Anyone who is not getting the Cloudflare Offline bullshit, can you please post something in http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/363487173 and let them know that OP is unable to post?
Or not. Whatever.
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Anonymous2011-11-17 20:44
I have that, and am wondering what the fuck I do. I can enter other threads, on top of it. Just not post for jack shit
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Anonymous2011-11-18 22:10
Im getting it too. Fucking cloudflare.
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Anonymous2011-11-18 22:15
I'm getting it right now as well. Does this have to do with the cookie/cache reset we were supposed to do?
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Anonymous2011-11-18 22:17
... I have it too
I think we were suppost to clear our cookies n shit.
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Anonymous2011-11-18 22:18
yep, cleared my cookies and was able to connect
"Having trouble posting? CLEAR YOUR COOKIES! This should resolve most issues. If it doesn't—e-mail me." from the main site
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Anonymous2011-11-18 22:20
Worked fine for me before I think moots trying to reset the server and set up a proxy to prevent haxsaws from getting info or something.
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Anonymous2011-12-25 3:23
I get Cloudflare error quite a bit but still can post if I refresh. I think Cloudflare is scamming moot for hits for their site. To up their rank.
This is some bullshit with this fucking cloudfare. They've been having problems for over a month now and keep saying "it should be resolved (insert bullshit date here)" but it hasnt been. Before I could clear my cache and everything would be all right, now its not. Seriously is M00t still running this site off his commedor64 in his mom's basement, or WTF is going here!?
This is fucking bullshit. I can't go into threads because of cloudflares offline shit, and for some fucking reason I can't see any images. I try to click on one and it gives me a 404 message.
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT!
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Anonymous2011-12-27 3:03
its simple CloudFlare is a FAIL!
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diapers2011-12-27 3:08
yo i want some hot guys
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Anonymous2011-12-27 3:13
/a/ got bombarded with CP. CloudFlare isn't responsible...
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Anonymous2011-12-27 3:14
all the 4chan board indexes are archived but none of the threads
good effort cloudflare
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Anonymous2011-12-27 3:47
Why the fuck isn't the site online yet?
Moot, for the love of god, get an other server provider.
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Anonymous2011-12-27 3:50
this is balls.
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Anonymous2011-12-27 3:55
The front page seems to be working...? Why
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Anonymous2011-12-27 4:18
I am also having these issues. (December 27, if you aren't paying attention to the post dates.)
I pine for the days of MySQL errors. Cloudflare errors just seem so... commercial.
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Anonymous2011-12-27 4:56
Thank goodness. For a minute i thought the SOPA/PIPA/NDAA stormtroopers had begun their offensive, with moot being the first target.
now wtf is this cloudflare bullshit?
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Anonymous2011-12-27 5:26
Well this sucks
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Anonymous2011-12-27 7:21
ha, if SOPA went through you'd know it, and MISC would be shut down at the same time
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Anonymous2011-12-27 8:29
wtf is happening... i want my /b/ back...
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Anonymous2011-12-27 8:36
well, seems that cleaning all the 4chan.org cookies did the trick
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Anonymous2011-12-27 10:21
Yep, deleting cookies will do the trick
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Anonymous2011-12-27 17:15
What browser are you using? Cleaning cookies does shit for me.
I'm using Fireefox and Chromium.
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:03
GODDAMNIT
clearing cookies still doesn't work for me
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:06
qawdasadsd fix this shit!
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:07
I get 403 on /m/ and Cloudflare on /a/.
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:09
Shit goddammit what the fuck I get 403 and 404 when I click anything on the main page. Is there something I can do or is this a server screw up? I tried 2 computers.
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:10
Fuck a duck. After getting Cloudfail errors for a while now, retrying a live version of the site gives a somewhat functional main page, but accessing any board results in 403 D:<
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:10
I got the cloudflare error for the first time today. Cleared up cookies, now it's all 403.
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Anonymous2011-12-28 17:14
Guys go to your cookies and delete all the 4chan related ones. It solved th 403s for me.
Also there is a notice stating the site is under maintenance for about an hour.
Egyptian here, isp link dot net, everyday or so i can't access 4chan for hours at a time, tried different browsers, clearing cache and cookies, same result, can only post or view the site through a proxy, vpn, etc.
DAMN YOU CLOUDFLARE...
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Anonymous2011-12-31 2:29
DAMNIT, MOOT! YOU PROMISED THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS CLOUD FLARE BULLSHIT ANYMORE!
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Anonymous2011-12-31 2:33
Why is everyone assuming this is a cloudflare issue? The message at the top says that the site is offline, meaning the problem is with 4chan's servers, not cloudflare's. The fact that you can see a page at all is thanks to cloudflare.
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Anonymous2011-12-31 2:59
moot is fucking incompetent at maintaining a site. fucks shit up and blames it on Dell? wtf
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Anonymous2011-12-31 3:04
Ok, can someone tell me what the point of using cloudflare on an image board is?
I mean, you can't view images, or open threads. To top it off, the saved version it puts up when the board goes down is, at best, from the previous day.
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Anonymous2011-12-31 3:08
so is 4chan still fuckin' down?
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Anonymous2011-12-31 3:10
>>53
Implying Moot has had anything major to do with 4chan in the last 5 years.
Face it, all he does is sit back and fuck around with canv.as while he pays some mook(s) to run 4chan.
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Anonymous2011-12-31 3:10
>>52
Everyone is assuming it's a cloudflare issue because people get a cloudflare error as soon as they try to access 4chan. They get an error that no cached version is available.
Also, I have until now only seen the front page being saved, everything else was just offline without being cached. And that's kinda dumb.
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Anonymous2011-12-31 3:14
moot was masturbating into the server again...
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Anonymous2011-12-31 3:21
Gd damn, I didn't think it was possible, but Moot actually made the servers LESS stable. Least before The Great Overhaul the boards would usually stay up for more than a day before going down again.
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Anonymous2011-12-31 10:10
Jesus Christ WTF is going on with this offline shit
Getting the offline message on every board but /v/ where it tells me I'm banned (wut)
==
There was no entry in our database for your ban. Therefore, the reason for this ban cannot be automatically determined. It is likely that your ISP is caching a ban intended for someone else
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Anonymous2011-12-31 12:17
Anyone else getting a 502 bad gateway error?
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Anonymous2011-12-31 14:39
>>57
The reason you can see the front page is because it's on a different server from the boards, just like how these discussion boards are on a different server.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding you. Was the front page down earlier?
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Anonymous2011-12-31 15:38
>>62
He was probably referring to the first page on /v/,/d/,ect and not 4chan's front page.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:02
And again.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:02
Clodfail has to be the least impressive uptime maintainer I have ever seen a site use. They're a fine DNS, but dear god does this "always offline" mode suck.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:03
SIXTY NIGGERS
FUCKING FIX THE SERVERS ALREADY
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:11
>>65 always offline
Not sure if that was a joke or a Freudian slip, but I like you.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:14
ugh
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:14
fuck this
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:16
here we go -_-
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:16
By the fury of nigger dicks fix the fucking problem!
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:17
Holy dickbuttered meatveils batman. 4chan was more functional in lockdown when CP was being spammed everywhere by proxy-Russian.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:20
i think 4Chan is Done for 2012 is the end of the WORLD and Internet
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Anonymous2012-01-01 22:35
Or it could be Moot planning some great joke on the userbase. In which case Epic Lulz are imminent.
goddamn moot put down the vibrator for 5 seconds and fucking fix this problem.
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Anonymous2012-01-01 23:28
/b/ /s/ /hc/ /u/ /rs/ /hr/ /i/ /wg/
get that always online crap on this boards
on all other just the cloudflare offline message
weird
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Anonymous2012-01-01 23:59
Seriously, the fuck is up with this?
The frontpage is still up, but all the boards are down.
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Anonymous2012-01-02 0:18
I thought CloudFlare was supposed to prevent downtime, not cause it.
GJ moot.
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Anonymous2012-01-02 0:34
Pfft. What the hell. All I had to do was allow pretty much all scripts and ads, then click Retry the Live Version.
It's still cancer though.
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Anonymous2012-01-02 0:34
working again
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Anonymous2012-01-08 12:13
Cleared all cookies, does shit all.
Why is this Cloudflare shitstain still being used?
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Anonymous2012-01-08 12:21
There it fucking goes again. GJ Moot-wait why do I bother, like he even fucking cares...
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Anonymous2012-01-08 12:21
Not even the status site is loading properly, looks like proper downtime.
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Anonymous2012-01-08 12:22
Goddamit I need my KS discussion fix
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Anonymous2012-01-08 12:26
Welp off I go to reddit.
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Anonymous2012-01-08 12:27
Oh, great. Site down again.
Why did moot change to cloudflare again? I noticed he was getting ddos attacks constantly. Then the moment he supported anti-sopa groups and implemented cloudflare the attacks stopped.
Yeah that made no sense. People are talking about clearing their cache (or other things like cookies) in order to get the site working again. But this is a server problem effecting everyone isnt it?
What a great way to start Sunday morning: Cloudflare issues fucking over the site and now my usb flash drive with all my reaction images and all my girly pics just fucking died on me.
Yup, tis a great start to Sunday morn'
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Anonymous2012-01-08 13:51
fucking cloudflare bullshit
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Anonymous2012-01-08 13:51
dont u dare to say use 7chan cause here are more people and 7chan mods are FAAgots. after 4chan in number of users we'd have 7chan and 4chon... 4chon i might take a look but they must have a very small list of boards... after 4chon and 7chan number of users must be very low in activity. im talking number of users in terms of activity
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
Click here to be forwarded manually Powered by Shiichan 3955 + 4chan 20080608.
hmmm
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Anonymous2012-01-08 14:15
Maybe it's for the best. /v/ has been hard to take recently with all the goddamn general threads and vn bullshit.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
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Anonymous2012-01-08 14:17
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Anonymous2012-01-08 14:17
>>164
>vn bullshit
But VNs are considered safe /v/ content by the board's mods. Deal with it.
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Anonymous2012-01-08 14:17
>>164
At least you guys don't have to deal with Accelerator spam on a daily fucking basis.
the reason why its down is because of this guy, he down a video sayings hes a mod of 4chan and explaining why the cloudfare thing is going on etc etc...
Screw 4Chan. There seems to be some kind of a roulette, - Every day that I load 4Chan, the trigger is pulled. 50/50 chance for it to either be offline for all day, or to be online for about an hour...Then the trigger is pulled again. Screw this, I'll just lurk on a better site. 4Chan is dead to me.
>>189
[sarcasm]NOO! Please don't leave ;__; Looking at the quality of your post, you are clearly a good asset to the site and everyone will miss you when you have left! [/sarcasm]
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Anonymous2012-01-08 14:59
Anyone know, wkat happened with 4chan ? ;__;
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Anonymous2012-01-08 15:02
I've cleared all cookies, flushed dns, and solved 1000 captchas for lord Inglip
And I still get this cloudfare allways online bullshit
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Anonymous2012-01-08 15:03
status.4chan.org is all over the place. First it said only posting was down, then up again and now it is saying dis is down. *sigh*
Just think of all the people committing sudoku due to the imageboards being down for a few hours...
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Anonymous2012-01-08 15:14
>>190
FML, I think I'll head to either Funnyjunk or Runescape. I can't tell where I should get my dose of fagginess!
>>191
Aww, how sweet. You actually care for me! Come here and I'll make you a sandwich, as well as showing you my tits. Don't mind the ugly face, I'm actually reaaaally beautiful inside.
Fuck this cloudflare bullshit! What the hell? Other people are posting, refreshing the front page shows that they are, and yet I can't go on any of the boards! Screw this! I quit. I'm going to go outside, find a girl, get laid, get a job, take my first ever shower and then become successful. After that, it's Operation Torment Moot (Aka Christopher Poole, what a faggot name).
>>228
It took you six days to come up with that?!
Not that it matters. He's probably a random image boarder who came to the text boards this once and he'll never come back.
But so are you, so it's not really important.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 17:36
>>229
>implying I won't stay here for ever and ever, treating you all to my razor-sharp wit
Hi, this is Jake. Why am I getting a cloudflair error? Are any of you guys getting cloudflair errors?
Thanks
-Jake
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Anonymous2012-01-15 17:52
Flushed DNS, cleared cookies for Chrome and Firefox, still doesn't work on neither.
Mine was fine after following the initial instructions posted 2 weeks or so ago on all boards, but I just installed the newest Firefox last night and now this.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 17:52
Cloudflare is the beginning of internet shutdown aka SOPA
fuck you moot for selling out
PUSSY
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John2012-01-15 17:54
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Anything else? I tried deleting cookies but that by itself hasn't remedied the problem. I was about to try with a slightly broader history wipe or restarting the browser since I can't remember exactly what I did last time this happened.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:07
[quote]>Moot could at least have the decency to tweet about all the fucking cloudfails[/quote]
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:07
>>250
That won't help. I wiped everything from FF and still got a finger from Cloudflare.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:08
BRING ME BACK MY MOTHERFUCKIN CP OR ELSE..... YES THIS IS A MUTHAPHUKKIN THREAT MOOT ILL COME OVER AND I RAPE YOU.. ILL RAPE YOU AND YO GOD DAMN DOG
This board doesn't seem to go down. If Moot let us upload images on this board, and had it divided into sections like the imageboards, we could just use this one instead and it would solve the problem.
I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am asking for "BATTLETOADS" and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by girls like this (my bitch).
So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.
Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:23
>>266
John you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:24
You think your funny? Real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams, we all did, but over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now, good luck.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:35
downforeveryoneorjustme.com says boards.4chan.org looks down for them as well. At least it means it's not a cookies problem yet-a-fucking-gain, I suppose.
>>279
I'm not sure anyone on 4chan is "on the right track."
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:38
God damn i miss 4chan... the site basically is my life you know... the first thing im gonna do when it's back online is start a John thread. My life just feels so empty right now.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 18:49
Cloudflare, I finally got trolled.
feelsbadman.jpg
>>285
It's funny because 1–2 before you gave a fuck ( ¯◡◡¯)
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:00
.. down again.. sweet.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:05
From Cloudfare:
"CloudFlare protects and accelerates any website online. Once your website is a part of the CloudFlare community, its web traffic is routed through our intelligent global network. We automatically optimize the delivery of your web pages so your visitors get the fastest page load times and best performance."
I sure hope moot isn't paying anything for the Cloudflare Cacheing thing. Because it's pretty fucking pointless for a fast moving discussion board to be able to see what people were having fun (?) talking about two days ago.
>>308
We could set up a thread in /tele/ since textboards are unaffected, but I'm not sure how many users from the imageboards think to check dis.4chan.org so it would probably be a bit quiet.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:53
>>301
check 4chan twitter
fucking newfags all up in this shit
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:57
this is fucking retarded i wanted to talk about how much i hate motherfucking tygra on /co/
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:17
FUCKING FANTASTIC! "vibrator dies seconds in," "goes on /v/, down..check others, down"
Thanks moot! I'll go kill myself now!
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:19
yeah, a heads up when we're back up would be nice
I know this isn't because of cloudflare, but what's the point of it anyway? for a site like 4chan it's pretty useless.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:20
This is fucking gay, I just got back from my christmas trip and wanted to baww with 4chan bros, now I can only baww by myself.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:29
This sucks. I just know some Packerfag is behind this.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:30
All I ever wanted was to post ponies and go on homestuck generals TT_TT
No but seriously fuck you Cloudflare this shit has got to stop.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:30
403
well this is new
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:31
>>316
this isn't cloudflare related. check 4chan twitter
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:33
well you know what an "hour" means. wont be back for another 2-3 days. you would think a site as big as 4chan would have mirrored servers.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:33
Not the only when getting 403 errors then I presume?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 20:35
>>320
nope, must be doing something now. glad to see it.
and yeah, >>319 - mirrored servers would make sense for times like this.
this has to happen when I need a bit of a /b/aww doesn't it? never realised why people do it until now. oh well, looks like i'm going to end up going to sleep sad, angry and regretful.
>Try accessing /cgl/ for some larp action
>full chain armor, akimbo maces in this bish
>prepare for post to the death with fellow cosplayers
>4chan offline
>battlesandwars.jpg
>>351
TOR is a good game if you play a bounty hunter
0(o--o)0
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:23
>>354
Saw TOR and automatically thought of CP and drugs. I need to stop using /b/
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:27
>>288
ha, so is that why it takes me like 3 minutes to post a goddamn thread?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I AM BORED! BRING BACK 4CHAN!
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:30
>>356
I think it's actually down [syndrome] again.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:32
>>356
could this potentially explain why I often have such a long wait after submitting and often it's quicker to retype the captcha and submit then?
it's pissing me off and i've only noticed it since cloudflare.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:37
Honestly, moot should just get rid of cloudflare. There's no reason for the site to go down at random intervals unless it's something serious.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:37
9:35pm
after 2hours of not 4chan iam feeling the effects of the lack of it
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:39
DEAR 4CHAN
I CLEANED COOKIES BUT THIS NO WORK
WHAT IS THE HAPPEN
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:40
CloudFlare does more harm then good.
A DDOS could knock the site down for several days, but CloudFlare issues usually only affect a small number of people for a short amount of time.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:42
Cloudflare isn't even the problem you guys.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:44
>>362
I'm fucking retarded. I meant to say "more good than harm".
The point is it protects against DDOSes, and unfortunately I don't think moot can just switch it off when we're not getting DDOS'd
Status page says everything is working fine. Are we seeing the initial stages of an internet filter/censor?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:49
GUYS.
GUYS LISTEN.
LISTEN..
GUYS SERIOUSLY LISTEN...
GUYS....
FUCK.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:51
FROM 4CHAN TWITTER FOR FAGGOTS WHO ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LOOK IT UP THEMSELVES:
"4chan 4chan
Server is hosed. Has nothing to do with CloudFlare or an attack. ETA is at least an hour. Go outside and toss a ball around.
2 hours ago "
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:52
Exactly 2 hours ago..
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:54
You must be new here... Everyone knows that the actual estimated time is always the announced ETA + like 6 hours.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:56
>Go outside and toss a ball around.
it's fucking 10pm who am i sopose to toss a ball around with slenderman or some other creepy type of creature from /x/ i dont fucking think so
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:57
"I have a dream... that /b/s main topic of discussions were something other than faggots bitching about who is new and who is old...."
-Martin Nigger King
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:57
CloudFare is probably closed Sunday and also tomorrow for MLK day. I bet CloudFare won't get 4chan up again until Tuesday morning.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:57
>beautiful sunny day outside
>4chan is down
wat do guise?
I have no one to toss a boll with...everyone in this country either hates me, is looking for a reason to call the cops on me or doesn't know I exist and wants to keep it that way.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 21:59
>>372
well do we know for sure that cloudfare will be down for that. or do we even know if the problem was cloudfare?
>>375
I meant ball not boll....although I kinda want a boll now.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:02
>>377
My Grandma is one of the people that hates me and she won't let me bring my dog over so I have to pay this old dude to feed it and take care of it...not even making this shit up.
>>380
I said she didn't understand something I had explained which to her apparently meant I was calling her retarded, I also didn't let my aunt beat me up.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:07
BACK FOR ME
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:09
>>381
well that obviously means she's retarded ha. why was your aunt going to beat you up?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:10
lol, it's been up for a while now, I've been trolling and saying it was still down
>>383
Because my mom mentioned my other aunt to her on skype and that put her in a shitty mood so when I asked her to stop screaming at her computer since it was my day off and I wanted to sleep in she decided to attack me with a large brush and take her shitty feelings out on me.
If it's down in the US also then why do the 'Recent Images' keep changing on the main front page?
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:24
>>392
The homepage is working, but none of the message boards (in USA)
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Anonymous2012-01-15 22:27
>>393
But someone is uploading images because 'Recent Images' keep changing.
I've cleared cookies and done all the usual things but still can't get in. Why do I feel like I'm being trolled?
Guessing people are also getting the currently offline bullshit, fucking retarded, i can acces the 4chan main page but every boerd is supposed to be offline, FUCK, cant live without 4chan
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Anonymous2012-01-16 1:50
>>415
>facepalm
the site is down you fucktard. There is nothing you can do.
Whenever there are cloudflare issues, status always says the boards are live because the status query lands on the cloudflare "website is offline" page.
Which obviously means that status is useless to see if 4chan is actually online.
Fuck you, moot. Really, fuck you.
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Anonymous2012-01-16 1:59
What ever will I do with myself without 4chan?
Why are you forcing me to do something creative with my time moot?
Maybe I'll pick up a book and start studying because of this!
I just want to waste away in peace dammit!
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Anonymous2012-01-16 2:02
RAID!
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Anonymous2012-01-16 2:21
wtf
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Anonymous2012-01-16 2:29
I miss /co/ and I was never able to tell anyone about losing my virginity because I wasn't sure where to post it.
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Anonymouse2012-01-16 2:32
on the upside, maybe now the cancer will go in remission...
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Anonymous2012-01-16 2:58
>>429
No anon, you are the cancer
and then anon was the cancer
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Anonymous2012-01-16 3:15
Wholy fuck!! Tv sucks! and I have fucking insomnia...MOOT YOU FUCK!
TAKE THIS SURVEY BITCHES, HELP US FIGURE OUT THIS GARBAGE
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Anonymous2012-02-07 5:26
So it isn't just me? Other people are getting 503s as well?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 5:30
>503
make it stop!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 5:40
No, were getting those 503's as well.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 6:22
you guys in canada?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 6:27
why moot WHY?!?!?!?
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Cogito Ergo Dubito2012-02-07 7:51
Would it be too counterproductive for us to take down CloudFlare in retaliation? This is fucking ridiculous.
You know, not to be a Macfag here, but we NEVER had 50_ errors and all this trash when the server was running OSX. Now we're on AD with Microshaft Derper 2008 and the site blows all the time. Can it possibly be a coincidence??
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Anonymous2012-02-07 9:22
FINALLY I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE THANK YOU MOOT YOU ARE GOD!
Getting 503's all morning on TimeWarner in LosAngeles. Reset modems/cache/etc...
Cloudflare! UGH!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 17:37
The cloudfare site says that the LA area is experiencing "performance degradation" Im in that area so im guessing thats why the sites down. All I can access is the main page but anything after that results in a 403 page and the word cloudfare-nginx underneath.
So... im guessing we just wait till the site is fixed?
CloudFlare is a content delivery network and distributed Domain Name Server service aimed at enhancing website performance and speed and providing security.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:24
Works fine here, gahahaha.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:36
Fucking cloudshit
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:36
Another AZfag here, getting the same shit.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:48
I want my 4chan back
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:55
From what I've seen Cloudflare has caused more downtime in the past few months than in the 6 years I've been on 4chan. Time to drop them, they just can't get their shit together.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:58
CloudFlare protects and accelerates any website online. We automatically optimize the delivery of your web pages so your visitors get the fastest page load times and best performance.
Clearly...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:03
>>508
This a thousand fucking times.Get rid of these fucking idiots and find someone else. We shouldn't have to be putting up with this shit every single goddamn month.
Califag reporting in: Using AT&T.
Moot, you got to get these guys to step up their game or kick their ass out the uprights, this shit is fucking ridiculous.
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503_is_pissing_me_off2012-02-07 20:05
DNS Resolution Error
You've requested a page on a website (141.101.126.243) that is on the CloudFlare network. Unfortunately, CloudFlare is currently unable to resolve your requested domain (141.101.126.243). There are two potential causes of this:
Most likely: if the owner just signed up for CloudFlare it can take a few minutes for the website's information to be distributed to our global network. Check back in about 5 minutes and the site should be up and running and enjoying all the benefits of CloudFlare.
Less likely: something is wrong with this site's configuration. Usually this happens when accounts have been signed up with a partner organization (e.g., a hosting provider) and the provider's DNS fails.
If you continue to experience this error, you may contact support. Please reference the following information in your message:
Timestamp: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:00:16 -0800
Your IP address: 76.174.***.***
Requested URL: 141.101.126.243/b/
Error reference number: 1001
Server ID: FL_12F1
Process ID: PID_1328662816.314-1-55064558
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/535.7 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/16.0.912.77 Safari/535.7
And with cloudshit, you cant divert around it. sweet!
Direct IP Access Not Allowed
You've requested an IP address that is part of the CloudFlare network. If you are interested in learning more about CloudFlare, please visit our website. (Ref. 1003)
Timestamp: Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:17 -0800
Your IP address: 76........
Requested URL: 199.27.134.243/b/
Error reference number: 1003
Server ID: FL_12F3
Process ID: PID_1328663957.104-1-48602883
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/535.7 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/16.0.912.77 Safari/535.7
>>522
Yup, again. Isn't Cloudflare great! Aren't you fucking excited about their great service! Aren't they a great company that does an excellent job!
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Anonymous2012-02-11 18:55
and now 4chan is loading really slowly
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Anonymous2012-02-12 13:22
Cloudflare sucks so much ass. Their only purpose is to bring down the site.
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Anonymous2012-02-12 13:49
Fuck, anyone else can't post?
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Anonymous2012-02-12 14:54
Cmon moot, people have been complaining about Cloudflare since it's inception, why are you using it?
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Anonymous2012-02-14 5:35
Arg, why the fuck do I keep getting redirected to the front page every other time I refresh a page/try to navigate to a board/open a thread/open a picture/post!?
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Anonymous2012-02-14 5:45
I'm starting to think Moot knew about this would happen ahead of time. I think he's trying to kill 4chan off so he can concentrate on that can.vas crap.
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Anonymous2012-04-02 4:11
Is it back?
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Anonymous2012-04-02 6:42
TROLOLOL
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cloudfaresux2012-05-03 10:44
Im getting cloudfare faggotry on every board on firefox, it's fine with IE though...
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Anonymous2012-05-03 16:12
>bump
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Anonymous2012-06-08 3:12
They probably don't care about 4chan since it is an adult website.
I'm getting cloudflare fucking everywhere, in any browser I try.
Tried wiping my cache and cookies to no avail.
Yet status.4chan.org says everything is up.
What the fuck is this bullshit.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 13:51
>>539
I get that too. It was working just minutes ago.
Flipping fricking fuck.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 14:37
Heh, even the textboards went down for a minute there...
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Anonymous2012-06-30 14:43
Shit moot, get it together
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Anonymous2012-06-30 14:50
It works, you just need golden membership to access it
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Anonymous2012-06-30 15:03
Fucking cloudflare !
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Anonymous2012-06-30 15:14
>>539
It says everything is up because the status check uses your connection to test. When it does, CloudFare sends a snapshot of the webpage, and the check passes as OK.
Just tried it again on a fresh browser install with every trace of the old nuked from orbit with CCleaner. Still seeing posts from April.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:06
The Amazon Cloud crash took out Netflix, Instagram and others. The ripple from that took out random shit like APoD and Draco. Then Cloudflare collapsed, shortly followed by the BoA ATM system.
Small goats are involved.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:10
Cloudfail errors everywhere.
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Anonymous2012-06-30 19:17
>>539,545
It's even worse than that. The status page checks whether the servers are up by checking a file on each one called "ping.js".
(Example: http://boards.4chan.org/ping.js)
The bad part is that CloudFlare considers .js files to be static content. This means that they're cached, and look completely the same regardless of whether the site is up or down. And even if cloudflare didn't cache the script, your browser probably would if you visited the status page while the site was up. This is why it sometimes gives incorrect results.
What it should do is check the HTTP response. The cloudflare error returns "503 Service Temporarily Unavailable", which is probably how http://isup.me determines whether something is down. Of course moot doesn't really give a fuck about the status page, and I suppose we shouldn't either considering there are better status checkers out there.