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日本語 Japanese Ask Questions Thread 3

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:11

If you have a question about the language, ask it and fellow 4channers might see it and answer it for you.


Japanese Ask Questions Thread2
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lang/1206158123/1-40

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 2:21

>>320's post makes me a sad panda

It's hard to find decent classes in shitty cities in shitty countries. Especially if work takes out all spare time, so attending classes in the monday-friday is near to impossible. And it's hard to find friend for asocial persons. Fuck that, I'm sticking to self-study.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 12:49

>>321
If you're asocial, why the fuck are you even learning a second language? You'll definitely able to learn the basics of the language if you dedicate years, but for fuck's sake, the purpose of language is communication.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 16:00

>>321
Go kill yourself you aspie weeaboo
Save some oxygen for useful people

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 16:41

>>321

Just wanted to let you know, that's not me.

>>318 is me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 17:00

わたしは スミスさん です。わたしは ひとを ころすことが だいすきです。おかあさんを ごうかんする ゆめが あります。わたしと いいっしょに あそんでください。こうそくは うまく できます。

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 0:23

>If you're asocial, why the fuck are you even learning a second language?
To be precise, it's my third language.

>the purpose of language is communication.
Not really. Reading books without writing anything(I really couldn't care less about differences between handwritten and non-handwritten さ) is hardly a communication.
For note, Japan has some nice robotics related books

>Go kill yourself you aspie weeaboo
Oh look who's talking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 16:52

>>326
Don't be a pretentious retard. Do know what the purpose of books is? Allow the break between this sentence and the next to serve as an opportunity to consider the answer to the previous question.

It's communication. The purpose of language, the purpose of writing, the purpose of reading is the communication of ideas. If you don't WANT to communicate, and instead prefer to simply consume, you're no better than a cock-sucking leech. I suggest if you have any intention use language to its fullest potential you'll learn to not describe yourself as "asocial" and in so doing prevent receiving the diatribe you so rightly deserve.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 19:04

>>326
>look who's talking
The Japan hater? I'm not a weeaboo, nor am I an aspie. My main reason for learning languages is to speak to some of my hispanic friends

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 0:45

   ∩___∩
   | ノ      ヽ
  /  ●   ● | クマ──!!
  |    ( _●_)  ミ
 彡、   |∪|  、`\
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )
(___)   / (_/
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 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \
       \_)

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 0:47

   ∩___∩
   | ノ   ヽ
  /  ●  ● | クマ──!!
  |   ( _●_) ミ
 彡、   |∪| 、`\
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )
(___)   / (_/
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      \_)

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 0:47

   ∩___∩
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  /  ●  ● | クマ──!!
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(___)   / (_/
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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 0:48

   ∩___∩
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  / ●  ● | クマ──!!
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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 0:49

   ∩___∩
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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 0:50

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:00


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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:02


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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 13:28

sad

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 0:02

Simple question but what's the slang/shortened version for:
これを何ですか。
それを何ですか。

and other similar questions like that. I've heard it used like kore nan or nan kore or something before but I can't remember from the tip of my tongue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 0:03

>>338
opps は not を

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 1:00

>>338
これ(は)何?(これ(は)なに?)
これ(は)何なの?(これ(は)なんなの?)
何これ?(なにこれ?)
何なのこれ?(なんなのこれ?)
etc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 3:00

最後の2つは多少怒りが感じられるね。

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 4:14

Once more genki related question. They have exercises to compose sentences like "本は机の上です。". One wanted sentence is "ラケットはカバンの中です。", other "カバンは机の下です。".

How to combine both sentences to say that racket is in the bag under the table? ラケットは机の下にカバンの中です?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 8:55

>>342
Prolly something like 'ラケットはカバンの机の下です'. Wait for a native, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 8:58

Oh wait, is that カバン as in 鞄? The kana had me thinking 'cabin'.

Then it's prolly something like 'ラケットは机の下のカバンです'.

Name: Japanese 2010-09-18 11:26

>>342
ラケットは机の下のカバンの中です。
ラケットは机の下のカバンの中にあります。
ラケットは机の下にあるカバンの中です。
ラケットは机の下にあるカバンの中にあります。

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 11:34

[[[机の]下の]カバンの]中

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 16:31

いいね、もう一度人々は本気で質問してる
このスレはクマの領域になると思ったね

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 7:46

i have a little problem
could you tell me what kanji it is? http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1750/znako.png
i can't find it

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 8:50

>>348

ffound.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 10:54

EVERYBODY GOES READY FOR THE DESU TRUCK!
デス デス デス デス
デス デス デス デス  デス
デス デス デス デス  デス デス
デス デス デス デス__デス デス
    デス           デス
~DESU

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 12:30

初めてニガーペニスを味わったとき罪に陥っちゃったと実感した僕の全ての友達は火星の圧力を計算したという事で実に間違えていたんだと考えて僕のお母さんが嫌う学校の門を通る後一円玉を道路の中で見つけて浜崎あゆみが運転する車が僕を殺してしまうと想像したけど、やっぱり起こらなかったと未来の地獄へドンドン歩き続けたという話だ。

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 22:31

>>348
夫=husband

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 23:42

>>348
For such simple kanji you could used http://kanji.sljfaq.org/draw.html . Not to mention search by radicals.


>>342-346
Ok, thank you. For some reason "shita no" combination looks too alien, unnatural, and artifical to me. Though google confirms that such combination exists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 1:43

EVERYBODY GOES READY FOR THE DESU TRUCK!

DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU デス
DESU DESU DESU DESU デス デス
DESU DESU DESU DESU デス デス
..\__/.......\__/....\__/
~DESU

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 10:33

モーザスの顔に座ってアナルを舐めてもらいたいんだ

(__)_)<--- お尻
m~'.'~m <--- モーザス

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 11:34

I have feeling that textbooks are lying to me. And that Japanese write particles depending on their mood.

Take this title for example: 人間開発報告書.

Or take this article for example from Wikipedia:
>問題解決(英語:problem solving)とは、問題を解決する[some unknown runes follows]
I love how they repeat mondai kaiketsu.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 12:16

問題解決(英語:problem solving)とは、問題を解決する、すなわち解を発見することであり、思考の一部分である。

問題解決とは
・問題を解決する(= 解を発見する)こと
・思考の一部
である。

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 13:12

>>356
Japanese can make 'jukugo'(idiom) with some composition.

地球温暖化 = 地球+温暖化 = 地球が温暖化する
気象予報 = 気象+予報 = 気象を予報する

人間開発報告書 = 人間+開発+報告書 = 人間を開発したことについての報告書 = human(person?)+developing+report

Everyone can make 'jukugo'.

2ch users often make ~厨, for example:
ゲハ厨, 処女厨, 学歴厨

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 22:11

>人間開発報告書

タイトルはエヴァンゲリオンのような感じだね
この報告書を出版した会社は何ですか?NERV? (笑)

>I love how they repeat mondai kaiketsu.

私の経験では日本人は書く時に別の言葉をじっくりと探さないらしい。ていうか、英語のレポートを書いたら、同意語はそれぞれのページを付いて、同じ言葉を繰り返すのがだめだ。言葉の意味とかを説明するを除いて日本語には同意語の方が英語より大したことないな。

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 2:58

>>358
Wakarimashita! It's international consipracy. Probably by the same guys, who decided to troll in Germany and declared that removing spaces to form Newwords is Waytogo.

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