Who here has been single all their life.

（´Д｀;;) i get really nervous around girls for some reason, especially when i like them. Is it game over for me?

>>318
There's no way to find out what would happen if you don't try, you can ask her on a date and if that fails, you can be friends with her later. You seem like the typical introverted shy guy and that's alright.  Find out more information about her, talk to her and learn about her, then work on trying to be interesting and unpredictable.

Good luck!

Interesting and unpredictable? You mean it's not enough just to be a crazy son-of-a-bitch?

Open up your mind and let me step inside
Rest your weary head and let your heart decide
It’s so easy when you know the rules
It’s so easy all you have to do
Is fall in love
Play the game
Ev’rybody play the game of love

When you’re feelin’ down and your resistance is low
Light another cigarette and let yourself go
This is your life
Don’t play hard to get
It’s a free world
All you have to do is fall in love
Play the game ev’ryone play the game of love

My game of love has just begun
Love runs from my head down to my toes
My love is pumping through my veins (play the game)
Driving me insane
Come come come come play the game play the game play
The game play the game

Play the game everybody play the game of love

This is your life - don’t play hard to get
It’s a free free world all you have to do is fall in love
Play the game yeah play the game of love
Your life - don’t play hard to get
It’s a free free world all you have to do is fall in love
Play the game - ev’rybody play the game...

>>320

Well she's 25 and I'm 20.
But I am also having it hard to be spontaneous since I have a kind of sick sense of humour, i.e. I find it amusing and fun to play Biko 3, and I am not shocked by the deprived moral in Japan.
Which I think my friends might find it kind of weird or even repulsive.
I also like futanari, which also may be repulsive to them.
I live a really deprived life, with alot of pr0n in it.
I sometimes hate myself because I look on pr0n too often.

>>320
I'm Anonymous 319, and if you were 100% sincere in that post and by "interesting" you didn't mean "does all sorts of drugs", "pimps girls", "sex means rape for him", "is a stupid gang girls stupidly think they will/can change into something decent", or similar, I'd ask you out if I knew you IRL.

>>324
Don't hate yourself for liking pr0n man. Sex is the spice of life and pr0n is one way to enjoy it. The girl may not like pr0n, and she may not like futa (don't go assuming she won't though, I know straight girls who likes lesbian porn and futa hentai), so you may not tell her about it, it's as simple as that.

As for your sense of humour, it's alright, you have a smart person's sense of humour, and very few girls will even catch it, let alone share it, so you have another problem there but don't let that get you down; >>321 said go for it, you have *nothing* to lose, lol.

I know I'm making this a bigger issue than it is.
The thing is that I'm just not sure if I could cope with her, because she is quite lively, and I'm often calm. It's not that I don't like her lively mood, but it's hard for me to be as enthusiastic as she and rest of my friends.
I ain't maybe ready for a girlfriend.
I'm maybe too immature, to realize my potential to be her boyfriend.
I would REALLY like to know what she thinks of me, but I feel it's too personal to ask her that. But I realize it's my only chance to find out.
I also have to mention that I earlier made a girl upset for writing a strange letter to her,(but that's another story), so I'm really not sure what to do.
Since I've got no experience with girls as friends or girlfriends. I'm don't know if I should talk to her or try something else.
I don't dare to ask her personal matters, like how she is feeling, because I don't really get the chance to ask her that. I usally see her when other people are around, and I don't want to disgrace her in front of her friends.
I wish I could be with her in a desolate place, where nobody could overhear us while talking.
Yes I know I'm a coward, but I don't want to do stupid mistakes or upset her.

NECROBUMP

why are so many men attracted to older women? do they have some kind of oedipus complex or what?

>>328 I'm 19 and I've got a fuck buddy who is 34. (Shes hawt)

>>328 329:Though thats not to say that I don't like the younger generation... 16-35 is probably abouts my limit. I looove womes.

>>328
Older women as in older than 40, I don't know, they must hate their dick or something. Older women as in 30s, because by then they should have matured and be equals to men.

I'm 19, but prefer my women in the early 20s.

>>331
I couldn't see boinking someone 40+ unless they were ridiculously hot (and there aren't many of those). I'm 28/m and would feel more comfy with soneone in their 20s or early 30s. (Not that I'm really loking, because I'm lazy, but hey.)

>>326

Your situation is the same as mine almost. Except I don't like futa.

There isn't too much you can do except try and talk to her on the phone. Of course, you have to get her to give you that, not use mystical stalker powers.

Im 18, single, never kissed a girl, never been freinds with a girl, barley even talked to a girl. Im close to the brink of suicide. Am I the only one in this sorry state?

>>335
Yeah probably.

>>334

Yes I know, but I have a very low self-esteem. Because I always find faults about myself, or find things I feel uncomfortable about.
Like in what way I should say to her, that I like her? Any advice?

It's seems that I've to mature a bit, before I can create the moment of confession.

>>335
Neither have I. I started to be friends with girls recently, but I'm not sure how they consider me. I'm maybe too immature for them *sigh*. I'm 20 btw.
To tell you the truth, pain is actually something wonderful. In the sense that it makes us realize what we want, and who we are.
We're just fooled to belive that pain is negetive.
Is happiness really good?
Yes I know that the context of happiness is the feeling of euphoria, but it can be negetive when it only concerns a single person. And thus we have the negetive context of pain, loneliness and sorrow.

You have to remind yourself that time will help you, if you're pensive.Don't let people with less self-awareness get you, what they don't know will eventually hurt or destroy them.

I just shot my wad about ten feet in the air and it landed on my nose.

.....what

Pain is awesome.  It's what happens when you spend 40 minutes pulverizing a 140 lb punching bag and your fists, elbows, knees, and feet are raw and bleeding.

You guys need to work out, gives you more confidence, gives you a bit of a high, and you feel so alive after you're done.

Don't say anything to her like that.  Just behave natural, putting on a facade is easily detectable unless you're an incredible stage actor.  Hint at it a little, she'll figure it out.  Gauge where you stand by how she reacts.

Don't go around trying to justify how you think the universe works with that kind of language.  Study sociology and psychology, then we'll talk.

If you're 20 then live for yourself.  You're too young to waste your time on something you can procrastinate on.  Develop yourself before trying to develop a relationship.

This thread is starting to give me a migraine. I think my misanthropy is flaring up again.

DR MISOGYNY TO THE BUMP RESCUE

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. MY GIRLFRIEND IS 22 AND I'M 17. SHE HAPPENS TO BE HOTTER THAN THE RAGING FIRE THAT BURNS THROUGH THE JUNGLE OF MY PUBIC FOREST. LAST NIGHT WE CONSUMMATED A SATANIC RITUAL INVOKING THE LONG-HIDDEN SPIRIT OF THE ROMAN GOD APPOLONIUS, PATRON DEITY OF MY PLANETARY PHALLIC APPENDAGE. SHE CALLED ME SIX TIMES TODAY.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT.
THE FAGGOTRY IN THIS THREAD HAS REACHED PROPORTIONS THAT NEARLY RIVAL THE SIZE OF MY GARGANTUAN MAN-SAUSAGE. STOP WHINING LIKE LITTLE EUNUCH-BITCHES AND GET OVER YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL BARRIERS, WITH OR WITHOUT USING YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR GENITALS FOR POLE-VAULTING ASSISTANCE AS I COMMONLY DO. YOU ALL SUCK MORE ASS THAN GIGLI, I GUARANTEE IT.

DR MISOGYNY ENDORSES THE MENS WAREHOUSE.

CAN WE GET BACK TO SERIOUS DISCUSSION YET YOU FUCKING LOONS

Lol k.  Dr misogyny here on the mobile.  Akomu, a confession is a very bad idea that only works in animu (good for drama but not good for normal circumstances).  Say it in a matter-of-fact fashion.  Dont be too forceful and keep us posted!

Lol k.  Dr misogyny here on the mobile.  Akomu, a confession is a very bad idea that only works in animu (good for drama but not good for normal circumstances).  Say it in a matter-of-fact fashion.  Dont be too forceful and keep us posted!

Well, I confessed to her this wednesday, and told her that i liked her and thought that she was cute. She said that she was flatterd, but that she had a boyfriend. I wasn't too suprised, since i heard from a friend who belived that she had a boyfriend.
Then I talked to her yesterday again, and asked if she understood what I meant and wondered if she had any feelings for me of any kind. She said that she didn't know, because she's having a muddle with guys, so she didn't know what she felt.
I see, I replied.

So what I only can do now is wait and see.

>>347
Patience is the way to go. But don't hang on it for too long. Try to forget about her and move on. Considering that she is already in a relationship. Unless of course you want to be those types that try to get the girl to break up with their current boyfriends.

It is probably the girls I meet, but it always just seems that they don't want to "attached". I will keep hearing girls giving excuses that realtionships to them are like this big ball and chain, where they have to do everything cos of their boyfriend.

And this really kills it for guys who really don't want to "own" their girl like me. I really wouldn't want to chain my gf down to do my own thing or for her to make time for me as opposed to her regular stuff.

Well I could mention that she said that she wasn't so sure about her bf.
But I shouldn't get my hopes too high, since she said that she wasn't sure what she felt. I know that I shouldn't be pessimistic, but I wonder if she said that not to hurt me, or something similar?

>>350
Yep she definantly said it to not hurt you and keep you as a friend.
Keep looking, this is a romantic dead-end

>>350
You're nice, so you're "good friend". She wants to keep you as a friend so she can use you to cry on your shoulder when jerk number 476 rapes or dumps her, get your cock stiff and your balls blue, then suddenly her cellular rings and oh, it's jerk number 359, how nice of him! And she'll tell you because you're her good friend, she was really looking for a piece of cock, so this is so fortunate. Please be waiting for her because she'll go back to you once she has fucked this one. Oh, now that Christmas is near, remember to buy her something good. For example, some good, expensive clothes, so she can wear them when she's out with jerk 1072, that would be awesome.

You get the idea!
~Dr. Anonymous

>>352
IMPOSTER.

Anyhow, FUCKING SEVER MOTHERBITCH. Anyone who's juggling over 1000 potential mates at once isn't worth it. Hell, social interaction in general isn't worth it. Find a nice mountain to live in and you'll not want for boinky ever again... and if you do, carve off your genitals, because the damned things aren't helping your case any.

Or just kill yourself. Whichever's easier.
~Dr. Misanthrope

i hev !

To be or not to be a jerk

SUP VIRGINS
BWAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

legendary bump

>>356
BWAHAHAHAHAHA--Rot in hell, you cunt.
~Dr. Misanthrope

>>358
Seconded
~ Dr. Misogyny

I just finished reading this entire fucking thread