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a few questions about english

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-03 22:12

hi, amerifags. i have some questions, would you like to answer me?

1) what is very official written greeting in english? if i write an official letter, will 'hello' be official enough? i pretty doubt it but 'how do you do', 'good day/afternoon/evening' etc look like greetings for meeting, not for letter, am i right?

2) what is right pronunciation of word 'fap'? it's a pity, but i cannot find this word in my dictionary (though 'fag' is there). is it pronounced 'faep' (damn! sorry, i cannot type phonetic simbols, i hope you can understand me) or 'fap'?

3) why did you name joystick 'joystick'? 'joy stick', it sounds like name of shlicking device. hm, i guess someone use it that way though...

yes, i understand, it's a queer bunch of questions, but l ain't a troll, i am really interested.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-03 22:17

1. 'Hello' is used for any situation. Yes, use it.

2. Fap originates from the Japanese sound for masturbation. It's pronounced 'fap' as in 'tap'

3. Joystick was named appropriately because it resembles a dildo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 5:05

1) Formal letters are begun with "Dear Sir," "Dear X," if you know their name, "To whom it may concern," or something similar.
More information here http://esl.about.com/cs/onthejobenglish/a/a_basbletter.htm

2. Fap is pronounced the same as tap.

3. Joystick because it's a stick you use to have 'joy' while playing games. Named before things like that became lulzy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 7:29

1) "Dear Sir/Madam" is another fun way to start formal letters with.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 1:36

thnx 4all

huh, 'dear sir' sounds a little embarrassing for me, i'll explore the link above for other variants

also, i reread my first post and understood that no one could figure out 'ae' was a try to write phonetic sign for sound as in 'fag' or 'tap'. though it's not a matter now

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 6:56

>>1 joystick oh wai oh wai? idiot

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 11:35

In English we also capitalize words and refrain from using such words as "thnx" and "4" for "for."

>'dear sir' sounds a little embarrassing for me

And for a native it sounds perfectly fine. Use it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 20:46

>>7
dear sir, ur an language purist

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-18 21:59

Two whom it may concern:
*or*
Mr/Mrs/Dr/Prof FirstName LastName:

Your letter here

Regards,

Your name here

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 18:26

>>8
"ur" should be "you're" or "you are" and since "language" starts with a consonant "a" is used as apposed to "an"
"a language"
>>7 "Dear sir," does sound completely normal for an English person
>>9 Is correct

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 18:26

>>8
"ur" should be "you're" or "you are" and since "language" starts with a consonant "a" is used as apposed to "an"
"a language"
>>7 "Dear sir," does sound completely normal for an English person
>>9 Is correct

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 5:47

hi all again

i have one else question. i often see some people mix up 'you're' and 'your' here, on 4chan. i dunno if they don't do it deliberately though. i cannot understand how anybody can confuse them in writing. why do they do it? is it a mistake of those who learnt the language by conversations, not textbooks?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 7:06

>>12
They're retarded native underage speakers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 8:29

>>12
Are you Russian?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 22:37

>>14
Sounds Japanese to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-28 8:40

>>12

because they failed homophone class in primary school. it's a very common mistake, unfortunately. and one of my biggest pet peeves. )<

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-28 8:43

>>1

oh and op just to make sure you got it, phonetically it's

/fæp/ rather than /fap/.

:3

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-28 15:01

>>17

                ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´3`) < MKAY WHATEVER MAN
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 17:24

>>17
Or, if you have trouble with /æ/ you can approximate it with /ɛ/ as many Europeans do. But if you DO know how to pronounce /æ/ then, by all means, do it.

>>12
It's easier to type "your" than it is to type "you're" although the pronunciation is essentially the same, /jɒɹ/, same with "yore". As far as if it's intentional. I think sometimes it is. When people are using and old meme or trying to sound like a derp they'll use "your" for "you're"

|your an amerifag right?

etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 18:00

>>19
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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 18:47

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 20:17

>>21
Yeah, like I've never fapped to THAT before!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 17:11

>>22

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < you always fapped to boys dont lie,i have see you from the ceiling!
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

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