Australian on Telstra. Maybe it's not peoples' ISPs then.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 2:55
at&t in socal. what a shitty ISP.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 2:56
Charter in Nevada here
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peepoothewise2012-02-07 2:58
OP here, Cox in Arizona
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:04
Another problem haver. Was browsing just normally until suddenly everything was 503.
Southern California, Time Warner.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:05
WTF I'm getting the same cloudflare thing. SoCal here with time warner.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:06
Ausfag here. I'm getting a 503 on everything too.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:06
I'm in Los Angeles
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:07
>Home | CloudFlare | The web performance & security company
>https://www.cloudflare.com/
>Offers free and commercial, cloud-based services to help secure and accelerate websites. Includes features, pricing and testimonials.
Interesting...
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/b/r/other2012-02-07 3:07
Cox in AZ here too feelsbadman.png
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:07
AT&T DSL, Southern California. Same situation as #29, it was working just fine until it suddenly 503'd.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:07
So apparently we are narrowing it down to Aussies and Americans living in the western side of the states.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:08
Well.
Obviously someone ddosed it.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:08
I'm scared guys.
Hold me.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:10
>>37
Not so sure about that since if you look on archive.foolz.us people are still actively posting without a mention of 4chan being down.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:13
What the fuck is happening.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:13
I can get onto pretty much every page except any of the boards. There are definitely people still posting with no trouble, because the recent topics and images are changing when I refresh the homepage. What the fuck is going on?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:15
ITZ THE GUBERMANT.
THEY TAK EAWAY OR INTERNET
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:16
Has anybody emailed Moot about this issue yet?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:16
>>39
It's definitely still up. I can see people posting new threads when I refresh the home page, I just can't get onto the boards.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:16
Cableone AZ (Cox doesn't get out to me yet xD) also getting same error
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:17
This is bull. DSLExtreme here
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:17
I'm in SoCal, using Ygnition.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:17
How the fuck are we suppose to fap with no pics
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:18
in hawaii also
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:18
in AZ here with Qwest
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:18
Is 4chan sick D=. do we have Doctors in the BBS i'm scared. Hold ME.D:
#36: Australia gets its connections via cables to Tokyo and Los Angeles. This is probably causing them to be routed to the same load-balancing servers as Southern California (and apparently Arizona and Nevada). It looks like it is the Cloudfare load-balancing server that is having the problems.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:30
/v/irgin here, except im not
GOT MY HAWKEN CALLSIGN
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:31
/a/ and /v/, /sci/ and /toy/ if I'm really bored. Used to be a btard until things really went to shit around the time everyone started wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.
/b/tard here, Socal, not sure what ISP we got here cuz I'm at work at a hospital. We should probably have a mass suicide and come back when the 503 dies.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:44
east coast , aus here
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:45
socal fag here too. GOVT ATTACKS 4CHAN O SHII
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:45
>>94
what else is there to do on a monday night? srsly
>>115
that's the point, DON'T YOU GET IT, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:51
I'm from Singapore and also having the same 503 problem.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:51
>>114
I was contemplating it but no one can here me scream in there
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:51
I'm from Singapore and also having the same 503 problem.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:52
>>118
And that is what the US government wants you to think. Inception.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:53
This is so gay. I hate this board. I want my 4chan back.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:53
>>122
well shit. I'm going to go blow up a large building now, there is nothing else I can do. bye
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:53
SoCal, COX
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:54
I can use imageboards with hotspot shield
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:55
This shit is gay. Clearly the hand of god is involved, let us cut off the hand...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:56
I have no home board; I'm a nomad, lurking ceaselessly among /fa/, /lit/, /x/, /b/ and /adv/. Sometimes (but rarely) I'll step foot on other territory...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:56
Maybe if we e-mail moot he'll get off his lazy ass and fix this! amiriteguise?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 3:56
Moot needs to get his shit together.
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chimi2012-02-07 3:59
damn it its been down for hours verizon from southern california /wg/ relieved to see its not just me.... back to cod
Guys I'm scared, it's still 503, any news from Moot or anyone called their ISP in South California to see what the issue is? I am freaking out mang... I need my fix mang...
>>132
implying that hidemyass actually works for shit.
>still using proxies
>2012
ISHYGDDSFNDFAFLD
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:04
So why the fuck I'm not getting any cloudfare errors? Every time I try access any board it just stays in a forever state of loading.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:04
got hot spot shield. after getting an IP it tells me I'm banned for CP. then I DC and reconnect it and now I'm all gooood. later, I'm off to the promised land.
...
...
...
..
OH GOD OH SHIT THERE ARE DICKS AND PONIES EVERYWHERE, FUCK FUCK FU oh wait that's just /b/
don't just enter 4chan.org enter the exact url of board you want to go to. however you won't be able to post
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:04
basically like Tor, it bans most of the outgoing IPs because it either detects the proxy or some jerk just uses it to be a douche...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:05
Ausfag here, Cloudfare is blocking all the boards on my desktop, and netbook but my phone can still load the pages using my wifi, wtf?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:05
>>135
You still are unable to post, meaning I could just back to browsing the archive, which is no fun.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:07
BREAKING NEWS: CNN "Founder 4chan, Christopher Poole "Moot", found dead in his home, along, nude and on PCP. Police said it wasn't drugs or sex. Appear to have commit sudoku."
Use this for now if you browse /a/,/jp/,/tg/,/m/,/u/,/tv/
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:09
Seeing as I have nothing better to do, anyone have any idea why the 3G on my new phone is telling me I've been banned for posting CP a year before I got the phone?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:09
take the survey so we can find out what the fuck this is
So a sacred google document foretold the truth.. it is the Jews...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:31
>>179
Who the fuck would want to fuck with 4chan... again...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:34
fucking singapore servers get your shit together
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:34
Apparently the 503s from Australia aren't occurring to all users. Someone in SA says he can access things fine. Could be they're using the Perth and Port Hedland cables and being fine, but, there's nothing pointing to that at this time
What country do you live in?
>AMERICA BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH/MURRIKA
jesus fucking christ my sides...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:43
Maybe 4chan finally got blocked by the entire western world? FML
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:43
CHECK EM
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:44
Cloudflare get your shit together. I am missing mine non vidya
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:44
>not reading SCP articles while this gets fixed
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Anonymous2012-02-07 4:44
anutta socal fag here, i got sbcglobal which i think uses at&t, just tried /b/ and a few other boards, none of em work, im getting this same 503 shit, maybe this is some kind of mass ban
WE FUCKING WARNED YOU ALL 2012 WOULD HAPPEN! IT STARTS WITH THE WORST PARTS OF THE WORLD LIKE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA AND AUSTRALIA. YOU WERE WARNED!!!!!! btw, u mad?
>>262
>mfw when I'll never play Red for the first time again
>mfw I remember that I'm getting older and soon, my consciousness will cease to exist
Why bro. Why.
I too had the 503 page come up but got around it with a proxy and the image servers are indeed up. Got banned after about 3 posts though due to using a proxy, bastards. I'm in Los Angeles with At&t BTW
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Anonymous2012-02-07 5:10
>> 287 Sharpie?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 5:10
well I'm in NZ and I'm getting it too ): least I'm not the only one
Anybody got a count on how many people have been hurt by Hurricane 503?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 5:45
>>404
Well Tom it seems to be a Pacific coastal phenomenom affecting parts of the higher Southern Pacific countries and lower Northern Pacific countries. Such countries include the United Sates of Murrika in highly populated areas like Southern California and the Australia which who the fuck gives a shit about quite frankly.
so with this being a dubs thread, how the fuck am i going to agkzest mai fortzc@@|\| evar egen?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 6:12
I will give $5 paypal to whoever gets dubs with their email.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 6:14
Someone must don the title of Eggman and destroy that pesky SONIC!
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Eggmon2012-02-07 6:15
I'll destroy ze sanic mon!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 6:19
if any1 wondering why thsi is happening see here: https://www.cloudflare.com/system-status.html los angeles cloudfare shit is fucked up and so is singapore thus socal is fucked over for now
ive been here all night and the threads slowed down anyways
theres almost no one here now
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:31
Bump
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:32
Check
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:33
My
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:33
DUBS
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We3Dnow2012-02-07 7:33
It's a sign gentlemen, we have been chosen by the Internet God to venture out as ambassadors to the 3D world.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:34
See what I did there? Doubled my dubs, 522 @ 07:33.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:34
>523
i think you meant its time to switch to reddit
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:35
But, why us? Why now? I'm not ready for this!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:36
its time
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:36
Ausfag, 503 on everything.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:36
>>519 that's because it's 4 effin 30 in California where the net is fucked. We just about all gave up and passed out drunk by now anyway.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:36
its time to go to reddit
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:36
and browse 9gag
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:36
>>525
Fuk dat, I 4chan doesn't come back I'm going to 7chan
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:37
>2012
>still browsing 4chan
wtf are you doing bros
why are you not fucking non-traps/faggots?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:37
Go to 7chan people
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:38
>>39
I think this guy >>37 is partly right. CloudFlare's CA servers are being ddosed, and for some retarded reason, Australia connects to the CA servers.
>>242 I leave for three hours, come back and were over 500 posts? yeah, should hit >>1000 with in a few more hours at this rate. Especially if socal folks wake up in a couple more hours w/o their precious 4chon...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:44
>mfw this thread is dying
>mfw I have no face
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:45
>>535
Singapore is attacked and Australia is closest to it
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Anonymous2012-02-07 7:48
>mfw I've been in this thread since >>20 and I'm fucking pissed cuz 4chan is my primary source for entertainment at work, I'm sure in a few hours when I go home to sleep it'll be back up.
The imageboards aren't down, but anyone from California, Australia and Singapore are getting a 503 error, probly due to an attack on cloudshare servers... https://www.cloudflare.com/system-status
Well this is my first fucking time using these murky fucking txt boards in half a goddamn decade and I'm pissed some cunt needs to fucking get their shit together and fix this niggeblem fuck you doubles guy too ya fucken fagget
All of you fuckers are fucking gay as hell, the room is spinning, real fast, because of the gayness! I'm fucking sick of not being on 4chan god damnit! dickshittingnipples.jpeg
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:44
im probably never going back to 4chan image board, this fucking cloudfaggets, made me embreyonic to the /lounge/
she'll be commin' round the mountain when she comes . . .
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:55
anyone know any other websites that use cloudflare?
Do they work?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:55
Hahaha!!!! Yes!!!! I got my dubz back!!!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:55
To Jerusalem my army goes.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:56
Even this thread is slowing down
THEY'RE TEARING US APART!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:56
^ Fuckin Jew ^
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:57
Well lads, I've put in my share of the fight, and dubs and trips, I get off work in 3 minutes and I'm going home and to bed. I expect a full recovery of 4chan when I awaken.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 8:58
i just wnana say one thing:
since 2007 I my joy when using the internet has decreased.
I blame web2.0, girls and facebook.
Web 1.0 was the best because the only people using the internet were people who had learned how or were noobs and easily trolled. Those days were fun, people had legit original fun trolling nubs and also doing fun shit (half intelligent shit, half dumb shit).
The common faggets from the outside world didn't encroach on our turf coz they had no idea how to fucken do it. We had our own place, it was fucked at times, but overall, it was good.
Now, with web 2.0 and everybitch calling themselves a 'nerd' because nerdiness is in vogue because 'nerds' run big businesses bsaed around social media now, every new cunt on the internet is a fucking vapid selfish attention whore. They have slithered into every fucking corner of the web 2.0, there are only some secret and ancient dens left where the old nabs like me and you and that guy over there tappin away at his mechanical keyboard (he hasn't moved for six days). This place, /lounge/ has reminded me of those good web 1.0 days. Fuck the new web 2.0. Fuck the new breed of internet user. Fuck this new shit. Fuck this gay earth.
so this girl had a penis for a bellybutton ring, but it got all moldy so she wiped her period with it and sold it as a hot dog with ketchup and relish to the youth pastor.
It is pretty sad that SFBE came on here, looking to make a name for himself, but he had nothing to offer, and so his "Super FatBoy Extreme" introduction became nothing but "Shaved For Better Entry", and rightfully so, since that is the price one must pay for being a contentless semi-participant.
SFBE is a loser. I now openly call out /lounge/ to perform the collective action that always needed to be done, and totally ignore SFBE's poastings. Duly ignored in his entirety, SFBE will soon enough give up his foolish connection to /lounge/ and make for other pastures... those perhaps being more tolerant of his pathetic nature and void-like contributions.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 11:10
>>651
None that I know of, beside using a proxy that isn't based in one of the dark spots.
And I've been down for over 10 hours. Fuck my life. Wat do now?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 11:42
>>678
And isn't already banned due to the actions of a fuckwad (which seems to be all of the ones I try).
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Anonymous2012-02-07 12:11
go try google translate
you won't be able to post and see images though
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Anonymous2012-02-07 12:12
has been unavailable since last night... suddenly 503, 503 everywhere
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Anonymous2012-02-07 12:36
I'm getting the same shit bro
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Anonymous2012-02-07 12:40
I'm not okay with this.
503's everywhere.
time to an hero.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 12:57
The intelligence disposal facility on 4chan in America's Faggot Archipelago was attacked and captured by Next-Generation Console Fags being led by members of OBAMA-CONGRESS. They're demanding that Moot turn over the lolis and copyrighted materials and they say that if their demands are not met within 24 hours, they'll launch a permanent takedown.
You'll have two mission objectives. First, you're to rescue DERPA chief, Moot and the President of /co/, Twilight Sparkle. Both are being held as hostages. Secondly, you're to investigate whether or not the feds have the legality to launch a takedown... and stop them if they do.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 12:58
Cox and qwest AZ, been down since last night. I NEEDSMY/POL/
Should i give a punch on her face ?
My bf'ex girlfriend always jealous bcoz the boy always be mine...she alwys spread a bad rumors about me ...she really makes me angry...should I give a punch on her face?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 15:45
The weird thing is that most imageboard users aren't aware of this
>>733
Hence why although there are a bunch of /b/tards here, the thread hasn't gone to shit. The ones present here are at least somewhat educated about 4chan
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Anonymous2012-02-07 15:48
>736
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Anonymous2012-02-07 15:49
737
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Anonymous2012-02-07 15:52
Hey 4chan /b/ here. we just ddos your board. umad? yeah umad.
Its been two days now guys...is 4chan coming back? Guys?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 16:55
Yep, aussie on telstra here, goddamn 503
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Anonymous2012-02-07 16:55
>>285 back again.... I dreamed of reaching 4chanland...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 16:57
Getting 503s here as well since last night. I'm in Hawaii, imageboards don't work on my Time Warner cable line or my Sprint phone. The front page works, though - just enough to taunt me, showing all those people happily posting images, oblivious to the plight of their brethren.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 16:57
>>773
Damn it, no word from patchworks for over an hour. We're losing men here!
I am the Bone of my intertubes...
Sage is my Body and impatience is my Blood.
I have waited over a Thousand Hours,
Unknown to Moot,
Nor known to Cloudflare.
Have withstood downtime to whine many complaints
Yet those words will never affect Anything.
So, as I sage--
UNLIMITED 503 WORKS
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Anonymous2012-02-07 17:09
I am the JAM of my intertubes...
Sage is my JAM and impatience is my Blood.
I have waited over a Thousand JAMs,
Unknown to JAM,
Nor known to JAM.
Have withstood downtime to whine many JAMs
Yet those words will never affect JAM.
So, as I JAM--
JAM
Hey guys I need help being a faggot. I want to be a faggot so I can have the desire to green text, but without being a faggot I don't have the desire to green text. Please teach me how to be a faggot?
3.click the link to "Click here to return to MegaYouTubeViews "
4. VERY IMPORTANT: click 'allow popups' for google chrome/firefox otherwise this will not work. Also disable programs such as flashblock and addblock.
5. Go to sleep and make a few dollars easy while you sleep!
6. BUY DRAGON DILDOES WITH CASH!
OR, you can actually use your points to get views on your own videos! That way they can get more exposure to more people as they will be listed higher.
I AM IN SOUTHERN CALI I CAN ACCESS BOARDS ON MY PHONE, METROPCS 4G BUT NOT ON VERIZON FIOS DESKTOP. 2:43PM PST.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 17:46
>>39
This. I've resorted to lurking the foolz archive instead. Weird thing is, I can access 4chan.org and images.4chan.org but boards.4chan.org is just gone for me. But that's on my laptop. On my phone, I can access the boards just fine through the same wifi connection my computer is using. Maybe it is an IP problem. Fuck.
WHY DONT WE FUCKING TELL CLOUDFLARE THAT THE MITIGATING ISN'T DOING SHIT AND THAT SIN AND LA IS STILL FUCKING DOWN?
GOD DAMN, TWEET THAT SHIT LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH STAR, GUYS
>>829
i emailed moot hours ago before i took a nap. if he's awake he should have read it by now and others emails.
if anyone knows how to use rizon IRC go look for a mod and ask him to contact moot.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:13
This is the end of 4chan. RIP 2003-2012. ;__; 7
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:14
>>829
>Server is hosed. Has nothing to do with CloudFlare or an attack. ETA is at least an hour. Go outside and toss a ball around.
With Love.
-Moot.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:20
I just tried out Reddit and what the fuck? Why is it so... shitty feeling compared to 4chan?
Already did that this morning. Came home and it still wasn't working so I went to bed figuring moot is a good guy he will have it up by the time I wake up to go to work but it's still not upNow it's starting to get dark outside and I can hear coyotes howling and it's just not safe to be out there without a cape I might trip and fall and spill all my spaghetti. If that doesn't attract the coyotes to me like a pack of zombies to the sound of flesh living turning on a flashlight to pick it all up sure as hell will. so now I'm stuck blindly eating spaghetti off the street without a fork because you have to be 18 to purchase cutlery in european countries and I have to fight off the local stray alley cats that I can't even see because it's so dark but I can feel their aura of murderous intent and it scares me a
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:49
well fuck I had a pretty grorious sleep thru a rain storm and now I have awoken and descended and still we are lost at sea, stranged in strange lands, fuck the land of Cloudfare and their shitty cunts are fucked. Moot needs to stop cybering with the irc mads and just come and fuck the cloudfaggets up exploding knees and allow all of us to get back to our respective boards.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:49
Oh ne ne ne ne ne
ne ne ne ne
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:51
Oh di di di di di
di di di di
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:51
i want to knw if we have an lolis down here? iam bored
Hawaii here too. Island of Maui is cut off as well. It started last night, was hoping it'd be fixed by today. Wonder what the hell it is.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:54
>Once your website is a part of the CloudFlare community, its web traffic is routed through our intelligent global network.
>its web traffic is routed through our intelligent global network
>intelligent global network
>intelligent
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Anonymous2012-02-07 18:54
PHaggot here
It started at noon yesterday and is still down up to now.
Being a flipfag is suffering
GUYS YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS
FUCK YOU WILL DO NOTHING
TELL THEM THAT THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AND THAT WE CANT ACCESS 4CHIN AT ALL
IT LETS THEM KNOW WHATS ACTUALLY GOING ON
JESUS CHRIST
>>883
prolly gonna ban my account for all the abuse ive been spouting. would have made a troll account if i actually gave a shit if they do
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:25
"CloudFlare CloudFlare
@
@animaltorturer You're not blocked. Can you please email help @ cloudflare.com a traceroute from your location?'LOLWAT
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:26
Tell them that you're not the hoster/owner of the site but just one of the MANY, MANY users who cannot get in due to the Aus and Sin servers being shit.
>>897
No. We need to tweet moot and ask him what the fuck is going on
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:28
twitter is a laggyh piece os shit
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:29
>>884
actually ive sent many emails to coludflare, moot, called my isp and asked some of my irl friends if they were having simmilar problems.
so fuck you too mr 884 they know there is a problem and i will keep saying fuck you till they fix it.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:30
>>900 >>900 >>900 >>900 >>900
GUYS
CLOUDFLARE THINKS WE OWN A SITE OR SOMETHING OR THINKS THAT WE KNOW WHAT A TRACEROUTE IS
EXPLAIN THE SITUATION
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:30
tweet moot? can it be done?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:32
i just tweeted them tellin them we are site users of website 4chin (not owners) and that their servers are down in the land down under and West coast
"Cloudfuck"; I like that. Cloudfuck. I love the new name: Cloudfuck.
Too bad they are fucking us. Cloudfuck. They are the cloud that fucks you.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:33
moot is gunna be pissed holy fuck
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:33
IF YOU'RE GONNA TWEET CLOUDFAGOT
TELL THEM YOUR LOCATION AND THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ON BOARDS.4CHAN.ORG
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:34
honestly first time in my life i've been truly fucked by a cloud... i've been in big storms and had some bad shit happen but seriously first time i've felt this kinda fuckery from a goddam cloud and it sucks having to tweet these niggas 40 wors or less or some shit like that fuckery is what it is trying to fuckin destroy a thundercloud with a hair-dryer first time i've been truly fucked by a cloud...
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:35
i am goign to link them to this thread also dublbles
THE POLICE ARE HERE
NIGGERS AW NIGGERS YEAH
YEAH YEAH AW NIGGERS
YEAH YEAH YEAH
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:41
>>897
>Status details:
attack returned in SIN using a different vector. mitigating again.
an attack hitting LA and SIN. mitigating. atack mitigated in LA and SIN.
SHIT ACCELSPAMMER, GET IT TOGETHER!
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:41
I shot an email at moot. I'll be fucked if I'm stuck in Ashland without being able to argue with anonymous users about video games.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:44
"attack returned in SIN using a different vector. mitigating again.
an attack hitting LA and SIN. mitigating. atack mitigated in LA and SIN.
"
what does this means?????
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:45
who is attacking us... we need to fight back
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:45
The Overseer has the right to get ill,
and if ya fought back the overseer had the right to kill
the officer has the right to arest
and if ya fight back they put a hole in your chest
>>926
">>920
First of all, it's backwards.
>an attack
This is a DDoS
>mitigating
This is magic
>different vector
This is more DDoS from somewhere else"
dear god but why? Fucking magic in the middle and a different vector :( such weird names to describe people fucking us. I won't stand for this.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:49
And yet the lucky majority who CAN access 4chan does not know what is happening to us at all.
How does it feel, guys?
How does it feel to be forgotten by everyone else?
Why...;_;
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:49
sup 4chan 9gag officer here
just coming in here to tell you le 9gag strike team is busting up ur shitty website
>>946
Either you're lying, or you don't live in LA
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:14
just spilled my chop on my keyboard. can this get any worse?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:16
>>946 every time someone says that i know they are trolling but i cheak anyway. just in case
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:18
I live in hawaii. It's down for me as well.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:18
HEY
ITS BACK UP
TIME FOR NON VIDYA
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:18
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
how about you filthy peasants move out of the nigger parts of the world?
dont mind me just living in the superior part of the world enjoying my imageboard
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:25
I doubt it's already up
Please post screenshots and shit.
Feels bad living near SIN
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:26
guy posting that the boards are up is a samefag. why don't you change your words a bit when posting here and in /games/ that way you might fool someone.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:26
You guys, here's a tweet from cloudfuck:
"@animaltorturer There was a malicious IP causing 4chan.org to exceed the connection limit causing the 503 errors. We've blocked the offender"
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:27
>>965
txt board. how is he suppoosed to post images
>>967
Try
"What would happen if you unblocked the offender? Maybe once you blocked it, you in turn, blocked everyone else connecting from the LA and SIN servers as well"
I have no idea what he's talking about though.
>>967
i think that means that they're finally realizing that there IS a 503 error and they're barely working on it. i doubt we all have the same IP address.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:33
>>972
or they could restart the attack and bring down the rest of 4chan
greatidea.jpg
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:34
>>967
Ask if "Does it imply that it should be working fine now? It is still down for everyone connecting from LA and Singapore. Please try to double-check and give us an estimated time for fixing"
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:34
if they only just noticed they must be so much more retarded then i gave them credit for
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:35
aus still down too
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:35
>>967
Ask if they're working on fixing it if they haven't already, since it isn't doing shit.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:39
They updated status:
An attack attack hitting LA and SIN. Mitigating
There was a malicious user causing 4chan.org to exceed its connection limit and resulting in HTTP 503 responses. We have blocked the offender and the errors should be resolved. Please let us know if you have any other questions.
IF WE BRING THE WHOLE SITE DOWN THEN THEY WILL BE FORCED TO FIX THE WHOLE THING
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503_is_pissing_me_off2012-02-07 20:57
@987 & @989
Opened a Knowledge Base article with them...
Sent them a traceroute....
Sent them the denial by direct IP connection (since cloudshit blocks direct IP connections in lieu of DNS names) from all 5 known 4chan IP's (that I could find easily anyways)
Seems like there are a number of work arounds...IMO
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:58
>>988
We would essentially be attacking 4Chan and I for one will not have any part in that.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 20:59
>>992
How the fuck else are we going to get their attention.
>>993
Fucks me. But if we attack their other servers it will not only stop EVERYONE from going on 4Chan, but also slow down any effort to fix the problem.