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You're nice, so you're "good friend". She wants to keep you as a friend so she can use you to cry on your shoulder when jerk number 476 rapes or dumps her, get your cock stiff and your balls blue, then suddenly her cellular rings and oh, it's jerk number 359, how nice of him! And she'll tell you because you're her good friend, she was really looking for a piece of cock, so this is so fortunate. Please be waiting for her because she'll go back to you once she has fucked this one. Oh, now that Christmas is near, remember to buy her something good. For example, some good, expensive clothes, so she can wear them when she's out with jerk 1072, that would be awesome.
You get the idea!
~Dr. Anonymous