Fuck Spanish

I have to learn this shitty language for my BA and I can't for the life of me find any motivation to do it. The culture is riddled with shitty soap operas and riot-inducing sports.

Can someone please give me some reasons to learn this aside from it being required to graduate?

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Yeah, I actually know about him but I doubt I'll get to the proficiency needed to actually read one of his books and appreciate it.

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It's only gay if the balls touch, and that's obviously not gonna happen in a perfectly heterosexual cocksucking.

Well, that and sucking a cock is gay, but you'd be doing the sucking and I could just pretend you were an ugly woman.