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The LEAST sexy language

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 13:39

Spanish. Ugh, I don't know what people see in it. Japanese, on the other hand, is the language of babes and kawaii lolis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 14:17

Ja, Spanisch ist ekelhaft, der Klang der Sprache ist schrecklich. Japanisch ist in der Tat ganz nett, ich mag, daß die Sprache über so facettenreiche Ausdrucksweisen verfügt. Eine ツンデレ spricht ganz anders als ein 家内 zum Beispiel, sowas geht in Deutsch oder Englisch gar nicht. Perfekt wäre eine blonde Kaukasierin, die Japanisch wie eine ツンデレ spricht, mit der würde ich sofort in love fallen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 21:20

Cantonese. Its like having your ears molested

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 21:35

El Español es ciertamente una de las lenguas bellas y que tiene algunas de las palabras mas bellas del Mundo

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 23:37

Various Chinese-like Tibeto-Burman languages. You know what I mean if you've been to southern China. Disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 3:17

Any Paki/Indian language. UNDUGUDU HUNGU DUGUDGABUGUDU

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 3:43

>>6
Indian languages are awesome. I love voiced aspiration and the abundant j's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 4:47

Slavic languages can sound bad.
its like the aim of the game is to fit as many Zs and Js into a sentence without using any vowels

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 7:47

I always love these language value judgment threads.

So much fail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 12:51

American English can make you impotent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 15:02

>>8
Depends which ones you're talking about. There's a big difference between Polish and Russian for example. Polish sounds choppy and has no vowels, Russian is pretty sexy though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 20:54

>>11
yeah i was talking more about Serbian/Croatian and Polish (which just sounds like Croatian but backwards)

It also depends on who is speaking. Croatian Singer Frka sounds hot. on the other hand listening to the Croatian news sounds horrid. it could just be my limited understanding however

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 18:52

>>11
>>12

Same thing with Arabic. News anchors speaking the standard dialect can sound horrible, as well as females with very pronounced `ayns, qaafs and khaas.

A lot of Lebanese/Palestinian girls sound hot as fuck though. Many Arabic wimmins make the language sound passionate instead of rough.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 13:30

Has to be Danish. Just the image of anybody who isn't fat, middle-aged and with a sausage in one hand and beer in the other, is very bizzare.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 15:55

>>13
I know I'm a fucking newfag in Arabic, but to me 'ayin and qaf sound really nice, I enjoy just pronouncing them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 20:44

Hebrew is the ugliest sounding language on the fucking planet.

Urgh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 1:07

French.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 19:44

Slavic and Germanic languages sound like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 21:10

orkish, i guess

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 6:47

>>19
I hear orkish was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: pork soda 2009-04-20 10:02

Every language is beautiful and sexy in it's own way!
That's the joy of diversity!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 13:35

>>21
Sick fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 14:05

>>1
mayan

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 16:09

>>23
Mayan is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 16:57

Swiss German

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 5:08

>>25
Oh god that is so fucking correct

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:39

Klingon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 15:56

>>27
I hear klingon was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 16:45

>>28
I hear turkish was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-21 21:24

>>29
i hear Klingons are Turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-22 0:00

Britons were Turkish allies once, so Brits are traitors of Humanity

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-24 16:52

>>31
that's normal, since I hear english was inspired by turkish, so...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 22:56

>>16
>>25

You should both be very ashamed of yourselves.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:50

French is just the most repulsive language ever to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 18:41

dutch is antisex

>>34 why ? What language do you speak ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 23:40

Georgian. its like a cross between a Finno-Ulric and a Slavic language but with less vowels.

მწვრთნელი, (mts'vrtneli), "trainer" wft

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 0:42

>>36
There's nothing magical about it actually.
I used to know a lot of Georgians during the 80s and 90s.
They're the niggers of the Soviet Union, believe me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 3:13

>>37
huh i didn't say it was magical.
this thread is about ugly languages and this is the ugliest ive heard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 3:16

>>38
Damnit, I didn't even realize that. Anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 5:27

>>37
Except the glorious Stalin, of course.

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