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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 1:25

cloudflare-nginx

is what it reads. Any ideas on getting back to the image-y side of 4chan? Already tried clearing the cookies

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:45

who is attacking us... we need to fight back

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:45

The Overseer has the right to get ill,
and if ya fought back the overseer had the right to kill
the officer has the right to arest
and if ya fight back they put a hole in your chest

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:45

>>920
the world is about to end

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:45

>>921
/b/ did

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:46

bump for knowing the feel

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:46

>>920
First of all, it's backwards.
>an attack
This is a DDoS
>mitigating
This is magic
>different vector
This is more DDoS from somewhere else

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:46

>>924
i would have liked to have seen that. too bad cloudflare is gay

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:47

this is hwo the world ends
not with a bang
but a whimper

tru stories so we r like the last people on earth down here in the /lounge/ underground bunker

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:47

>>924
what did they do? and who to?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:48

>>926
">>920
First of all, it's backwards.
>an attack
This is a DDoS
>mitigating
This is magic
>different vector
This is more DDoS from somewhere else"

dear god but why? Fucking magic in the middle and a different vector :( such weird names to describe people fucking us. I won't stand for this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:49

And yet the lucky majority who CAN access 4chan does not know what is happening to us at all.
How does it feel, guys?
How does it feel to be forgotten by everyone else?
Why...;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:49

sup 4chan 9gag officer here
just coming in here to tell you le 9gag strike team is busting up ur shitty website

cacthya l8er trololols

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:49

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:50

Somebnody holy me pls


also 9gag boys don't kno shit l0l

this DDoS is from American gov... ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:51

>>932
oh fuck off faggot noone gives a shit about you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:52

>LA, SIN servers down
>SJ, HK, JAP servers fine
WELL GEE MAYBE WE SHOULD REROUTE THE DATAS GUYS?
NAH?
WELL OKAY.
Fucking Cloudfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:52

>>931
They wouldn't even realize we were gone...
;_;
How will I complain about Arkh Project now?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:52

>>934
i beleave that more than i beleave 9fags are responsible

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:53

I WILL MS/DOS YOU ALL
I WILL INJECT HTML INTO ALL YOUR COMMAND PROMPTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:54

>>937
complain here thats all everyone is doing. youl fit right in

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:54

>>939
oh noes

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:56

>>939
>html in the command prompt
OH GOD
OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NO, STOP THAT YOU'LL BREAK IT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:58

>>939
Do go on....meow

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:02

503 Service Temporarily Unavailable
cloudflare-nginx

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:06

Las Vegas, Cox internets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:06

OH SHIT
IT'S BACK

THANK YOU BASED MOOT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:06

new status page: http://nigger.cloudflare.com

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:07

>>928
I have read a story about something like this, the world ended and just some were able to talk via internet and shit, i'm scared.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:08

>>1000

My heart can't go

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:13

>>946
Either you're lying, or you don't live in LA

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:14

just spilled my chop on my keyboard. can this get any worse?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:16

>>946 every time someone says that i know they are trolling but i cheak anyway. just in case

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:18

I live in hawaii.  It's down for me as well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:18

HEY
ITS BACK UP

TIME FOR NON VIDYA

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:18

All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy
All 503 and no 4chan makes Anon a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:18

CHECK EM

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:19

>>956
haha no

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:21

FINALLY!! Shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:21

Fuck this shit.  I have tabs for /a/, /co/, /g/, /m/, and /v/, all of which have 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable
cloudflare-nginx

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 20:22

>>958
is it back up for you?

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