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503 Service Temporarily Unavailable General

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 2:22

Without 4chan there is nothing to do. I think I'm going to kill myself or maybe I should start on my homework.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 3:02

Homework.
GTFO kid.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 3:02

reposting to read the "post successful" screen

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 3:02

You should fap and fap some more.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 3:18

Or play video games

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 3:18

>>2
>homework
>Kid
Nigga, I have Homework too.
Calculus. College. Motherfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 3:25

>>6
>Motherfucker
That must be a hard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:05

Has the government finally shut down 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:13

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/gform?key=0AqmvZhsvlsIWdDVDRnpZMkxQVTdJcFZ5SnlBYmV3R3c&hl=en#chart

Fill out this survey so we can see what's going on

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:15

check em

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:19

>>6

Calculus huh... how you taking dem derivatives and antiderivatives?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:28

>>6
Trig. here. Easy stuff so far

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:35

4chan is down?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:45

>>13
Looks like it no?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 4:58

Why IS 4chan unavailable?
And which country?
Ausfag here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:23

Ugh. Guess I'll fap eat sleep play some vidya.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:25

another ausfag here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:26

>>9 says I need permission?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:42

>>15
Are you with iinet btw?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:54

telstra ausfag here,

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:55

Ausfag thread? Ausfag thread

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:56

seems like it

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:58

>>15
its down for parts of australia and california. if ausbros could be more specific we can pinpoint the exact areas affected. like for cali it's mostly southern california.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:59

Sydney, 4Chan is down :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:59

WHY SYDNEY WHY ARE YOU SO SHITTY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:00

sydney brah

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:00

Socal here wtf man

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:01

Sydfag here. 4chan back up

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:02

Image Boards down in Melbourne here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:02

>>23
NSW - iinet


Rest of you document location and isp

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:03

Sydfag and mine is still down.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:03

Brisbane via Telstra here, 503, 503 everywhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:07

Issue still persisting on both of my Telstra services

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:11

Dodo - Perth down as well but no problems with my mobile net which is Vodaphone...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:18

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:28

Down in the N.T as well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:30

502 here

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:32

central coast fag here (1 hour north of sydney)
still down for me too
also telstrafag
feelsbadman.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:33

Nother ausfag here, Adelaide South Australia

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:35

Santa Fe NM, here.
Can't see shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:35

Brisbane - FawChon is fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:35

>>36
Who let the NT get internet

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:35

anybody got any idea when the fuck it'll be back up and running for us? seriously will an hero if it's not up by this time tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:35

>>42
Guilia Jillard

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaqso2OPVNE

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:38

>>39
Oh I forgot, I'm with Dodo

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:38


>>44
I thought it was Kovon Rod

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:39

Down in brisbane with telstra.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:39

Perth/Ausfag here.
Anyone know what's going on?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:42

Melbourne the master race

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:42

>>50
of chinks

Name: teed 2012-02-07 6:46

tasfag here

FUCKING AUTRALIANS HAVE BEEN BLOCKED!


cunts cunts cunts cunts

cunts cunts cunts cunts

cunts cunts cunts cunts

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:47

I NEED MY /b/ FUCK

Name: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!! 2012-02-07 6:49

AUSTRALIA HAS BEEN BLOCKED FROM 4CHAN!!!!

READ THIS SHIT:

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/07/02/0053220/telstra-starts-implementing-australian-censorship-scheme

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:51

>>54

>Posted by timothy on Friday July 01 2011, @09:46PM
from the demonization-has-its-downsides dept.

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:53

Socal here, no luck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 6:55

socal here, no the other one, still dildoes

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:13

Brisfag here, Telstra. Use Tor, it seems to work with that. ISPs might be pulling a fast one.

Name: Make easy cash (autopilot) 2012-02-07 7:18

1. go to this link: http://megayoutubeviews.com/register-form.php?r=15863

2:create an account

3.click the link to "Click here to return to MegaYouTubeViews "

4. VERY IMPORTANT: click 'allow popups' for google chrome/firefox otherwise this will not work. Also disable programs such as flashblock and addblock.

5. Go to sleep and make a few dollars easy while you sleep!

6. BUY DRAGON DILDOES WITH CASH!
OR, you can actually use your points to get views on your own videos! That way they can get more exposure to more people as they will be listed higher.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:20

damn... Brisbane here. I am copping the same shit as all the others in this town.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:24

Just rang telstra apparently 4chan has been offically blocked due its illegal content.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:24

>>61
shutup cunt, are you being serious?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:27

>>61
But what about all the people on different providers?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:27

>>62
Dead serious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:27

Fucking Australia, stop fucking it up for California

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:28

>>63
Most of Australia's internet providers still go through telstra so I can only assume it would be Australia wide through them all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:30

>>61
0/10
you can't ring telstra at this time of night.
anybody who fell for this rookie troll doesn't deserve to 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:31

>>67
0/10 clearly you dont understand 24/h support lines.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:31

You'd think these boards would be a little more on topic.
Have you guys read this shit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:36

So Cal here, it's down for me as well :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:37

man fuck this shit im going to bed

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 7:54

it cloudflare you cocks you can check the status page they are down in singapoor

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:11

>>72
This.
lrn2internet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:13

>>72
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:14

optusfag here 4chans working for me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:20

Gold Coast telstafag
503 everywhere.....

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:20

Melbourne telstrafag.

I can access the homepage but I can't go to the boards or I get a 503.

I can only access the boards if I use homeworkdude.com or some other tunnel.

It may be the ISP's.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:20

flushed everything i have, still nothing.....

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:21

any non-telstra fags getting 503?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:22

>>77
confirmed.

isp filtering has started??? or am i scare mongering?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:25

>>80
It's happening to people from california, aus and singapore.

It's likely a problem with cloudflare.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:41

>>80
Under the filtering scheme being used, it would only direct to an Interpol page. They also only apply it on their own DNS servers and only use the confines of the Interpol blacklist.
This is of course aside from the fact that cloudflare's being hammered

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:45

>>82
so are you saying there is a filtering scheme in affect?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:02

Oh god, Im jumping to conclusions.
eg>Is this filtering scheme serious? It will potentially start a fucking war. Fine I love 4chan but if filtering begins here where will it end? Did shit just get real?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:07

Student at Oregon State University here - Can't access any boards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:09

tinfoil hat general?

Califags, Ausfags and Singaporefags are suffering from 503.

https://www.cloudflare.com/system-status.html

look at the LA and Singapore server status.

Australia relies of LA's servers.

It's not your ISP's go to bed children,

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:09

There is no filtering scheme going on here. Two of CloudFlare's servers are out, which has knocked out access to California and most of Australia. People are able to get to the main page and the text boards, only the image boards are 503ing. I can even load images if I'm directly linked to them. If it was filtering, we would have zero access to any part of 4chan.

It's just another sever fuck up that happens all the goddamn time with 4chan. Stop freaking out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:10

>>86
ITS THE GUBERMENT I TELL YA WHAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:13

attack mitigated in LA and SIN.
Tweeted Tue Feb 07 05:59:47 +0000 2012

attack returned in SIN using a different vector. mitigating again.
Tweeted Tue Feb 07 06:29:20 +0000 2012

Oh sweet it's an actual thing going on. I thought it was just CloudFlare being dickbutts again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:28

>>89
9gag is claiming responsibility for it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:49

Holy god, it's still down. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:56

Ventura, CA. It's out here.
And I sold my xbox to buy an AR-15 lower receiver.
And my computer is so shitty it can barely run STALKER.
I have nothing to do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:57

>>90
9gag would claim responsibility for anything to get attention.
and even if they are, only being able to take down 1 or 2 servers? How fucking pathetic is that?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 10:10

Oxnard Ca here, we should totally hit up Ihop breakfast, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 10:16

OC Ca here, its out here as well. Guess its time for some vidya games.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 10:42

Ausfag in Brisbane, can't live without my 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 10:47

Socal SGV shits been down since last night, I was hoping for it to be back up by the morning, nao I'm fucking bored at work and can't lurk through my phone!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 11:08

Sorry everyone. I was looking at some shemale porn last night. Obviously god does not want me looking at that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 11:11

It's not just down for Australia, it's down for everyone. Duh.

also, czech em

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 11:16

chechnya

is down for 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 11:20

Well, looks like it's time to become a productive member of society.

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:00

check'em

Name: anonymous 2012-02-07 12:06

Pretty sure it's down for Hawaii as well

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:07

Down in New Mexico.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:07

Perthfag here down with iinet, also down on ma mobile with telstra

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:11

i'm ready... i'm ready... depression...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:19

ITS DA GUBERMINT. HIDE UR LOLIS /V/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:21

>4chan down
Welp, there goes 100% of my internet usage.
I guess I'll go take a walk and think about suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:35

You want insurance? Maybe I give insurance. Maybe I give PUNCH IN FACE


Check That

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:38

May I suggest merging with this thread: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1328595909

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 13:20

>>40
>mfw I'm in Santa Fe too
shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 13:25

SoCal here, 4chan works on my phone but not on my PC.

fuck technology

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 13:47

The worst thing about 4chan being down isn't that it down, it's that it's not down for everyone. I bet there are threads about "lol look at all these fags who can't access 4chan."

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 13:48

>>113
That would imply they know, or care, that we're missing.

But, just like in the real world, no one cares.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 13:51

Daygo Do Dirty, socal here, this is weird because i was just living in AUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:03

116 get

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:03

117 get

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:13

>my face when no 4chan
>my face when you can't post images



I can't go back to normals forums, i just can't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:17

>>118
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan

You know you want to.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:18

>>119
Fucking die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:34

Cloudfare

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:36

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:48

Test

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:49

this is garbage what efven hap

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:13

>>94
Ventura, CA here, that's a pretty fucking good idea. cept it's no longer breakfast.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:16

/v/ is back fucking finally.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:16

So basically people near the Pacific can't see shit.  ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:17

>>126
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj7G35H-Q-g

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:17

>>126
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:19

>>125

Ventura? I'm from Ventura! I'm having the same problem. At least it's not just me. I was a little worried for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:22

is this real life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:22

< huntington beach

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:23

>>130
Damn, never knew that anybody besides a couple of my friends around here went on /v/, let alone 4chan.
I'm usually not on /v/ myself, but there isn't a /k/ text board :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:23

Cloudflare tweeted: FRA had a large attack hitting it. That attack has been mitigated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:30

santa ana

goddamn hell ass cunt. skyrim creation kit out and can't talk about incoming loli hueg butt dragon waifu mods

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:31

What is this I doesn't even afraid of accidentally!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:35

People should tweet CF again.  Apparently they think they've fixed the problem...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:37

>>137
They have. Boards are back for SoCal and Australia.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:40

>>137
I did

CloudFlare Tweeted: We are still working on the network in AMS. Will update soon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 15:41

>>138
Fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:42

Southern California, Riverside area. Down for me too. Can still access through proxies but it's kind of a pain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:47

>>141
SoCal San Bernardino IE down overe here too...dont feel like proxying

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:47

Still down in Phoenix AZ. Oh well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:21

Down in Mexico, eat shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:25

I NOTICE THAT ON FEBRUARY 5TH THEY REROOTED USERS WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY DOING THAT TODAY?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:26

>>143
Eat shit Phoenix
From, Tucson.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:31

>>145
ITS THE JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:53

>>92
>>94

Venturafag here too, lets go smoke or something! haha

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:04

"IT'S THE END OF THE INTERNETZ AS WE KNOW IT....I FEEL FIIIIIINE"

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:04

>>148
mitebecool.jpg, i don't generally smoke. I do grow though.
my random bagseed plant is about a month away from harvest.
ahhhh california.
The funny thing is that because it's mostly socal and ausfailia that are experiencing server trouble, it's a rare opportunity to only be able to talk to people who live somewhat close.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:09

>>150

I need to learn to grow so bad. I have my card, I can legally do it haha

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:10

>>150

And yeah, you're right, it is everyone from SoCal (and Austrailia) right now. Weird, but cool.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:12

Um, Phoenix Arizona is suffering this irritation as well. :P

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:14

Computer at home (ausfag) accesses site fine. Wireless account 503s.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:16

*sigh* I miss /gif/ and /toy/ :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:18

NIGGA I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT /v/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:19

My life is meaningless without /v/. ;_; Kill me now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:22

NIGGA STOLE MY /V/

I'MMA BUST A CAP!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:26

>>151
It's not very difficult. I grow hydroponically, and I've kept my startup cost low by just surrounding my plant with a fuckton of CFLs. As long as the plant gets a ton of lumens, it doesn't seem to care whether it got them from one expensive bulb and ballast, or a bunch of cheap little CFLs. It's fun to grow, too. I have a cabinet literally FULL of hydroponic nutrients I got when I visited the hydro expo in SF a few years back. I can probably give you some if you want.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:30

>>40

Albuquerquebro here, also down for us.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:30

so another words your telling is weneed to grow and smoke more nigger weed?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:31

Mexico here, Cloudfare confirmed shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:32

>>159
I just don't think I have the time right now. Also, I'm in a very small apartment. It does have a nice closet but I just don't think I can right now. When I get a house with a few friends then I will probably start.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:34

So I have a huge backlog of video games I've been wanting to play yet for some reason I keep coming back here. Shit, I need to get it together.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:35

west hollywood california here. shit sucks

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:35

KING OF GETS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:36

>>164

Only casuals play videogames.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:37

Hughesnet Satellite internet user here

I'm getting 503 on boards.4chan.org as well.
I live in Texas but my ISP's servers are in Maryland.

I was able to browse fine from my local college's internet connection, though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:37

>>164
>playing video games
>2012

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:38

>>163
That's a good plan. I don't have much room either, but I need the money, so the corner of my room is my designated grow area lol. Thankfully, my roommates are laid-back guys and disregard the illegal shit I do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:40

Breaking News MSNBC: "CloudFlare and Moot are having Jew sex." More at 11pm

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:43

Finally a break to play some video games

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:49

>>153

Yea it sucks, thought it was something on my end but im glad its not

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:49

Is it back yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:51

>>174
nope

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:57

Why is it i am able to see http://www.4chan.org/ but not the boards? Im jealous that im missing out on quality threads like "Favorite Shooter Level Ever," "Steam Avatars thread; less go," "So /v/, why haven't you preordered..."

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:57

Finally. Back to /v/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:01

>>176

Because Cloudfare is being attacked by jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:04

SoCal here too as well. Guess I'll have to play video games now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:07

Alright you niggers who don't know how to use a proxy.

1. Go to spys.ru, if you can't translate it or read it go google the english version

2. Choose a fucking proxy

3. Go to your internet options from your browser or control panel

4. Go to the connections tab and open lan settings

5. Click proxy server, fill the boxes with proxy you found, click ok

Tadah, you can try to browse /v/ if your proxy works.

Name: Cloudflake Cockblocker 2012-02-07 19:09

>>151
It's not rocket science. Plant your seeds in yogurt cups and grow them maybe a foot high or a bit more. Then switch to 12 on/12 off so they flower. Do this long enough to identify and purge the males. Then go back to 24 hour light, only now you have half as many plants to tend. When they get big enough, take some cuttings and root them so you never have to go back to seedlings. Then flower the parent plants, wait, and harvest!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:09

Another Adelaidefag here, i was going to play vidya but then the vidya i like was down for maintenance.
SOE AND MOOT ARE IN CAHOOTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:10

Another Adelaidefag here, i was going to play vidya but then the vidya i like was down for maintenance.
SOE AND MOOT ARE IN CAHOOTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:11

>>182
>>183
Please excuse my retardation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:12

Hmm

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:13

Cloudfare's website says the servers are Online now, but I still get 503

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:15

It's the end of days, /v/. It's happening.
Best get raping, you don't want to die virgins, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:16

>>187
I might be able to be a wizard after death.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:16

>Lose virginity
>never become wizard
I UNDERSTAND MORE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY KNOW.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:19

>implying I'm from murrika

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:47

Russian master race reporting in.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:48

Oh boy, a filthy slav thinks it's a master race.  How hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:49

>>192
How about fuck you, American dog.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:49

I'm honestly not sure if I'm a virgin or not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:50

>>194
This is a story i want to hear.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:51

>>194

You are.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:52

>>195
Basically, it comes down to whether or not sticking a finger inside your sleeping little sister counts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:52

>>194
Go on...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:52

Imagine all the faggots posting on /v/ right now

Fuck them, well start our own image board. With blackjack, and hookers

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:53

>>197

I sure hope so. I've been telling everyone I'm not a virgin for years now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:54

>>195
I had a dream once that my mother was raping me, holding me down with one hand while she rode my cock. When I woke up, there was a bit of cum on me and I could smell a fishy smell on my dick. I never had the guts to confront my mother about this in case I was wrong... So I don't know if I'm still a virgin or not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:54

>>197
I don't think it counts. Its also a bit creepy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:54

>>199

Wait, forget the hookers. We're too socially awkward to touch them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:55

>>201

I wish i could post reaction images here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:55

>>201
Could be just a wet dream and poor hygiene. Man that would be an awkward conversation.
Still you have no 4chan now, what else are you going to do? Go talk to her now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:56

Well for all zero of you who care, MAGIC THE GATHERING TACTICS IS UP FROM MAINTENANCE!
Time for vidya.

Name: Cloudflake Cockblocker 2012-02-07 19:56

>>180

That'd be great if every proxy didn't get banned virtually instantly, since anyone trying to post is going to be perceived as flooding (since there are others from the same proxy).

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:58

>>207

This, and if it's anything like TOR they'll all be banned already.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:00

>>207

Well, it's a temporary fix if anything.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:01

has anyone contacted moot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:01

>>205
Can't do that, bro. She's dead.

Honestly, though. She had that thin 80s, spandex, work out chick look at the time, so if it was actually her, and I did have enough evidence at the time to assume it was her, at least I got fucked by a hot girl girl in my lifetime. And I can at least remember what a pussy feels like, since the dream (or reality) was so vivid. I just never had the guts to actually confront her with it.

Name: Cloudflake Cockblocker 2012-02-07 20:02

>>209

The only permanent fix is DUMP CLOUDFUCKER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:04

>>199

The annoying part is that I get to see them discussing things but I can't take part in it. I want to talk about stuff too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:06

>>211
>>201
That's kind of hot. Except for the dead part, that's terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:08

I just want to discuss my video games.
Fuck everything.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:08

FUCKING EVERYONE CONTACT MOOT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:09

>>215
Go ahead. Discuss video games here now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:10

>>217
It's not the same without the silly pictures.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:11

>>218
I know, right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:17

checkem

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:17

HEY
ITS BACK UP

TIME FOR NON VIDYA

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:17

^ fail

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:17

ABC

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:20

Dubs, followed by the SUM OF DUBS! OMG!
<-- CHECK IT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:24

>>225 GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:37

>that feel when there's someone madly F5ing this page hoping for someone to post saying that everything has been solved

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:44

>>226
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:46

>>226
Everything has been solved

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:46

>>226
>that feel when nobody talked to moot and he thinks everything is A-ok

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:48

>>227

It's ok. Everything is going to be alright.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:48

Hope this fixes soon, I dislike playing vidya.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:48

my life is crumbling

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:48

Question, what are the other text boards ? I know about /games/ duh and /prog/ anything else ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:49

Victoria here, Telstra Velocity.
Yep, even Fiber Optic is getting 503 assfuckery.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:50

>>233
click Text Boards next to Navigation under Video Games at the top

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:50

>>229
I emailed moot earlier.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:51

Chile here. Nothing here as well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:51

>>233

Check the navigation board above.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:54

>>237
Chilean here aswell. Do you have any idea why are we being affected by this shit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:56

>>236

"I received an email from one of the goys, Mr. Goldsteinweinerberg."

"Good, Christopher... the plan is going perfectly..."

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:58

That feel when I'm watching the /v/ catalog , and they don't even know that we can't get in.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:01

>>240
The west coast and Australia were only the first steps. Soon, all of 4chan will be down.

And then it will return.
After 9 years of development.
With hats.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:02

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:03

Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:04

anyone have moot on aim?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:04

maybe we should all spam the irc chat until we are noticed

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:05

He responded to a thread earlier, IIRC.

He's aware of the problem, no matter what.  It's cloudflare that's the issue, and he has no control over it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:05

>>239
Nope, been like this all day long.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:06

>>248
And yesterday night.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:08

503 error here, looks almost exactly like the 503 errors I used get on paheal

philippines - ISP is Smart Broadband- canopy tech
been down since yesterday morning for me.

this is getting REAL frustrating, I used to still be able to go to 4chan via Opera Turbo but some ass abused the fuck out of it and now that proxy is blocked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:09

>>247
He should update his status page so people won't get confused.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:10

EVERYONE CONTACT CLOUDFARE

Name: Cloudflake Cockblocker 2012-02-07 21:15

Yes, he does have control over it. He can TURN OFF CLOUDFLARE in the site's configuration settings.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:16

Yes, turn off the service that hosts 4chan, what a great idea.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:17

>>254
Fuck yes it is. If we can't have 4chan, nobody should have it. That or they were implying get a nonshit service host. It's been nearly 24 hours and shit's still not fixed

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:19

>>256
At first, I was going to respond.

But then, I checked your dubs.

Name: Cloudflake Cockblocker 2012-02-07 21:24

>>254

Cloudflare is a caching and load balancing service. IT DOESN'T HOST THE SITE. They can (and should) be dumped. Either another Cloudfucker site is being attacked (in which case it's stupid to take the hit with them), or 4chan is being attacked (in which case it's Cloudpuke that should dump 4chan), or Cloudfail is lying about the state of their servers in Los Angeles and Singapore, in which case it should ROUTE AROUND THEM -- but since it doesn't, 4chan should ROUTE AROUND CLOUDFLAKE.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:25

>>257
Nice series of insults.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:28


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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:29

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Protect your website from a range of online threats from spammers to SQL injection to DDOS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:32

9gag
Being the third member of the human centipede, right behind reddit and 4chan, since 2011.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:34

Text Boards
Now exclusively for Californians and Filipinos.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:34

9gag literally eats our shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:34

>>262
AND Mexicans(Mexifag here)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:35

And australians
>>262

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:36

>>262
and New Mexicans

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:37

>>262
and singaporians

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:37

9gag doesn't eat our shit.

They eat reddit's shit.  Which is a step lower, since Reddit eats our shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:38

>>262
But not New Yorkers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

>>269
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:40

>>268
Which is why they're third in the centipede. They eat reddit's shit, which is shat out by us.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

>>237
This guy. It's back for me at least.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

Back for me now.

TIME TO WASTE MY TIME

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

>>272
YES IT'S BACK HERE IN CHILE
I'M CRYING

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

BACK FOR ME!
Give it a shot now, guys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

ITS BACK BABY!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:46

OH SWEET JESUS THEY AIN'T LYING THIS TIME

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:46

IT'S BACK HOLY SHEET

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:47

IT'S FUCKING BACK HOLY SHIT

I'M CRYING

I LOVE YOU FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:48

SHIT IS BAAAAAAACK


HAHA TIME FOR NOVIDYA

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:50

FUCKING FINALLY! BUT WHY HAVE THERE BEEN OTHER PEOPLE POSTING ALL DAY?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND. FUCK IT. I'M SO HAPPY!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:51

VIVA M00T!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:53

4CHAN IS BACK FAGGOTS HAAHAHAHAHAHAH LIFE IS GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:54

but its only half back for me
the page shows up but its in offline mode

im all alone now
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:57

>>284
I'm still here Anon

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:57

>>284
Click "retry live version" or delete your cookies

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:59

>>285
>>286
I got it now

im finally
home

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:03

>GO GO GO GO GO
>my face when

FUCKING GLORIOUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:10

I was being a productive member of society but then 4chan came back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 21:24

test post

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:25

it's happening again

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:27

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WHY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:27

IT WAS STORYTIME ON /co/!! AND THE STORY WAS ENDING!! DAMN IT! NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW THE FEUD BETWEEN THE T-REX FAMILY AND THE RAPTOR FAMILY ENDED!!

DAMN IT ALL!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:27

503 Service Temporarily Unavailable

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:28

M0000000000000000000000000T!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:28

damn it m00t wtf are you doing?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:28

FUCKING CLOUDFAGS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:29

again?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:29

>>298
again!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:30

OH!! almost up, I got the page but it's loading reeeeeeeaaaally slowly!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:32


>>300
nvm

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:33

>Website is currently unreachable

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:33

Oh boy, here we go again.

Venturafag here. Where my SoCalfags at?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:34

THANK GOD IT'S UP!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:35

Bakersfield was here, everyone else has great air quality and I am jealous as FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:37

ITS BACK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:38

Lies

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:42

Suck my cock moot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:44

ITS KEEP HAPPENING

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:48

>303
H-here.
Redlandsfag reportin' in.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:50

Fuck, meant
>>303
Anyways Southern California>Northern California
Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 23:51

This is trash, I need to make at least 5 more Tera threads before the end of the night to fill my quota. FIX THIS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 18:56

Is 4chan loading really slowly/not finishing loading for anyone else?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 19:00

>>310
Yucaipa>Redlands

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 19:39

502/503 general AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 20:27

not really 503 for me, the boards just won't finish loading, except for /f/, that's fine.
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