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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 1:25

cloudflare-nginx

is what it reads. Any ideas on getting back to the image-y side of 4chan? Already tried clearing the cookies

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:28

>>760
Cap'n, we've suffered attacks off starboard. Don't worry, they have been mitigated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:30

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▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█   4chan will never be back

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:31

>>761
Arr. Fire the cannons! We ain't going down without a fight arrrr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:31

>>762
;~; one day we the people of the pacific coast will return to our beloved image board

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:34

>>764
Til then we will sail the sea of loneliness. Arrr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:35

>>763
Cap'n we lost 4 men but we are still fighting!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:38

>>766
Keep fighting to the last men! Dem dubs ain't got jack sparrow on my ship. Arrr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:40

They're trying to patch the boat, but many of the men seem to be losing hope of ever getting to 4chanland...

Let's hope we can make it...

Godspeed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:41

Oh god I thought it was my netbook! I havent been able to go on a single board since last night :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:43

>>768
Aye. Don't give up mates.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:47

New Mexico reporting in.  Ass pirates are 503ing my gateway.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:47

Damn, I really miss /sci/. ):
Let us hold hands and pray that the God of ass raping rapes the asses of Cloudflare employees tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:50

>>770
Cap'n i can't feel my legs...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:53

Its been two days now guys...is 4chan coming back? Guys?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:55

Yep, aussie on telstra here, goddamn 503

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:55

>>285 back again.... I dreamed of reaching 4chanland...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:57

Getting 503s here as well since last night. I'm in Hawaii, imageboards don't work on my Time Warner cable line or my Sprint phone. The front page works, though - just enough to taunt me, showing all those people happily posting images, oblivious to the plight of their brethren.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:57

>>773
Damn it, no word from patchworks for over an hour. We're losing men here!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:58

http://www.4chan.org/


IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 16:59

I went to sleep and got up early in the morning to check if 4chan was back up.
...fucking Cloudflare.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:00

I hate you nigras that are posting links to get our hopes up :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:00

^ so legit... ^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:01

Another Arizona here, using a university network, so no idea which ISP. Still 503ing.

Name: Kouduni 2012-02-07 17:02

>>779

ill kill you...violently

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:03

Why
Hasn't
Anyone
Told
Moot
About
This
Yet
HOLY SHIT

Name: ragechan 2012-02-07 17:04

>>769 and
>>781 here

AT&T Ca 909 here .... :( The fog thickens and all hope is fading fast...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:04

Arizona here, on Century link.
503 errors everywhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:04

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:05

>>778
Stay strong we will make it out alive!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:07

I am the Bone of my intertubes...
Sage is my Body and impatience is my Blood.
I have waited over a Thousand Hours,
Unknown to Moot,
Nor known to Cloudflare.
Have withstood downtime to whine many complaints
Yet those words will never affect Anything.
So, as I sage--
UNLIMITED 503 WORKS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:09

I am the JAM of my intertubes...
Sage is my JAM and impatience is my Blood.
I have waited over a Thousand JAMs,
Unknown to JAM,
Nor known to JAM.
Have withstood downtime to whine many JAMs
Yet those words will never affect JAM.
So, as I JAM--
JAM

Name: Leo 2012-02-07 17:10

This sucks not being able to pony...

Name: Leo 2012-02-07 17:11

JAM

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:11

This should make the eternal wait less painful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO4XPHGwdW0

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:13

Hey guys I need help being a faggot. I want to be a faggot so I can have the desire to green text, but without being a faggot I don't have the desire to green text. Please teach me how to be a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:13

>>794

AWW YEAH

JAM

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:15

>>794
Best music on the planet achieved.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:17

>>792
http://fim.413chan.net/
Fimchan needs post volume!
But it's not quite the same...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:20

CHECK EM

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:20

CHECK EM

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