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Name: WhenIWas 2011-11-17 19:47

Other people are posting inhttp://boards.4chan.org/b/res/363487173 and I can't!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:39

DEAR 4CHAN

I CLEANED COOKIES BUT THIS NO WORK
WHAT IS THE HAPPEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:40

CloudFlare does more harm then good.
A DDOS could knock the site down for several days, but CloudFlare issues usually only affect a small number of people for a short amount of time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:42

Cloudflare isn't even the problem you guys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:44

>>362
I'm fucking retarded. I meant to say "more good than harm".
The point is it protects against DDOSes, and unfortunately I don't think moot can just switch it off when we're not getting DDOS'd

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:49

http://status.4chan.org/

Status page says everything is working fine. Are we seeing the initial stages of an internet filter/censor?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:49

GUYS.

GUYS LISTEN.

LISTEN..

GUYS SERIOUSLY LISTEN...

GUYS....

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:51

FROM 4CHAN TWITTER FOR FAGGOTS WHO ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LOOK IT UP THEMSELVES:

"4chan 4chan
Server is hosed. Has nothing to do with CloudFlare or an attack. ETA is at least an hour. Go outside and toss a ball around.
2 hours ago "

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:52

Exactly 2 hours ago..

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:54

You must be new here... Everyone knows that the actual estimated time is always the announced ETA + like 6 hours.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:56

>Go outside and toss a ball around.
it's fucking 10pm who am i sopose to toss a ball around with slenderman or some other creepy type of creature from /x/ i dont fucking think so

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:57

"I have a dream... that /b/s main topic of discussions were something other than faggots bitching about who is new and who is old...."

-Martin Nigger King

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:57

CloudFare is probably closed Sunday and also tomorrow for MLK day. I bet CloudFare won't get 4chan up again until Tuesday morning.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:57

>beautiful sunny day outside
>4chan is down
wat do guise?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:58

>>370
ha

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:59

I have no one to toss a boll with...everyone in this country either hates me, is looking for a reason to call the cops on me or doesn't know I exist and wants to keep it that way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 21:59

>>372
well do we know for sure that cloudfare will be down for that. or do we even know if the problem was cloudfare?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:00

>>375
you could get a dog...

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:00

>>375
I meant ball not boll....although I kinda want a boll now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:02

>>377
My Grandma is one of the people that hates me and she won't let me bring my dog over so I have to pay this old dude to feed it and take care of it...not even making this shit up.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:03

>>379
damn.. wtf did you do to be hated so much?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:05

>>380
I said she didn't understand something I had explained which to her apparently meant I was calling her retarded, I also didn't let my aunt beat me up.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:07

BACK FOR ME

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:09

>>381
well that obviously means she's retarded ha. why was your aunt going to beat you up?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:10

lol, it's been up for a while now, I've been trolling and saying it was still down

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:12

Everyone get in here.
Lets take over porn-chan

http://porn-chan.com/b

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:13

http://status.4chan.org/
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/#

Both say that 4chan is working fine.
Are Australians being censored?

Name: Reddit 2012-01-15 22:14

Oh hai guise

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:15

>>386
It's down in USA too

so lets take over http://porn-chan.com/b

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:17

>>383
Because my mom mentioned my other aunt to her on skype and that put her in a shitty mood so when I asked her to stop screaming at her computer since it was my day off and I wanted to sleep in she decided to attack me with a large brush and take her shitty feelings out on me.

I had none of that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:19

>>388
a challenger appears!
http://auschan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:19

wow, it's much faster uploading to http://porn-chan.com/b/ than 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:23

If it's down in the US also then why do the 'Recent Images' keep changing on the main front page?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:24

>>392
The homepage is working, but none of the message boards (in USA)

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:27

>>393
But someone is uploading images because 'Recent Images' keep changing.
I've cleared cookies and done all the usual things but still can't get in. Why do I feel like I'm being trolled?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:30

Holy shit, it's live

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:43

>>385
Welp, time to fap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:51

I really wanted to tell 4chan that I lost my virginity during winter break.


god damn it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:52

>>394
disregard that. i suck cocks.

forgot to restart my browser after clearing my DNS cache. working fine now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:52

>>397
Congratulations bro.

Clappingguy.gif

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 22:54

>>399
I can now say sex is overrated.

It was srsly not all that good, it was meh.
plus I think she had a BO problem.

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