two black guys tried to steal my bike and they almost got it. but I was all like 'no fuck you' and hung on to it (they didn't use any weapons, so I just hung onto it.) They got my wallet though.
Seriously.
No, I would never steal a bike. Stealing bikes is not much better than rape, because it adds insult to injury. Many folks who are riding bikes are already chumpish enough not to be able to have a car, and if you're far away and your bike's been taken, it's a real "fuck you, God" moment.
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Anonymous2005-12-01 14:36
>>15
THEY GOT YOUR WALLET. ZOMGZORS! WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT THEM WITH A BOOMSTICK?
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Nigger2005-12-01 15:23
I've stolen many a bike in my time
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Anonymous2005-12-01 18:33
ive stolen this niggas bike as retaliation once, then i took all the parts off and replaced them with little girls bike parts and gave it to a little girl on the street. we found her body at 4 in the morning the next day.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 1:13
Niggas stole my bike three times.
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Anonymous2005-12-02 13:20
there's a good movie about this, the bicycle thief
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Anonymous2005-12-02 14:04
>>17
You didn't have to set your name to Nigger, we could infer that from the contents of your post.
>>18
By stealing her bike, you only became a nigger. Whites don't steal, whites just burns people alive ;P .
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Anonymous2005-12-04 7:51
A purple-gum rubber-lip jigaboo stole my bike. I shot him. It was fun.
Since you guys like stories about black people here's something that happened to my aunt. She lived next door to a black family. They were kinda peculiar. They'd often come over and ask for things. One time she came over to ask for dish soap. The incident that fucking shocked me was the time my aunt had just come home from getting her groceries. As she pulled into the driveway the black woman was waiting next door. My aunt had popped the trunk, and the black woman was heading straight for it. My aunt walks over to the trunk and the black lady already looking around at the goods says, we love steak. So she picks up the two biggest pieces and walks off towards her house. My aunt was mindboggled. WTF just happened? She was thinking maybe she was showing it to her husband. She was kinda wierd after all. So she waited, but she never came back. My aunt thought she could've at least said "Thank you" so that she would know not to expect it back. True story, unfortunately.
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Anonymous2005-12-07 12:09
>>24
Lol niggers, tell your aunt to move somewhere else. When buying a house, you look at things like views, distance from work, etc.; you should also be sure there are no niggers and gypsies around, otherwise your life will be hell.
i only stolez a bike once only through sheer chance.
i went to a crazy house parteh and got completely bladdered,
i was so drunk i decided to head over and sleep at my dads house as he was away on holiday, i walked down this gurls road and there infront of me shining like a beacon of hope was a gurls mountain bike, so i hopped on it and rode to my dads
(which was difficult as it only had a front brak and two flat tires) it saved me from a 1 and a half hour walk home...so i dont care if you think im a nigger