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The LEAST sexy language

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 13:39

Spanish. Ugh, I don't know what people see in it. Japanese, on the other hand, is the language of babes and kawaii lolis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 14:17

Ja, Spanisch ist ekelhaft, der Klang der Sprache ist schrecklich. Japanisch ist in der Tat ganz nett, ich mag, daß die Sprache über so facettenreiche Ausdrucksweisen verfügt. Eine ツンデレ spricht ganz anders als ein 家内 zum Beispiel, sowas geht in Deutsch oder Englisch gar nicht. Perfekt wäre eine blonde Kaukasierin, die Japanisch wie eine ツンデレ spricht, mit der würde ich sofort in love fallen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 21:20

Cantonese. Its like having your ears molested

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 21:35

El Español es ciertamente una de las lenguas bellas y que tiene algunas de las palabras mas bellas del Mundo

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 23:37

Various Chinese-like Tibeto-Burman languages. You know what I mean if you've been to southern China. Disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 3:17

Any Paki/Indian language. UNDUGUDU HUNGU DUGUDGABUGUDU

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 3:43

>>6
Indian languages are awesome. I love voiced aspiration and the abundant j's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 4:47

Slavic languages can sound bad.
its like the aim of the game is to fit as many Zs and Js into a sentence without using any vowels

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 7:47

I always love these language value judgment threads.

So much fail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 12:51

American English can make you impotent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 15:02

>>8
Depends which ones you're talking about. There's a big difference between Polish and Russian for example. Polish sounds choppy and has no vowels, Russian is pretty sexy though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 20:54

>>11
yeah i was talking more about Serbian/Croatian and Polish (which just sounds like Croatian but backwards)

It also depends on who is speaking. Croatian Singer Frka sounds hot. on the other hand listening to the Croatian news sounds horrid. it could just be my limited understanding however

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 18:52

>>11
>>12

Same thing with Arabic. News anchors speaking the standard dialect can sound horrible, as well as females with very pronounced `ayns, qaafs and khaas.

A lot of Lebanese/Palestinian girls sound hot as fuck though. Many Arabic wimmins make the language sound passionate instead of rough.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 13:30

Has to be Danish. Just the image of anybody who isn't fat, middle-aged and with a sausage in one hand and beer in the other, is very bizzare.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 15:55

>>13
I know I'm a fucking newfag in Arabic, but to me 'ayin and qaf sound really nice, I enjoy just pronouncing them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 20:44

Hebrew is the ugliest sounding language on the fucking planet.

Urgh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 1:07

French.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 19:44

Slavic and Germanic languages sound like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 21:10

orkish, i guess

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 6:47

>>19
I hear orkish was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: pork soda 2009-04-20 10:02

Every language is beautiful and sexy in it's own way!
That's the joy of diversity!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 13:35

>>21
Sick fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 14:05

>>1
mayan

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 16:09

>>23
Mayan is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 16:57

Swiss German

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 5:08

>>25
Oh god that is so fucking correct

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:39

Klingon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:56

>>27
I hear klingon was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 16:45

>>28
I hear turkish was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 21:24

>>29
i hear Klingons are Turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 0:00

Britons were Turkish allies once, so Brits are traitors of Humanity

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 16:52

>>31
that's normal, since I hear english was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 22:56

>>16
>>25

You should both be very ashamed of yourselves.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:50

French is just the most repulsive language ever to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 18:41

dutch is antisex

>>34 why ? What language do you speak ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 23:40

Georgian. its like a cross between a Finno-Ulric and a Slavic language but with less vowels.

მწვრთნელი, (mts'vrtneli), "trainer" wft

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 0:42

>>36
There's nothing magical about it actually.
I used to know a lot of Georgians during the 80s and 90s.
They're the niggers of the Soviet Union, believe me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 3:13

>>37
huh i didn't say it was magical.
this thread is about ugly languages and this is the ugliest ive heard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 3:16

>>38
Damnit, I didn't even realize that. Anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 5:27

>>37
Except the glorious Stalin, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 16:35

MEXICAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 0:50

i dunno.
german and arabic souond really angry to me.
probably just because i'm used to seeing stereotypical germans and arabs in the media being portrayed as all angry and fascist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 7:13

it's not about the language but the accents. Indian's have the worst and it makes me rage every time i hear one

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 10:42

Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 12:57

Pretty much all the native African languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 14:35

English

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 15:21

japanese

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-28 15:46

>>47
自分の母親ファック

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 2:03

The Chinese languages are pretty awful listening to. Dutch is also high on my list, but I think American Dixie beats it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-29 16:48

>>49
Broken English is the worst.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 0:11

the vietnamese dialects are VERY annoying to listen to. Even my vietnamese friends hate their language. It sounds like they are angry all of the time...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 5:12

>>51
Well, you know what? Go fuck yourself. We're NOT angry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 6:02

Vietnamese is good, but I will not learn it unless they switch to Chinese characters. I'm unable to learn this fucking mess.

Name: 53 2009-05-30 6:07

For example, what the hell is "Cộng hòa xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam"? 共和社會主義越南 makes a lot more sense and takes less space to write.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 13:18

>>54
Holy shit 共和国 is 共和社 in Vietnamese? lol wtf

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 14:20

el ingles es el idioma mas asqueroso que e escuchado

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 15:43

>>49
I just puked a little in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 18:01

>>55
社會主義 is a separate word meaning "socialism". 社 is pronounced xã, and 國 is pronounced quốc/cuốc.
This is why I want Vietnamese to be written in Chinese characters again. They in 越南 don't even know what are they saying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-30 22:52

>>52
it "sounds like" you fucking retard, i'm not saying they are angry. Learn how to read correctly before you insult someone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 21:33

>>59
he just proved your point by replying like that anyway

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 10:14

>>50
>Baww, foreigners aren't mastering my language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:00

>>61
Baww, I'm too fucking stupid to master English but I pretend like I don't care

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 13:47

>>60
OH SNAP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 21:27

Cantonese is still part of Chinese, although it is distinctive enough anyway...
but i hate it
oh and spanish too

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 0:14

Yeah Spanish is pretty lame. I used to think Japanese is the greatest language also but after learning it for 2 years I don't think it sounds so special anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 10:47

Only people who are into cartoon porn think Japanese is sexy. Faggots

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 12:11

I'm not so fond of spoking Chinese either, but I just love their writing system so that makes up for that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 12:56

>>67
haha so you love butchered characters like 见 and 长?

learn some Japanese instead. 見, 長 all the way baby!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 13:18

>>68
Nah man I hate them. I was talking about traditional HK and Taiwan characters. Simplified Chinese is gross I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 20:16

>>68
Japan has simplified some Chinese characters too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 21:34

>>70
Japan has simplified some Chinese characters too and actually had some good taste while doing it.

Fixed that for you.

As you can see below, the Japanese have eliminated useless strokes precisely while managing to honor the aesthetics of the age-old characters. Compared to the simplified kanji, the simplified hanzi look like the failed scribblings of a four-year-old retard.

Chinese abominations: trad. 樂; simp. 乐
Japanese masterpiece: 楽

Chinese abominations: trad. 豐; simp. 丰
Japanese masterpiece: 豊

Chinese abominations: trad. 廣; simp. 广
Japanese masterpiece: 広

Chinese abominations: trad. 龍; simp. 龙
Japanese masterpiece: 竜

Chinese abominations: trad. 歲; simp. 岁
Japanese masterpiece: 歳

Chinese abominations: trad. 龜; simp. 龟
Japanese masterpiece: 亀

Chinese abominations: trad. 惠; simp. 惠
Japanese masterpiece: 恵

Chinese abominations: trad. 惡; simp. 恶
Japanese masterpiece: 悪

Chinese abominations: trad. 黑; simp. 黑
Japanese masterpiece: 黒

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 23:03

Yea the Japs did it the right way and they only simplified a couple hundred characters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 1:55

I don't understand some Japanese simplifications. Why the hell did they simplify 德 to 徳? I see no reason for that, it's not even a extremely wide used character.
Nevertheless, some simplified characters are even better than original ones, like 會 → 会.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 13:11

I'M SIMPLIFIED

SON OF A BITCH TRADITIONAL

TRADITIONAL IS PIG

DO YOU WANT UNNECESSARY STROKES?

DO YOU WANT ARCHAIC NONSENSE?

TRADITIONAL IS PIG DISGUSTING

KMT IS A MURDERER

FUCKING TAIWAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-28 13:17


Wow, that is fucking disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 20:01

>>25
A-fucking-men.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 20:13

>>76
German is the most popular language in the world right next to Japanese. It sounds lovely too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 20:27

Well, I really don't care for Indian languages, they sound like they're just repeating the same words over and over again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:11

>>71
>Chinese abominations: trad. 黑; simp. 黑 Japanese masterpiece: 黒
Not really, 黑 with dots is one of those lovely things remaining unique to China. You should not replace it.

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