once only through sheer chance.
i went to a crazy house parteh and got completely bladdered,
i was so drunk i decided to head over and sleep at my dads house as he was away on holiday, i walked down this gurls road and there infront of me shining like a beacon of hope was a gurls mountain bike, so i hopped on it and rode to my dads
(which was difficult as it only had a front brak and two flat tires) it saved me from a 1 and a half hour walk home...so i dont care if you think im a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 13:06

no yes no no yes no no

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 19:31

>>32
Is that how a nigger says "maybe"?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 22:51

I lock my bike, make sure to take bad care of it so it looks really beat up, and I always try to put it near a bike that isn't locked.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 23:53

>>34
u-locks ftw

Name: AZnAg3lSkY 2006-01-12 18:05

I STOLE NIGGA'S BIKE

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:09 (sage)

>>36
TIME PARADOX

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 23:39 ID:gkK9AJ8N

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 0:06 ID:JePyoZwz

I plant an upwards facing blade within the seat everytime I leave my bike.

Fuck you if you take it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 0:15 ID:JaM3Wyob

Nigga stole my bike, so I hung it. Got to use punishment sometimes, y'know? :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 2:25 ID:xEdw8VO4

I never had a bike...
Nigga stole my dreams of having a bike.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:23

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 0:02

>>33
Tsk.
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