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下手日本語会話スレ公開♪

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-08 16:19

このスレは日本人のまね(偽本人)のためにそうです。
何か下手でも日本語会話を遠慮なくどうぞ♪ 恥ずかしいがらないで、レッツ練習します!
IME使わないの人たちはローマ字を使ってもOKです~

上手の日本語使い、本当の日本人も参加していらっしゃい~
(もちろん!これは偽本人スレだからちょっとコンビンシングの気の方がいいでしょう?)

(trans)
This thread is for the purpose of imitating Japanese people (let's be nisehonjin!).
It doesn't matter how bad your Japanese is (mine is pretty bad), don't be shy, let's practice having a Japanese conversation!
For those of you who can't use IME, using ro-maji is fine.

For those of you who can speak Japanese well, or real Japanese people, feel free to join in. (If this is going to be a fake Japanese thread, it should look convincing, shouldn't it?)

では、始めましょう。

英語と日本語とどっちの方が難しい?うちは何時でも「漢字は本当に難しい過ぎる」と聞いた。でも、日本人と会話の時にいつも「かえて、英語は日本語のより難しいそうだ!」と聞いた。うちは生まれつきに英語や中国語やつかったなのに漢字も英語も簡単と思う、自分で決められない。でも、実は日本人のダメ英語の例は外国人のダメ日本語の例のよりたくさんです。(日本語できるな外国人さんはあまり少しだから)

確かに、英語の文法は乱れ。でも、日本語もこんな問題があります。例:五月蝿い=うるさい (文字から意味と字音全然分かりません)

Name: Harbl-san 2005-02-08 21:43 (sage)

I can't speak your crazy Moon language!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-09 1:09

>>1
私はむずかしい漢字をおぼえていないので話すのより書くのが苦手です。
私の日本の友人は英語を話すのができる、私のわるい日本語をわかってくれるのですが、しっかりした日本語をおぼえたいです。
漢字をつかえるあなたはすごいです。

.....Japanese is difficult!! (゚Д゚;)

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-09 17:05

More moon language! (月言語)

>>3
それはないよ~実は表外の漢字は日本であまり少し使っていると思う。難しいの漢字は何時も振り仮名(ふりがな)をつけるのよ。

君の日本語は普通のよりうまと思う、悪くではない。自分は助辞(じょじ)の使う方にまだ慣れ親しまないでね。練習のために何時も双葉を読むでも「井の蛙」の気があるだから参加の勇気全然たまらん。(そこで外人大嫌いの太郎君たくさん過ぎ)(;´Д⊂)

Name: nurupo 2005-02-09 23:22

私はあなたの正気でない月言語を話すことができません!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-10 10:03

>>4
なるほど!むずかしい漢字に何時も振り仮名をつけて覚える方法はしたことがありませんでした。これからはそれをやってみます!ありがとう!
私のまわりの日本人はみな私に良い友人をしてくれます。とくに親しい日本の友人にはいろいろの場所に連れていってもらいました。
外国人の私に良くしてくれる彼らと出会うのできたのは、とても幸運だと思います。あなたにも良い日本の友人が多くできる事を本当に願います。

Name: Skyline !mpXsEz/vvo 2005-02-10 10:43

私は私の父の朝食の中に小便しました。
私は非常に思いやりがあります。

そして、私は5ドルを見つけました。

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-10 23:58

>>7
よかったですね!5ドルを見つけるなんて、うれしいでしょう?

僕が日本語の勉強中の大学生のアメリカ人だけど、まだあまり上手じゃないよ、日本語は。

今日は金曜日ですね。明日僕と友達がサッキオに行くよ。あのレストランのテリヤキとゴハンのプレートがサイコウだよ。

Name: junsuina nihonjin 2005-02-11 0:35 (sage)

ここは不思議なスレッドですね

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-11 2:11

konosurehaaho.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-11 2:12

konosurehaaho.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-11 4:53 (sage)

私はアメリカー人です。

あなたは犬。あなたの尾カーさんは豚。

しね!しね!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-11 12:53

僕は日本人です。
なにか質問に答えましょうか?

Name: 幸せなヤンキー 2005-02-12 0:37

こんにちは日本語!
私は幸せなヤンキーである!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 1:47

幸せなヤンキー!

お早うございます!

Name: KJI 2005-02-12 1:53

私は月語が話します

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 22:23

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 22:24

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 23:15

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-12 23:16

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-13 1:14

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-13 7:20

>>17-21
ガ!!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-13 17:33

幸福な黒人は私のテレビを盗みまして

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-14 14:37

それで?

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-14 15:43

リオのフマイターにある老舗ライブハウス"BALLROOM"のステージに登場したのは、今話題の歌姫、ルシアーナ・メロ。あの永遠のハイテンション親父、ジャイール・ロドリゲスの愛娘という生粋のサラブレッドの血を持つ彼女。心地よく弾ける歌声は、一流音楽一家に育った証です。ライブ後半にはそのお父様もステージにゲスト出演。娘のライブに華を添えてくれました。

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-15 2:05

なんじゃこのスレw

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-15 2:17

てめ!

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-15 7:28

習うより慣れろですな

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 5:38

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 11:53

とどけたいむねのこどー

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 12:21 (sage)

ワロスwww

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 12:27

cinara

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 13:44

さすがラウンコwwwww
何言ってるかわかんねwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 13:47

     ∧_∧
ピュ.ー (  ^^ ) <これからも僕を応援して下さいね(^^)。
  =〔~∪ ̄ ̄〕
  = ◎――◎                      山崎渉

Name: JP 2005-02-17 14:03

I'm really sorry for damn japanese's invation.
I wish be well on english as your japanese.
It's not perfect but suffice to understand.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 14:11

>>35

Your English is understandable too, thanks for using this language to communicate with us.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 15:48

<3 world peace

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-17 20:17

   (⌒ヽ       @ノハ@     ./⌒) (⌒ヽ     ∋oノノハヽo∈    ./⌒)
   \ @\     ( ‘д‘ )    ./@ /   \ @\     ( ´ⅴ` )    ./@ /
     \〆\/⌒  - -⌒ヽ/ヽ./      \〆\/⌒  - -⌒ヽ/ヽ./
      \  \ ( ・) ( ・) ./  /         \  \  ・  ・ ./  /
        ∋  \    ./  ∈            ∋  \    ./  ∈
         \  `((゚))'  /              \  `((゚))'  /
          .\_)*(_/                \_)*(_/

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-18 6:52 (sage)

>>34 38
おまえら日本人として恥ずかしいからやめてね。

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-18 10:12

>>36
Thx for your responce.
I'm glad to be told like that.
日本語の勉強も頑張って下さい( ´∀`)

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-18 12:48

There must be everyone though it came to play because it became an
access restriction by 2ch of Japan, too. Please do the other party.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-18 19:30

Crush him, Giant Robo!

Name: 誰か 2005-02-19 7:53

        /\        書き込みがすくない・・・。
      ∧∧   \/\       
      /⌒ヽ)  /    \/\
      i三 U  \    /    \ /\
    ..~|三 |\  | \  |\     /    \/\
    |\(/~U /  .|       \  |\    /    \ /\
   / \ \/    |            \  |\   /    \/\
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 |\    /|     |                      \|\    /    \
 |  \ //\                             \ /        \
 |   |/    \                            /\          >
 |   \    /|                  /\  へ  /    \      / .|
 |     \ //\               /    \  \       \   /    |
 |      |/   \        /\ /       \  \      /|/    |
 |      \    /|   /\/    \        /|   /    /        |
 |        \ //\/    \     \     /|   /                |
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Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 11:05

マジ誰もいないなショボ━━(`・ω・´)━( `・ω)━(  `・)━(    )━(・`  )━(ω・` )━(´・ω・`)━━ン…

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 11:38

4chan wa Nippon totemo ninki desu?

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 12:57

>>45
Many people don't hear 4chan.
but, some people know it. So do I(^_^)
Is 4chan famous in America?

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 14:01

>>46
im an Italian:)
so i dont know about america, sry.
what "(^_^)" mean?

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 15:24

it's a smiley face

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 15:37

(^_^) looks like a smiling face, doesn't it?
It describes my feelings.
Some Japanese sometimes use it.

By the way, I am poor at hearing, reading and writing English.
Please tell me how to study English.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 18:26

Practice makes perfect!

Write in English, and find friends to talk in English with.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 1:35

i studied english at school.
but i cant speak english very well.
molto difficile:(

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 1:45

(;-_-).oO(I should not hear "America" but "your country".)

I am a stupid child.
But I am sure to become a clever man someday.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 2:01

>>52
devo andare
i have to go
shigoto desu

arrivederci:)
bye:)
sayonara:)

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 2:35

>>53
La ringrazio per la Sua gentilezza. A presto.
Thank you for kindness. See you later.
gosinsetu kansya simasu. deha mata.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 2:36

>>53
La ringrazio per la Sua gentilezza. A presto.
Thank you for kindness. See you later.
gosinsetu kansya simasu. deha mata.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 13:00

It is not possible to sleep because the penis is itchy.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-21 12:25 (sage)

山崎渉がここでも見ることになるとは、ゾラ恐ろしいニダ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-21 18:55

あるこ、あるこ、わたし は 元気。

ええと。 ぼくは日本語の学生です。 Half a year already, actually. I suck bad.

Name: PotatoSamurai 2005-02-27 21:32

>>46

4chan is not as famous as 2chan. Not at all.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-28 13:27

But 4chan has nevertheless found friends in Europe and in other places around the world. Hi from Germany ^^

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-28 20:59

du hast ein vogel, >>60.

For some reason, that's the only thing I can remember from my high-school German class.

Name: PotatoSamurai 2005-02-28 22:12

I took 4 years of French in High School (up to French AP), almost failed that test. Then I took a year of German thanks to the Xenosaga craze I was in, which was cool enough.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 4:12

>>61, einen Vogel!

Yeah well. With all my high school french I can't order a bread. Or Coffee. Or a hoe. Icecream, though. That is a start.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 9:46

漢字
感じ
幹事
監事
かんじ
カンジ

Name: Neoblasphem 2005-03-01 11:02

Woohoooo Les francais vous font coucou ! ^_^
bon ici on est pas spécialement beaucoup a squatter 4chan mais j'en fait profiter les personnes autour de moi.

Trans~ :

Hiyaah, French dudes salutes you !
Well, there isn't a lot of french people roaming on 4Chan but still, I manage to make it directly profitable for my friend and people around me.

/Trans~

Rhaaa Damn, I suck at german x_X

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 20:22

>>62

I took a year of German, and enjoyed it. The degree program I was in at the time required a year's worth of foreign language, and like hell was I going to learn the same old Spanish or French that everyone else did.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 20:24 (sage)

>>66
if you want to be so special....
try a language with a completely alien character set, like chinese

roman character languages are for pussies LOL

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 21:11

What about Russian? It has crazy moon characters as well as roman characters.

Слова.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 22:04

russian letters were invented by satan.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 22:15

more like stalin

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 22:58

Russian rocks, it provided the mouth for Giko Cat.

(,,゚Д゚)< ЫТЭЁШЫ!

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-02 0:34

>>67

Tell that to my school's administration. They don't believe in crazy moon language :)

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-03 20:59

hello I am japanese.
And I'm lerning engilish.
This site is funny.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 0:58

It's funny, alright.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 8:33

>>71
русские люди могут этим горДиться =8)

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 12:57

>>73

hello I am german.
And I'm learning japanese.
This language is funny.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 21:02 (sage)

良スレ

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-05 15:35 (sage)

bokuwa konno thread no subetega wakaranai
nihongo subarashi desu demo kantan janai
doshio!?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-05 19:40

ano subarashii gaysex
wo mou ichi do

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 9:21

月語はすごい!

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-07 12:14

猫に小判

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-07 18:17

>>78
thread = SURE

Name: honke honmoto no Nanasi 2005-03-08 8:13 (sage)

          koko ga 4ch ka?   kiku tokoro ni yoru to koko wa USA no 2ch da soo da na.   koko ni wa hazimete kita.   kono kakikomi ga hazimete da.   wasi wa Nippon Zin da.   2ch kara kite yatta yo.   honmono no 2channeler da yo.   kimoi daro?   kitto konna sureddo ga aru daroo to omotte ita yo.   omotta toori datta na.   omai ra no kuso na Nippon Kotoba o kenasite yaru.   omoi no mama ni baka na Nippon Kotoba o tuzure ya,   4ch no manuke doyo yo!

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-10 11:47

このスレはLOSEです!♡

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-11 0:37

its fucking friday again

shit

Name: Nagameru Hito 2005-03-14 4:38

          tokoro de,   manga ita ni Tezuka Osamu sureddo wa aru
no ni,   manime ita ni Miyazaki Hayao sureddo ga nai no wa nande da?   okasiku nai ka?   dare ka tatero yo.

Name: 83 2005-03-16 14:03

     oi,   kono sureddo,   zitu wa omoroi n da na.   ima hazimete ue kara sita
made minna yonda yo.   maa,   minna yonda to wa itte mo,   USA Kotoba wa wakaran
si,   Kiriru Mozi wa yomen no da kedo na.
     sore yori mo,   da.   zibun de kaite oki nagara konna koto o yuu no mo mutya
kutya detarame na hanasi de wa aru n ga,   aho na yatu no kuso na kakikomi ni
yasuyasu to megete nee de yo,   omai ra,   motto banban nan ka kaikome yo !
     ore wa Nippon de umare sodatta kissui no Nippon no mon na n da ga,   ore ni
totte mo Nippon Kotoba wa ima da ni manande ru sanaka ni aru mon da yo.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-18 5:59

this board is bad!
good is 2ch
2ch
www.2ch.net

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-18 10:20

>>1
日本語は大和言語(Yamato Language)を基礎とし、そこから中国の漢字を組み込み
漢字の音読み(On Yomi)、訓読み(Kun Yomi)を開発し、ひらがな(Hiragana)、カタカナ(Katakana)を作りました。

>五月蝿い=うるさい (文字から意味と字音全然分かりません)
日本語の漢字には「意味通り受け取る」事と「発音通り受け取る」の二種類があります。
この場合は後者の「発音通り受け取る」です。
中国語の漢字は表意文字ですが、日本語の漢字は表意文字と表音文字の二種類があります。
そしてひらがな、カタカナは表音文字です。
中国語の「漢字」と、日本語の「漢字」は全く別の物です。
また日本語は明治時代(Meiji Era)の現代国語改革を受けて、口語体に変化しています。
中国語も日本語の影響を受けて口語体に変化してきています。

日本の自動車生産工場に掲げられている「注意一秒怪我一生」と言う標語が中国で全く意味が伝わらないと言う話は有名です。

Name: Aterui 2005-03-18 11:55

          Sina no mozi o hitotu mo tukawanai de mo,   Nippon Kotoba mo Yamato Kotoba mo tuzuru koto ga dekiru no ni ne.

Name: OJISAMA 2005-03-20 9:16

貴様の無駄な抵抗ももう終わりだ。

とっとと帰るんだ。

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-20 10:15

WHAT

Name: O B A S A M A 2005-03-21 7:26

  おい、おまいら、>>89 をウのみにするなよ。コイツはいろいろなことに無知だ。
  だいたい、「語」すなわち「しゃべること」と、「字」すなわち「つづること」との
ハッキリした区別すらコイツにはできていない。また、いまの「日本」という国家のできかた・
構造・歴史などにもどうやら無知っぽい。ニッポン語表記の文語体から口語体への歴史的
変遷の事情についてもいいかげんな話をしている。江戸時代にはじまって今につづく国語
国字改革運動の歴史すらもしらぬとみえる。
  ようするに「無知」なのだよ。おまいら、>>89 をうのみにするなよ。

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-22 12:44

不自然だな

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-30 5:17

うはwwwwwwwwwwwwおkkkwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-30 8:16

私は日本語なんて知らないよ
何を言っているの?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-30 12:58

おいで。私が日本語を教えてあげます。
そのかわり、私に外国語を教えてください。

ttp://www13.plala.or.jp/bargiko/

Name: nurupo 2005-03-30 13:05

I'm japanese.
come this site
ttp://www13.plala.or.jp/bargiko/
and I'll teach you japanese.
please tell me foreign langages in return.
I can speak English, German, French, Spanish, a little.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-05 15:01

99GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-05 15:37

ONE HUNDERT

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-05 15:55

GET101: 4CH POSTING

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-06 18:34 (sage)

>>97-98 bargiko warosu

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-06 18:35 (sage)

>>97-98 bargiko warosu

Name: unko 2005-04-07 11:28 (sage)

皆さんとっても日本語がお上手の様で。。。

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 12:04

どうも日本人です 冷やかしに来ました
でも人いないですね・・・

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 12:12

お前ら広島と長さk・・・・すいません

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 12:14

携帯から書き込めるかtest

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 12:29

インプラントしたチップが君の右脳ア゙ヴア゙ヴア゙ヴア゙ー
僕を好きにさせちゃうからねボクと(交尾)ア゙ヴア゙ヴア゙ヴア゙ー
ボクの未確認物体がキミのあそこア゙ヴア゙ヴア゙ヴア゙ー
僕を好きにさせちゃうからねボクと(交尾)

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 12:39 (sage)

俺の実体験なので、怪談のような怖さはないんだが、むしろイヤな気分の
のこる怖い話をひとつ。

いろいろ家庭の事情があって、東京で独り暮らししてたときだから
もう今から10年以上前の話なんだが、当時付き合ってた彼女とあまり
うまくいってなかった。なんていうか独占欲の強い女で、プライドと嫉妬が
とにかくすごい。俺の実家の妹にまでヤキモチを焼くくらいの女で、さすがに
ガマンの限界を感じた俺は、もう別れようと思ってたんだが、向こうには
俺と別れる気なんかサラサラないらしかった。ところが、ある晩、俺が部屋で独りで
のんびりしてると、いきなり部屋に彼女から電話がかかってきて、「あんたなんか私の
彼氏じゃないよね?」といきなり言い出した。急に態度を変えて妙なことを言う
女だと思って、俺もカチンときて、怒鳴り返してやろうと思ったんだが、何か様子が
おかしい。なんていうか、空元気というか、無理に強い態度をして、声の震えを押し
殺そうとしてる雰囲気がありありと感じられた。でも「何かあったのか?」と聞くと、
シラを切ろうとするんだよね。ただ「あんたは私の彼氏じゃないよね?」とだけ、何度も
ただ確認してくる。そこで俺はピンときた。俺と二股かけてた男がいて、どっちが

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 12:40 (sage)

本命なのかと詰め寄られたんじゃないか、とね。だから俺は、彼女のそばで電話を
きいているヤツがいればそいつにも聞こえるようにと、「俺はお前の彼氏だよ!」と
でかい声で言ってやった。そしたら、電話口の向こうから「どうしてそんなことを
言うの!?」って声と大きな物音が聞こえて、それっきり電話が切れた。俺はすぐに
うしろめたくなって電話をかけなおしたが、電話は何度かけても繋がらず、
話し中のツーツー音しか聞こえなかった。
だんだん俺は自分のしたことが怖くなった。彼女が二股をかけてた男の怒りを買って
何か怪我でもさせられてるじゃ・・・。だとしたら俺のせいでもある。
どうにもじっとしてられなくなって、俺はすぐに自転車を飛ばして彼女のアパートに行った。
もう夜中で電車がなくて、彼女のアパートに着くのに自転車を一時間以上もこがなくては
いけなかったが、その事実はあとで俺を助けることになった。というのは、全てがもう
おそかったのだ。彼女のアパートには、もう警察やら野次馬やらが集まっていて、夜中なのに
うるさいくらいだった。そこから先は想像のとおりだ。俺の彼女は無残な死体で発見された。
となりの部屋の人が悲鳴を聞いて通報して、警察が部屋に踏み込んだら、もう・・・。
しかし、犯人らしき人物は見当たらず、俺自身がはじめは容疑者扱いされた。
たまたま俺が家を出るところを近所の人が何人も見ていたのと、電話の通話記録で、俺の
話が嘘じゃないのを信じてもらえて、やっと容疑者じゃなくなったくらいだ。
しかし結局、真犯人はみつからずじまいで、彼女の遺族はまだ俺を疑ってるらしい。
ただ、俺は、警察にも言ってない、犯人の心当たりが一人だけいる。
いくらなんでも誰も信じないだろうという心当たりが。もちろん俺も信じたくはない。

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-10 23:39 (sage)

いきません

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-11 1:17 (sage)

>>109-110の犯人が分かりますか?

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-11 1:20 (sage)

>>109-110の犯人が分かりますか?

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-03 21:24

あげー

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-06 9:51

ぼくの名前はアキラです。この車はだれのですか。

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-06 10:25

ttp://gpss.wda.jp/machi/3.01.07/main.html

hey, guys. do you know here?
this is the town of 2channel

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-09 8:38

pokotanが入ってきました
デブはpizzaを食べていなさい

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-21 6:19

>>116
セクロス。わかりますか。
僕たちはセクロスですよ。

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-25 5:53

セクロスwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-25 16:18 (sage)

日本からきたけど、ここ面白いなw

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-29 3:31 (sage)

日本の2chからきたー
記念カキコw

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-11 3:26

これが2ちゃんクオリティー

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-12 5:20

なんで本物の日本人がいるんだよwwwwwwwクソワラタ

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-12 6:43

>>40
>>25
が難しい?うちは何時でも「漢字は本当に難しい過ぎる」と聞いた。でも、日本人と会話の時にいつも「かえて、英語は日本語のより難しいそうだ!」と聞いた。うちは生まれつきにらも僕を応援して下リゲスの愛娘という生粋のサラブレッドの血を持つ彼女。心地よく弾ける歌声は、一流音楽一家に育った証です。ライブ後半にはそのお父様もステージにゲスト出演。娘のライブに僕が日本語の勉強中の大学生のアメリカ人だけど、まだあまり上手じゃないよ、日本語は。ど!むずかしい漢字に何時も振り仮名をつけて覚える方日本語の勉強も頑張って下さい

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-18 14:35

Pizzaでも食ってろ

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-25 10:37 (sage)

日本語で質問してもいいですか。
world4chan以外の4chanって日本からだと見れないの?

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-27 13:43

FUCK NIPS

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-27 17:58

ビーチュ、サンドイッチを作りに行け

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-27 21:12

>>127

fgsfds

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 2:32

>>127

Fucking shocked it took that long.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-20 8:57 (sage)

>>127
m9(^O^)pgyahh

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-28 13:25

bonjour, gentlemen.
Vous connaissez ici?
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/

そう…Ja, das ist neo-BarGIKO online!
Do you wanna speak japanese? come and join us! senor!
a bientot, senor. Grazie.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-28 17:11

この便利な訳者を使用して、私は小さい文を作ることができる。英語に翻訳されたとき、それはおそらく意味を成していない。

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-01 10:55

おまいらそんな事よりジョイナスフーヘイトジャップのスレで遊ぼうぜ

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 1:04

>>127
FUCK NIPpleS

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 1:19

funny thread

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 2:51

funky funky motion
i hate you all
you all are faggets

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 23:59

ふりがながないから僕はよく分からないよ~

Name: 四コマ 2005-08-03 0:08

Could someone please tell me how or give me a resource to do those S-JIS faces with Cyrillic characters with the MS-IME? There must be an easier way than direct character choice from an SJIS table. :(

誰かSJIS顔の作り方教えてくれませんか?

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-03 2:40

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-13 11:47 (sage)

ahh
hai-kyo

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-14 11:14 (sage)

hito ine-

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-18 14:52 (sage)

daremo inai....
odoru nara ima no uchi

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-19 23:17

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     ♪  Å
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      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  ランタ タン
         (へ  )    ランタ タンタ
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   ♪   / \   ランタ タン
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   ランタ タン
         (  へ)    ランタ ランタ
          く       タン



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     ♪ / \   ランタ ランタ
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  ランタ タン
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Name: Anonymous 2005-08-20 7:17

>>144
YOU BUMPED

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-21 10:00 (sage)

LETS GET 1000 BY SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-21 21:44

私はあなたの雄ん鶏を吸う!

Name: 144 2005-08-23 12:13 (sage)

aaagh...
sageta tumori ga agatteta orz
utsu da...


>>146
I'll join you

Name: sage 2005-08-23 14:02 (sage)

I ofthe see a sentence  " You bumped."
But I don't understand what the sentence mean. Does anyones explain about it?
Sorry, my English isn't good enough yet.

たまにYou bumped という文を見るんだけど、意味が良く分かりません。
だれか説明してくれませんか?

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-23 14:04 (sage)

↑ I often see a sentence "You bumped."
the frist sentence should be this

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-23 15:42

私は日本のハードコアポルノが大好きだから、日本語を勉強はじめました。
「気持ち」
「おまんこ」
「ニューハーフ」
私は日本の彼女がほしいだよ!!!

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-23 23:13

テスト

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-25 20:05

>>152
高い

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-26 15:41 (sage)

>>151
learn sage

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-26 21:20 (sage)

うんこ!

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-27 16:40

여보세요 나는 한국어 이다

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-27 16:43

你好这日本人是吗?

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-27 16:43

여보세요 이 일본 사람은 이다

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-28 1:33

Korean looks awesome

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-28 8:40

Hangul looks like how I draw people

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-29 0:05

Hangul looks like it's from outer space. I love that.

Name: ヤーングブライアン 2005-08-29 21:37

少し日本語が分かる。でも、日本語の上でとても難しいだって、全然分からないよ。

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-30 1:53 (sage)

>>162
sugoi katakoto

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-30 1:57 (sage)

Korean to Japanese ha kotoba (toku ni grammer) ga niteru kara oboeyasui to iunoha hontou desuka?

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-30 22:16 (sage)

>>164
日本語ムツカシイ

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-31 3:16

<3 Google の訳者

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-31 16:09 (sage)

Google より altavista おすすめ

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-09 13:56 (sage)

kasotteruna

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-10 21:16

ぼくわおきのちんこもっでいます く:

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-11 0:50

ゆれる巨乳、ムチムチふともも、プニプニおしりが大好き。

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 21:20 ID:sSg6Tdw9

I AM THE THREAD NECROMANCER

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 21:42 ID:wZMvpmGW

4chanwa warui tokoro desu. watashi wa jii o suru ni koko e kuru.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 21:44 ID:Q9O3I5bJ

>>171
so what? i am the creator

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 21:46 ID:wZMvpmGW

watashi wa kami desu.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-21 1:21 ID:Kgc8hykN

>>174
Don't kid yourself, junior.
俺はグレート.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:20

I was just about to thread-necromance this when I suddenly discovered >>171.

...

OH GOD WHY

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 16:32

>>176
Sorry I didn't understand you with that cock in your mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 14:30

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