/lang/ - Fuck Spanish

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 8:44

I have to learn this shitty language for my BA and I can't for the life of me find any motivation to do it. The culture is riddled with shitty soap operas and riot-inducing sports.

Can someone please give me some reasons to learn this aside from it being required to graduate?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 12:27

para ser mi amigo :)

Name: Cpt. Obvious 2012-07-02 12:48

(Can't switch to another major program?)

If you're in the States, Spanish is the most common language after English, so it scores some points for being practical. But you probably knew that already.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 16:12

>>2
Usted puede chupar mi polla.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 16:15

>>3
Nope, it's the last requirement for my bio degree. I took the summer off so I could blow through Spanish 1-3 and take the CLEP exam and graduate into sweet, sweet unemployment.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:13

>>1
literature.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Luis_Borges

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 21:16

Hola?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 21:29

>>4
Why the agression?
also are you gay?
why you want a man to suck you cock?
are you homo?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-03 3:30

You only need one reason OP. It is this: >>6

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-03 15:36

>>6
>>9
Yeah, I actually know about him but I doubt I'll get to the proficiency needed to actually read one of his books and appreciate it.

>>8
It's only gay if the balls touch, and that's obviously not gonna happen in a perfectly heterosexual cocksucking.

Well, that and sucking a cock is gay, but you'd be doing the sucking and I could just pretend you were an ugly woman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-03 18:02

>>10
He has plenty of poetry as well, and I believe he purposely wrote his poetry using straightforward/simplistic language so more people could enjoy it. I often use his poems to teach myself more vocabulary and just to have something enjoyable to read.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-04 6:31

Why racism ? Why you does'nt like gay ? Why are you so stupid ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-04 7:57

me cago en tu puta madre maricón de mierda

this is the only thing you need to learn in Spanish

Name: anonymous 2012-07-10 5:56

fuck le gouv; espaganol

Fuck Spanish

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 8:44

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 12:27

3 Name: Cpt. Obvious 2012-07-02 12:48

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 16:12

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 16:15

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 18:13

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 21:16

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-02 21:29

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-03 3:30

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-03 15:36

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-03 18:02

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-04 6:31

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-04 7:57

14 Name: anonymous 2012-07-10 5:56