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Name: WhenIWas 2011-11-17 19:47

Other people are posting inhttp://boards.4chan.org/b/res/363487173 and I can't!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Name: ER Complete DVD Box Set 2012-02-08 13:36

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:33

fucking again .... ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:36

>>522
Yup, again. Isn't Cloudflare great! Aren't you fucking excited about their great service! Aren't they a great company that does an excellent job!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 18:55

and now 4chan is loading really slowly

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 13:22

Cloudflare sucks so much ass.  Their only purpose is to bring down the site.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 13:49

Fuck, anyone else can't post?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 14:54

Cmon moot, people have been complaining about Cloudflare since it's inception, why are you using it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 5:35

Arg, why the fuck do I keep getting redirected to the front page every other time I refresh a page/try to navigate to a board/open a thread/open a picture/post!?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 5:45

I'm starting to think Moot knew about this would happen ahead of time. I think he's trying to kill 4chan off so he can concentrate on that can.vas crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 4:11

Is it back?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 6:42

TROLOLOL

Name: cloudfaresux 2012-05-03 10:44

Im getting cloudfare faggotry on every board on firefox, it's fine with IE though...

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 16:12

>bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-08 3:12

They probably don't care about 4chan since it is an adult website.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-08 10:50

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-08 12:35

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-20 6:19

>>532
Dump your cache, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-20 12:49

FUCKING JEWS BROKE MY 4CHON

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 13:48

I'm getting cloudflare fucking everywhere, in any browser I try.

Tried wiping my cache and cookies to no avail.

Yet status.4chan.org says everything is up.

What the fuck is this bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 13:51

>>539
I get that too. It was working just minutes ago.
Flipping fricking fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 14:37

Heh, even the textboards went down for a minute there...

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 14:43

Shit moot, get it together

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 14:50

It works, you just need golden membership to access it

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 15:03

Fucking cloudflare !

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 15:14

>>539
It says everything is up because the status check uses your connection to test. When it does, CloudFare sends a snapshot of the webpage, and the check passes as OK.

As it's stated in the status page, use http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:19

C'mon moot. Again?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:34

Jews are destroying 4chan

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-06-30 18:37

#SITE IS BACK UP GUYS, GO CHECK IT OUT

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:45

ENTERPRISE QUALITY
Please tell me this is a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:45

Again? It hasn't been three hours moot, do you realise I've had to make a social life in that time. That shit cray

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:46

>>548
Lies.

Just tried it again on a fresh browser install with every trace of the old nuked from orbit with CCleaner. Still seeing posts from April.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 19:06

The Amazon Cloud crash took out Netflix, Instagram and others. The ripple from that took out random shit like APoD and Draco. Then Cloudflare collapsed, shortly followed by the BoA ATM system.
Small goats are involved.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 19:10

Cloudfail errors everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 19:17

>>539,545
It's even worse than that. The status page checks whether the servers are up by checking a file on each one called "ping.js".
(Example: http://boards.4chan.org/ping.js)
The bad part is that CloudFlare considers .js files to be static content. This means that they're cached, and look completely the same regardless of whether the site is up or down.  And even if cloudflare didn't cache the script, your browser probably would if you visited the status page while the site was up. This is why it sometimes gives incorrect results.

What it should do is check the HTTP response. The cloudflare error returns "503 Service Temporarily Unavailable", which is probably how http://isup.me determines whether something is down. Of course moot doesn't really give a fuck about the status page, and I suppose we shouldn't either considering there are better status checkers out there.

Name: urafaget 2012-06-30 20:20

>>550

Fucking moonfaggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-01 3:50

Getting this shit again.

No level of browser purity remedies it for very long.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-01 4:32

>Our server has encountered a problem while trying to process your request.
lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-01 4:37

>Our server has encountered a problem while trying to process your request.

>moot

Name: Nope Urafaggot 2012-07-01 4:44

>>555
Hahahaha you sure sound like a faggot, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-01 12:14

moot is a faget

thankfully I'm banned for the moment so I don't have to deal with this bullshit

Also, moot is a faget

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